Episode 44: Downpawsit (with John Patrick Coan)

Figures from Keith and Damon's past threaten to get revenge. Also, listener mail. 

This week, Keith and Damon welcome Star (Nicholle Harris) to the agency. She's recently had a falling out with her circus family and really needs to get away, possibly because the "circus family" is actually a cult. "It's Keith and Damon Time!"

This week's client is Terry Clothrobe (Cody Sanders), a successful professional karaoke singer with higher aspirations. Keith and Damon do not want to put him on the spot, but they DO want to send him on the vacation of a lifetime. Why? Because it's their dang jobs!

This week, Keith and Damon meet Barbara Walters (Rach Angard), a toddler soccer coach who wants to get away from the toddler soccer grind and get into knitting. Can the travel fellas tailor the perfect vacation for her? Yes!

Keith and Damon sit down with bakery/deli owner Mark Spliffson (Phil Corridor), who needs to get away due to some litigation concerning the name and branding of his bakery/deli. He's also reached his legal limit of children per continent, but would still like to do some impregnating. Time for Keith and Damon to send him on the vacation of his dreams!

This week's client is Gregory Del Gowski (Jabari Keyes) a Warner Brothers security guard whose wife recently left him for both his doctor and his boss. He wants a human experience that could potentially allow him to enter his wife's new polyamorous relationship. Keith and Damon are on the case!

SEASON 3 PREMIERE! Keith and Damon are rested, relaxed, and ready to send more people on the vacations of their dreams. This week, they meet pet store owner Bryans Turtles (John Patrick Coan). Bryans needs to get away from the grind of running a business for a little while, but he definitely wants to come back and not die at any point during the vacation. Can Keith and Damon find a spot that both complies with his religion and accommodates his unique blood temperature? You simply must listen to find out!

Keith and Damon take a few questions from listener. Also new season starts October 19, just FYI. 

SEASON FINALE! Keith and Damon answer some listener questions before taking a well-deserved self-care break.

This week, Keith and Damon welcome Damon's former co-captor, muscleman and human lock Thurman Carr (Josh Doolittle), to the studio. He's never even heard of the word "vacation" because he spent his childhood as a famous musclebaby and has spent his adulthood as a muscular gig worker who wishes he could be a baby again. Time for Berd Product Travel Agency to stimulate this poor fella's life!