126. TALES FROM THE CRYPTKEEPER - “Pun Rehab”

Strap on a red hat (not that kind) and hop in the nearest portal because DPTC is finally covering MIGHTY MAX! A spunky teen hero? Origins as a (way too tiny) toy? That’s right, it’s the 90s and we’re taking it to the (TJ) max(x).   RATE and REVIEW us on Apple Podcasts FOLLOW @dptooncast on IG and Twitter VISIT dptooncast.com

DPTC rings in 2023 with their traditional New Year viewing of JEM & THE HOLOGRAMS (a.k.a, J & The Grams)! With her hologram-generating AI seized by the government, can a pop singer save the president from an America-themed supervillain? Brought to you by nitro cold brew and booger sugar.   RATE and REVIEW us on Apple Podcasts FOLLOW @dptooncast on IG and Twitter VISIT dptooncast.com

Blessed are the DPTC boys, for on this day they celebrate the birth of the toon messiah HE-MAN with song and revelry! Which Master of the Universe is a zaddy to the max? How many goddam batteries does a toy need? Plus: an urgent brontosaurus update.   RATE and REVIEW us on Apple Podcasts FOLLOW @dptooncast on IG and Twitter VISIT dptooncast.com

DPTC turns its gaze to tomorrow with Hanna-Barbera’s family of the future, THE JETSONS! Don’t like robot arms invading your body? Then stick to the present, you squares, while Will and Travis tackle disobedient technology, yass queens, and a very important development in Travis’ home bathroom.   RATE and REVIEW us on Apple Podcasts FOLLOW @dptooncast on IG and Twitter VISIT dptooncast.com

Happy horrordays, boils and ghouls! If you like prank calls, mean teachers, and poetic justice, you’ll love DPTC’s take on yet another R-rated property scrubbed clean for Saturday morning cartoons – the terrifying TALES FROM THE CRYPTKEEPER, just in time for Halloween!   RATE and REVIEW us on Apple Podcasts FOLLOW @dptooncast on IG and Twitter VISIT dptooncast.com

They’re laboratory mice. Their genes have been confirmed as spliced. They’re PINKY & THE BRAIN and they may be Steven Spielberg’s greatest contribution to the world of toons. That’s right, bucko. This one’s a Stevie.   RATE and REVIEW us on Apple Podcasts FOLLOW @dptooncast on IG and Twitter VISIT dptooncast.com

STONE PROTECTORS? More like “Trolls 4 Boyz!” Back in 1993, desperate toymakers reached for treasure trolls in a misguided attempt to feed the TMNT-frenzied masses. From classic rock trivia to sweet Danish dads, DPTC mines this toon for everything it’s worth… and that ain’t much.   RATE and REVIEW us on Apple Podcasts FOLLOW @dptooncast on IG and Twitter VISIT dptooncast.com

Will and Travis get extra-caffeinated in hopes of answering the age-old question: WHERE ON EARTH IS CARMEN SANDIEGO? Let a master criminal pump you full of geography facts with this slick slice of hyperactive edutainment.   RATE and REVIEW us on Apple Podcasts FOLLOW @dptooncast on IG and Twitter, VISIT dptooncast.com

From the funny papers to Saturday morning cartoons, one fact remains: GARFIELD is a malignant narcissist. Will and Travis take an unflinching look at this famous kitty, his animated series GARFIELD & FRIENDS, and grocery shopping.   RATE and REVIEW us on Apple Podcasts FOLLOW @dptooncast on IG and Twitter VISIT dptooncast.com

Do decapitations have a place in Saturday morning cartoons? USA Network sure thought so when they adapted R-rated cult classic movie HIGHLANDER into a post-apocalyptic sci-fi animated series! Divorced dads welcome.   RATE and REVIEW us on Apple Podcasts FOLLOW @dptooncast on IG and Twitter VISIT dptooncast.com