E265. Advice From A Human Dumpster Fire

This week it was revealed on X just how many foreigners there are pretending to be Americans online. And they’re successfully sowing the seeds of our demise. 0:00 - Fake Americans Part 14:38 - New Phetasy Merch!5:30 - Stopbox7:28 - Fake Americans Part 214:31 - The Perfect Jean15:41 - Weather16:20 - Fake Americans Part 324:32 - Phetasy News26:17 - The Internet Is GloriousGet your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Use code MERRYPHETASY for 20% off orders over $50 End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy---------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks to our sponsors StopBox & The Perfect Jean - Secure your handgun with the StopBox Pro and get 10% off your entire order. Use code BRIDGET10 at stopboxusa.com, and also Buy One Get One Free for a limited time! https://bit.ly/DF-Stopbox - Men! Find yourself the perfect pair of jeans at https://bit.ly/DF-PerfectJean - use code BRIDGET15 for 15% off and free shipping! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEhhttps://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

Fighting the “Fuck Its”. Tips for ending the year strong and not giving into nihilism and the darkness. In other words, don't break your ankle on the dismount. 0:00 - Introduction6:00 - Qualia7:45 - Fighting The F*ck Its16:47 - Quest18:01 - Weather18:38 - That Dumpster Fire Life29:02 - Phetasy News30:56 - The Internet Is GloriousGet the Caliber Holiday Success Plan sheet here: https://bit.ly/DF-CaliberHolidaySheet Check out Caliber for help getting into a workout routine - Transform your fitness with science based training. Sign up for Caliber free, if would like top tier training, sign up get $100 off your first 3 months - https://caliberstrong.com/phetasy Get your Release The Files t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks to our sponsors Qualia & Quest - Take control of your cellular health today. Go to https://qualialife.com/DUMPSTER to get 50% off and save an extra 15% with the code DUMPSTER.- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at https://www.questhealth.com and use promo code DUMPSTER25 get 25% off. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

Have you ever used a pickup line that worked? Or has a pickup line ever worked on you? A billionaire went viral over the weekend for sharing his favorite pickup line with young people and it's either charming or creepy, you decide. Also the battle of the sexes had a new term “mankeeping”.0:00 - Introduction5:08 - StopBox7:11 - Okay, Boomer16:57 - BON CHARGE18:29 - Weather19:12 - Sprained My Eyes24:24 - Phetasy News26:19 - The Internet Is GloriousGet your Overburdened With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Designs are available on the front and the back! End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks to our sponsors StopBox & BON CHARGE - Secure your handgun with the StopBox Pro and get 10% off your entire order. Use code BRIDGET10 at stopboxusa.com, and also Buy One Get One Free for a limited time! https://bit.ly/DF-Stopbox - Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off at https://bit.ly/boncharge-df ---------------------------------------------------------------------- We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

RIP to the penny, more Epstein files drop and nothing will happen, it’s emotional edging. And Elon’s nanny robot might put you under house arrest.0:00 - RIP3:00 - Quest4:17 - Epstein Didn't Kill Himself14:47 - Sheath16:25 - Weather16:59 - Siri, Please Take My Life23:06 - Phetasy News25:14 - The Internet Is GloriousGet your Overburdened With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Designs are available on the front and the back! End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks to our sponsors Quest & Sheath - Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at https://www.questhealth.com and use promo code DUMPSTER25 get 25% off. - Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://bit.ly/df-sheath and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER ---------------------------------------------------------------------- We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

