332 - Bleyd and the Vampires

Bleyd sticks around, while Phow Ji decides to pick a little fight with Barris Offee, which I cannot recommend. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

God, Bleyd is such a tool. Everyone else in this is basically fine but every time Bleyd is the main character everyone else should be saying "Why is Bleyd the main character, no one likes Bleyd." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yeah we're really hung up on this one weird moral call this book is also seemingly very hung up on, but hey let's talk about it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Look I'm sure there's a perfectly good explanation for these highly convenient space nuns, but you see for yourself if it doesn't feel silly to you. Also a lot of doctor stuff. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Who woulda guessed these two guys who wrote all the horniest Star Wars stuff we've dealt with, working together, would produce something quite this sweaty? Oh right, we did. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It took until chapter 4 of the book to do a "This dude is horny for this lady for way too long" inner monologue sequence, but it happened so at we're now sure we're reading a Michael Reaves Star Wars novel. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

New book time! Time to get into some clone wars era stuff as we visit the planet Drongar (uh oh that oughta raise some hackles) to meet Den Dhur (uh oh again) but don't worry, this one's a medical drama! No Jax Pavan! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Okay yeah here we go, all done. Questions answered, new book announced! Gonna be taking the next week off. Oh, by the way, this episode doesn't feature the stormtrooper, but he'll be back when we kick off the next season, I promise. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The grand finale and ... it all goes exactly how we've been saying it would. Painfully so. I guess that's the curse of licensed genre fiction, eh? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Finally some goddamn aliens. Also, a discourse on the nature of X-files episode endings. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices