#16 Old Trafford grasses, Graeme Sourpuss and City are Federer

This week Danny and Noz are ambivalent about the Midseason Warm Weather Distraction™️ but are enjoying the Fyre fest style chaos. Worst sportswashing ever.  They also discuss Peter Shilton always being the worst, Gianni Infantino's daft little speech, Richard the Lionheart getting the badge in and Maradona's book.

This week, Danny and Noz are joined on the phone by BarcaJim as they ponder: Did Jadon Sancho really stand up to Ronaldo? Will CryArse7 ever grow up? Is Ray Parlour the best player named after a room in your house? How good was John Barnes? Is there some sort of tournament happening?

This week Danny and Noz are joined by Molly in the studio and Justin Moorhouse on the phone, as they discuss Liverpool being up for sale, namedropping YouTubers, the scourge of ‘cockwomble’ swears, saddo Ronaldo fanboys and whether Yoann Gourcuff is fit or not

This week Noz and Danny discuss Ronaldo being a big pathetic baby, Souness dressing like it’s date night, the fallacy of not wanting opposition players to get injured, holy grail football kits and the etymology of the work ‘twink’.

This week Danny and (a belated) Noz are joined by Justin Moorhouse and his son, Barney. Amongst other things they discuss soft play sleuthing, footballer fashion, pizza folding techniques, Danny's wonder goal, Denis Irwin shopping at Next and Justin being more famous than Michael Carrick.

This week Danny and Noz are joined by Molly (a.k.a Kevin Keegan’s identical hair twin) as they chat best football films, death pools, Champions League religions, Snoop Dogg selling out and the dangers of being peer-pressured into a hair transplant. ------ https://linktr.ee/delagoal

Noz and Danny are back to save your season from xG nerds, youtube gimps and penaldo pessi fanboys to discuss the important topics like: could Roy Keane have saved the Premier League from Erling Haaland by going for his dad's balls, and who was the most successful member of Hear'Say?

This week Noz and Danny discuss the meaning of the word 'ick', why a certain pundit gives Noz the ick, Philippe Coutinho revisionism, carrom vs shuffleboard, Danny sticking up for Jordi Cruyff, Noz being a bad friend, and the Inzaghi family dating history. Meanwhile, there's revelations about Edinburgh that cause a rift in the camp - featuring Barca Jim.

This week Noz and Danny are joined by Leeds fans Rob Mulholland (@robmulholland) and Jack Carroll (@fatjacko) as they devote pretty much the whole episode to Marcelo Bielsa and celebrating his Elland Road legacy. It's a classic good cop/bad cop scenario with Noz trying to empathise with a sad loss and Danny slamming the table and asking how Bielsa is any different to Alan Curbishley or Eddie Howe...

This week Noz and Danny explain why: - Pete Davidson is the Big Sam of celebrity dating - Man City are the football Roger Federer - Man United will definitely buy Harry Kane - Snitches get stitches - 50 Cent is too old for this sh*t