Bella The Zombie?

Edward’s obsessive stalker activities, Alice’s new friend, and Esme just wants Edward to be happy. Co-hosts Kristina and Tori make some big brain realizations and spill a lot of truths while reading the first quarter of Midnight Sun. Want to send in your Twilight stories? Email us at [email protected].

Co-hosts Kristina and Tori finally watch the last movie in the Twilight franchise, Breaking Dawn Part 2 and turns out… it’s alright *shrugs* Movie plot holes, missed opportunities, and a surprise ending? Simultaneously nothing makes sense but they’re still nostalgic by the end of the movie! How did you feel when you first watched Breaking Dawn Part 2? Send in your Twilight stories by emailing us at [email protected].

Co-hosts Kristina and Tori watch Breaking Dawn Part 1 and realize that it’s not as bad as they initially thought as a standalone movie! Beautiful cinematography, scary zombie Bella corpse, and comical wolf pack moments… What more could you expect? The Twilight movies are all streaming now on Netflix, watch along with us and let us know what you think! Want to send in your Twilight stories? Email us at [email protected].

Who knew book endings could be so… anticlimactic? Co-hosts Kristina and Tori finish up Breaking Dawn and they’re left with more questions than answers. So vampire-human hybrid people are okay after all? How did Jasper find J. Jenks? And more importantly, Kristina’s convinced that alternate universe Chelsea could’ve given us world peace… The Twilight saga might be over but the girls aren’t satisfied!! Want to send in your Twilight stories? Email us at [email protected].

Parenthood looks a little different for Bella and Edward, that is if they even remember that Renesmee exists and needs to be taken care of! Co-hosts Kristina and Tori are back after another short break to discuss the scary growing baby and more in the first half of Book 3 (Bella) in Breaking Dawn. Want to send in your Twilight stories? Email us at [email protected].

Co-hosts Kristina and Tori return from a quick week break and struggle to read through Jacob’s thoughts in Book 2 (Jacob) of Breaking Dawn for this episode of Cullen The Shots! More questions about the Quileute tribe wolves, the concept of imprinting, and a rather bloody birthing scene, the girls start to wonder… Did the hosts even like Twilight?? Want to send in your Twilight stories? Email us at [email protected].

[*Content Warning: Mentions of sexual assault in this podcast] Co-hosts Kristina and Tori read Book 1 (Bella) of Breaking Dawn. Lavish at-home wedding ceremonies, private island honeymoons, and chicken food poisoning. By the end of this section, the girls wonder if it’s possible for the main character to be so… selfish? We’re all about to find out on this episode of Cullen The Shots! Want to send in your Twilight stories? Email us at [email protected].

On this episode of Cullen The Shots, co-hosts Kristina and Tori read “The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner,” which is a novella co-existing with the events of “Eclipse.” The girls find out that sometimes… you don’t actually need a romantic fling to get you through life. What you really need is a friend who will repel everyone else from approaching the both of you! Want to send in your Twilight stories? Email us at [email protected].

[*Content Warning: Brief mentions of sexual assault in this podcast] A watered-down movie adaptation, Edward’s distracting sideburns, and the girls fall deeply in love with Rosalie. Co-hosts Kristina and Tori review the Eclipse movie in this episode of Cullen The Shots! Want to send in your Twilight stories? Email us at [email protected].

[*Content Warning: Mentions of sexual assault in this podcast]  Co-host Kristina struggles through this week’s quiz but is saved thanks to the help of Tori’s logic skills and as always there is no end to the strange character development in the final (3/3) section of the Eclipse book. Want to send in your Twilight stories? Email us at [email protected].