The BBC is in hot water after it came out that they totally doctored a speech Trump gave on January 6th, to make it look like Trump ordered the violence that fateful day. The beginning of the end of the government shutdown is really all about flying. And who cares about the cost of groceries, because the cost of Ozempic is going down.0:00 - Introduction2:26 - BRUNT3:49 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN9:17 - The Perfect Jean10:28 - Weather10:57 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN, AGAIN23:50 - Phetasy News24:49 - The Internet Is GloriousGet your Overburdened With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Designs are available on the front and the back! End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks to our sponsors BRUNT & The Perfect Jean - BRUNT didn’t just make a durable work boot—they reinvented comfort for the hardest workers out there. For a limited time, our listeners get $10 off at BRUNT by using code DUMPSTER at checkout - https://bit.ly/DF-BRUNT - Men! Find yourself the perfect pair of jeans at https://bit.ly/DF-PerfectJean - use code BRIDGET15 for 15% off and free shipping! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

The Republicans lost their first set of elections after Trump’s victory in 2024. Democrats are calling it a BlueBath. Is it as big a deal as they’re making it out to be? Plus, money is broken, along with everything else. 0:00 - Introduction3:40 - Quest5:11 - These F*ckin' Guys12:08 - Sheath13:17 - Weather13:58 - Sh*t's Gettin' Real23:46 - Phetasy News24:35 - The Internet Is GloriousGet your Overburdened With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Designs are available on the front and the back! End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks to our sponsors Quest & Sheath - Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at https://www.questhealth.com and use promo code DUMPSTER25 get 25% off. - Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://bit.ly/df-sheath and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER ---------------------------------------------------------------------- We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

Bill Gates and the tech bros reverse course on climate change, confirming Bridget's number one rule: Never Trust A Tech Bro. And you can now purchase your very own robot slave, but what color will you choose? 0:00 - Introduction1:45 - Füm3:04 - Hypocrisy On Fire13:33 - BON CHARGE 14:49 - Weather15:14 - Siri, Please Take My Life20:43 - Phetasy News21:22 - The Internet Is GloriousGet your Overburdened With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Designs are available on the front and the back! End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks to our sponsors Füm & BON CHARGE - Take Zero changes with Füm Zero today. Just head to TryFum.com to get started - https://bit.ly/DF-FumZero - Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off at https://bit.ly/boncharge-df ---------------------------------------------------------------------- We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

Get $200 off your CovePure water filtration system at https://bit.ly/DF-CovePure Crazy women are everywhere, but today we focus on the crazy women driving men away from the Democratic party - Jennifer Welch & AOC0:00 - Introduction 1:11 - CovePure2:44 - WOMEN!12:07 - Bridget's Mexican Weather Report13:37 - WOMEN! Continued20:13 - Phetasy News21:13 - The Internet Is GloriousGet your Overburned With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Designs are available on the front and the back! End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks to our sponsor CovePure - Protect your health, save money, and contribute to a healthier planet by choosing CovePure for your home. Get $200 off your Covepure water filtration system at https://bit.ly/DF-CovePure---------------------------------------------------------------------- We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

Hamilton is to blame for what’s happening in NYC, Gavin Newsom’s new nickname is Wonderbread and maybe Trump’s new ballroom will be the scene of his ultimate coronation.0:00 - Introduction2:08 - Tax The Rich15:40 - Sheath16:56 - Weather17:26 - This F*ckin Guy23:20 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN25:39 - Phetasy News26:27 - The Internet Is GloriousGet your Overburned With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Designs are available on the front and the back! End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks to our sponsors Sheath - Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://bit.ly/df-sheath and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER ---------------------------------------------------------------------- We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

The Democrats think a Nazi will solve their man problem, with Graham Platner's explanation of his tattoo and the AWS shutdown proves a lot of Americans are still rich.0:00 - Introduction1:46 - This F*ckin Guy13:31 - Qualia14:49 - Weather15:17 - Get Rekt, Big Tech20:58 - Phetasy News22:01 - The Internet Is GloriousGet your Overburned With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Designs are available on the front and the back! End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks to our sponsor Qualia - Resist aging at the cellular level, try Qualia Senolytic. Go to https://Qualialife.com/DUMPSTER for up to 50% off and use code DUMPSTER at checkout for an additional 15% off. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva