Willie Robertson Accidentally Arms an Ape with a Machete [UNRELEASED VIDEO]

Uncle Si is bursting with joy over America’s decision to elect Donald Trump as the 47th President of the United States, but he’s got a serious challenge for Congress and Mr. President now that they’ve won. Phillip encourages people who are happy with the election’s outcome to show kindness and humility to those who aren’t, and Martin urges people to keep trying to have civil and considerate discourse, especially with those on the other side of the aisle. John-David is happy to have a fellow J.D. in the White House! Duck Call Room episode #396 is sponsored by: https://duckstamp.com — Purchase your own Duck Stamp and become a part of the nation’s most impactful conservation program today! https://nutrafol.com/men — Get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you use the promo code DUCK. https://www.mypillow.com/duck — Get huge discounts on all MyPillow products, including the standard size MyPillow only $14.98! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si ranks his nephews and there’s a surprising tie for the number one spot! Martin cringes while recalling the uncomfortable “Duck Dynasty” episode about his first date, and John-David has a serious bone to pick with people who review Wal-Mart products. Phillip relives a physically painful plane trip with Phil and Si, and a suggestive old commercial featuring Joe Namath has been cracking Si up since the 70s. Duck Call Room episode #395 is sponsored by: https://drinkag1.com/duck — Get a free gift with your first subscription plus the Welcome Kit with Vitamin D3+K2! https://www.factormeals.com/duck50 — Get 50% off right now when you use code duck50! https://duckstamp.com — Purchase your own Duck Stamp and become a part of the nation’s most impactful conservation program today! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bella Robertson Mayo gives Uncle Si the lowdown on what life has been like working for her dad’s company, Duck Commander, and the worst part of her job is kinda sorta Si’s doing. Martin looks back on the near decade that’s passed since “Duck Dynasty” and recalls some of his favorite memories that included Bella. John-David is super impressed with Bella’s husband Jacob’s vintage clothing business, even though Si can’t believe that his old closet might be full of valuable items. Duck Call Room episode #394 is sponsored by: https://yallsweettea.com — Get 10% off your order today when you use promo code DUCK at checkout! https://rocketmoney.com/duck — Cancel unwanted subscriptions with Rocket Money. The average person saves up to $720 a year! https://duckstamp.com — Purchase your own Junior Duck Stamp to help conserve wildlife habitats today! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Willie Robertson’s idea of fun is something Uncle Si just can’t get behind, and a way to prove his nephew Jase wrong about his marksman skills has finally come along. John-David makes a plan for himself and his politics-loving son on Election Day, and Martin attests to Si’s mean skills with a needle and thread. Stone has a small bone to pick with the Buck Boys, who are the younger counterparts to the Buckmen. Si impersonates an old-school gangster as a favor to one of his listeners. Duck Call Room episode #393 is sponsored by: https://www.sofhold.com — Save 10% when you use code DUCK today! https://duckstamp.com — Purchase your own Junior Duck Stamp to help conserve wildlife habitats today! https://www.mypillow.com/duck — Get huge discounts on all MyPillow products, including the standard size MyPillow only $14.98! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si can’t help but get riled up over one particular “Duck Dynasty” scene, and Martin confesses that one of his “pets” on the show is no longer his. John-David brings in Kyle Stevens of the Monroe Moccasins hockey team to talk about the weird traditions of Monroe hockey fans and what it’s like to get in a fist fight on ice. Godwin claims ice skating is easy, and with his background of unexpected talents, he might be right. Si hates the cold, as evidenced by the time he set his own jacket on fire one cold morning. Duck Call Room episode #392 is sponsored by: https://duckstamp.com — Purchase your own Junior Duck Stamp to help conserve wildlife habitats today! https://tecovas.com/duck — Get 10% off handcrafted Tecovas boots when you sign up for email & texts. https://drinkag1.com/duck — Get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 & 5 FREE AG1 travel packs with your first subscription! The new gold standard is here. Get started today at https://robinhood.com/gold - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si is impressed by the presumptive future 57th president of the United States, John-David’s 10-year-old son, Carter. Carter spills the beans about Abraham Lincoln’s ghost, his overzealous math teacher, and what his dad says in private about Joe Biden. Si was wrongfully held by the TSA during his recent trip, and Martin confesses that he was happy to bail during that situation. Phillip watched Godwin nearly get his face wrecked by a pigeon, and John-David lets his gratitude and pride show while highlighting the challenges his son has faced in his young life.  