Ep 43: My Undercarriage is Sweating

Sarah welcomes Shani Silver, who is an expert on Singledom. She discusses her book, A Single Revolution, her podcast, A Single Serving Podcast, and moving to New Orleans from Brooklyn. Shani emphasizes never to be desperate to find anyone. She and Sarah also talk about dating apps, and Shani describes them as “hope rollercoasters” that breed mental health problems and cause more harm than good. Men are not scarce resources, so women should not be afraid of growing older and being single. Love is not over at 37, and women are not just holes!

Riga is back! Sarah sits down with her main girl, and they finally talk about the last 6 months. Did she lose all her followers by going MIA? Who knows, but she’s going to find out! Sarah discusses her most recent break up and the moving on process. Riga reminds everyone to check up on their friends and not to overthink relationships. Sarah’s first date back in the dating game produces mixed results and blocking, but Riga is swangin’ and bangin’ the Marrero Meat Man. Does it matter if your neighbors hear you knockin’ boots? Depends on whom you ask. Also, the ladies reminisce about the holidays, and Sarah visits an assisted living facility.  

Sarah lets it loose with her esthetician, Lala. They get down to the nitty-gritty with the first topic: vaginal waxing! Positions matter when waxing a bum hole, and Sarah is enthralled. Lala tells the story of the time she gave her brother-in-law a manzilian for his beach trip. The ladies discuss the Netflix documentary, “Stay Sweet,” and agree that Warren Jeffs is the biggest POS out there. Britney Spears’ wedding day is brought up, and Sarah and Lala give their take on Jason Alexander’s dumb ass. Speaking of weddings, Lala reminisces on her bachelorette party and the depths to which one of her friends went. “Trust the bus!” They talk about neighborly sneaky links and the sexual position, Amazon! 

Sarah welcomes Lucky back to the podcast, and they immediately get into the topic of sweating in your undergarments. Lucky says she wears jeans to summer festivals, and Sarah can't wrap her head around it. The ladies discuss exes having kids when history says that's a bad idea! Lucky and Sarah break down the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard defamation trial. Lucky can't get over "Amber Turd." And Sarah's dog farts mid-recording. Enjoy!

Sarah has Lauren Murray in the chair for a 2nd time! The ladies talk about bringing back long-lost loves, Ben & Jen style. They have interesting stories about timing and lining up relationships at the perfect moment. Sarah remembers a guy she went on a few dates with, who lured her over after parading all day, and he told her “I just wanted to get my freak on,” after she put on The Client. Lauren brings up running into old flings while with your new man. Why does this always end up so awkward? The girls discuss public sex, and Sarah is considering getting kicked out her building to bang in the rooftop pool. Lauren crushes Sarah’s dreams and drops the balcony story! 

Lo is back in the house after a hot minute, and she gets into work probs, including the loony toons that are fresh off the interstate. Cops are called often, and Lo is now in charge of customer complaints and the migration of birds. The ladies agree that customers feel like they have the right to talk to employees any way they want. Sarah discusses her most recent spray tan fiasco and how she forgot to wear thongs. Although she’s over men, Lo did go on a date with a man who had “plant babies,” so she’s back to only platonic relationships. Do you order whatever you want on a first date? The women dig in deep on the topic, and yes, always get dessert! 

Sarah is back with Money, and she’s got a cold again. Big shocker! The ladies review Mardi Gras 2022, and Money breaks down what it’s like in Cajun country. The people of Church Point have a chicken run and chase pigs while being hammered at 7am. It’s what nightmares are made of - “Poultry and swine hell.” Money also explains how she got the police to bring her home after a night out of partying. They switch up topics to Britney Spears and confirm she’s the queen of draggin’ her family. Sarah goes off about a kid having a birthday party in an adult setting. Isn’t this why there are McDonald’s? Nail salons beware because Sarah is over customers talking on their phones. She’s hangry today!   

Sarah welcomes Riga Ruby back to start off Season 2! The ladies talk about the new year and how they both had covid at the same time. Riga explains sex magic and the wild phenomenon of orgasms during meditation. Sarah and Riga get into nipple play, penis size, and the art of the “boyfriend dick.” Do women get hornier with age? Let’s just say even trees looks sexy, given the right shape. (Episode was recorded January 1, 2022)

To round out the year, we are re-airing your most listened episode of the season.Sarah sits down with the fabulous Ellyn Marsh from Obsessed with Disappeared Podcast. Ellyn discusses her career on Broadway, becoming an actress/comedian, and dealing with other people’s bullshit. Sarah and Ellyn bond over being very straightforward Italian ladies and the type of men that they attract. Ellyn chats about her divorce and the narcissist she dated after her husband. Spoiler alert – he’s garbage! On a funnier note, Sarah asks Ellyn to dish on dating Robbie “Rob” Williams and how he thought she was poor. Ellyn talks about her love language and the worst gift she’s ever received. Trust, she’s one “hot mama.”

Sarah somehow manages to convince Money to record while she has the flu. What a good friend. Sarah breaks down the weekend of chaos in Sarasota for her friend’s wedding. Things took a turn quickly, and it turned into Cancun 2001. From Friday night tequila shots to Saturday beach porn; the wedding party went from classy to downtown trashy Florida strip club. Strippers love private rooms and gyrating to plastic Santas. Sarah wakes up Sunday to her roommate and a special guest, which makes for a swell car ride later in the day. This mini episode packs a lot of…you fill in the blank.