452 - The Offseason

King Vahgo's knights Sir Arthur (Branson), Sir Oldfellow (Andrew), Sir Oddrich Abundance (Charles), and Sir Goldenheart (Max) provide commentary as squires joust for a chance to become knights. Check out Max's Twitch channel: twitch.tv/ratcousin Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

Simon Random (Branson) and TheThemeParkDude (Patches) tell the story of the Butternut, Missouri theme park Treatland. Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

Gun range instructors Krohnt Bobe (Branson) and Jon Burpo (Ben Avery) teach Dante Sanferno (Andrew) and Pastor Gene Exegesis (Charles) to use firearms responsibly. Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

Red O'Daniels (Andrew) sits down with Coach Flint Cleanwater (Branson) to discuss the upcoming NFL and NBA seasons. Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

The Tavern Twins, Tim Tavern (Branson) and Tom Tavern (Jesse), attempt to save the struggling Theme's Bar, Grill, and Bar. Can the Twins whip absentee owner Teddy Twelver (Charles) and his barback Jason Beandip (Andrew) into shape before it's too late? Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

Italian-American podcaster Gianna Coplaguysi (Ty) facilitates a conversation between Joey “The Square” Cacciatore (Branson) and Carmy Parm (Charles) about their experience in the mafia, which does not exist. Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

Fixer Bob Drop (Branson) solves crises for a variety of clients (Andrew, Charles). Watch our cartoon "The Office of Tomorrow," out now as part of Chunks: patreon.com/chunkstv Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

God (Branson), Satan (Charles), and Andrew Hudson (Andrew) test the faith of a new Job. Watch our cartoon "The Office of Tomorrow," out now as part of Chunks: patreon.com/chunkstv Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

Manager Eddy Eichmann (Branson) trains new cashier Margaret Simpson (Jill) to insult customers (Andrew, Charles) at Yeller's Hot Dogs. Watch Jill's House of Rock: https://www.youtube.com/@jillshouseofrock Watch our new animated short (drops 7/19) at patreon.com/chunkstv Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Ending song - "Sugar We All End Up in Diapers" (from Podcast About List): www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aOQ7h9S4kI Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

Gary Gargarita (Andrew) interviews Three Pumpkins Mayor Stuart Smartey (Branson) about his dating life, the mayoral election, and the mayor's assistant Layla. Watch our new animated short (drops 7/19) at patreon.com/chunkstv Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Ending song - "Sugar We All End Up in Diapers" (from Podcast About List): www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aOQ7h9S4kI Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23