Duck Call Room episode #391 is sponsored by: https://nutrafol.com/men — Get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you use the promo code DUCK. Get a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale at https://www.stamps.com/duck https://duckstamp.com — Purchase your own Junior Duck Stamp to help conserve wildlife habitats today! https://www.mypillow.com/duck — Get huge discounts on all MyPillow products, including the standard size MyPillow only $14.98! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si and Kirk Cameron team up to make a plan that will bring America back to common sense, decency, and Jesus. Martin asks Kirk about his experience in Hollywood as a young actor in an industry controlled by adults, and Kirk brings up the unfortunate incident where his son accidentally put Si’s life in danger on his first hunt with the Duckmen. Kirk and Si were almost relatives back when a burgeoning romance between Kirk’s son and one of the Robertson girls was going on!  Duck Call Room episode #390 is sponsored by: https://duckstamp.com — Purchase your own Junior Duck Stamp to help conserve wildlife habitats today! https://www.mypillow.com/duck — Get huge discounts on all MyPillow products, including the standard size MyPillow only $14.98! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si nearly made a dangerous decision in Vietnam and proves “Forrest Gump” to be an accurate portrayal of The Vietnam War. Martin and Jon Gimber relive the wild Duck Commander days of selling merch at Talladega Speedway, and John-David defends his hot take on warm toilet seats. Si reveals the conclusions he often comes to after self-reflecting, and the boys are surprised by his revelation. Duck Call Room episode #389 is sponsored by: https://www.hillsdale.edu/duck — Take a FREE Hillsdale College course right now. Choose from more than 40 no-cost online classes! https://drinkag1.com/duck — Get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 & 5 FREE AG1 travel packs with your first subscription! https://duckstamp.com — Purchase your own Junior Duck Stamp to help conserve wildlife habitats today! https://helixsleep.com/duck — Get 20% off all mattress orders today! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Martin shares the unfortunate incident he suffered over the weekend that led to him shocking his wife when he returned home wearing nothing but his skivvies and needing a shower big time. A caller compares Si to the grandfather character from a famous 90’s kids show, and the energy seems right on. Phillip and Si ponder the presence of romance in the animal kingdom, Si recalls his worst jobs ever, and John-David gets squeamish about seeing an old-school polaroid of Si in a creepy bunny costume. Duck Call Room episode #388 is sponsored by: https://shopmando.com — New customers get $5 off a Starter Pack with our code DUCK! https://yallsweettea.com — Get 10% off your order today when you use promo code DUCK at checkout! https://rocketmoney.com/duck — Cancel unwanted subscriptions with Rocket Money. The average person saves up to $720 a year! https://duckstamp.com — Purchase your own Junior Duck Stamp to help conserve wildlife habitats today! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si relives the creepy night he and his brothers stumbled upon a smelly, Sasquatch-type creature in the woods, and Martin is eager to get the lowdown on Si’s belief in other cryptid creatures. John-David finds megalodon easier to believe in than the moon landing, and Stone switches sides on his belief in another mythical beast. Si gets a kick out of the “pandas” at a Chinese zoo that were both more and less than they appeared to be. Si swears his favorite aunt had an even more luxurious beard than he does! Duck Call Room episode #387 is sponsored by: https://duckstamp.com — Purchase your own Junior Duck Stamp to help conserve wildlife habitats today! https://www.buyraycon.com/duck — Get 20-50% off everything on Raycon’s website when you shop today! https://pestie.com/duck — Get an extra 10% off your order when you use code DUCK! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices