Malignant (2021)

So this one just pulled a quick 180 turn on a dime on me. When you think a movie is one thing but you are so dead wrong, and it still works. That what Malignant is. From the mind of James Wan comes something different...weird, but different. So lets get into the mind of Madison as she deals with a killer that seems to be haunting her past. Your history always sticks with you.

This week will be kind of different. Taking a slight break from the movie reviews to have a chat about Lunchbox's favorite movie of all time, Jaws. That beloved classic that made it terrifying to want to go into the water. This movie is very special to him so join Lunchbox as he dives into some Jaws franchise retrospective.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the water....now lets dive in with some 3D action for our sharky sharky. This week for Lunchbox's birthday, he has decided to round our the franchise with the third Jaws film. Trying new things with an old classic. Brining our beloved great white down to Sea World in beautiful Florida, to have some fun in the sun. So fins to the left and fins to the right.

What do you think this is a costume!? This is life! This is Creepin It Reel on the 4th of July episode with another zombie classic. Following the events on July 3rd from a middle of nowhere medical supply facility, as two men accidently release a deadly toxin and start a domino effect that could end the world. But at least there is a bunch of 80s campiness to soften the blow. So grab a cold one and put some brains on the bbq. The dead are back.

In space no one can hear you scream... but you can still listen to Creepin It Reel. This week Lunchbox takes a trip into space for an iconic trip. Following a group of space truckers as they come across a "distress" signal on a remote planet on their way back to earth. The Weyland-Yutani Corp has the group under contract to investigate the call and to back any materials found on site. Oh boy did they find something. This is one hell of of trip. So grab your trackers, and your flame thrower. And get ready to meet the Alien.

Well blow me down. Having a pint this week with everyone's favorite murdering Irish mythical creature in LEPRECHAUN 2. So it has been 1000 years and it is the little dudes birthday. So most people want maybe a video game, a gift card, but not our little friend. The Leprechaun is on the hunt for a wife. As his first attempt is messed up, he has to wait another 1000 years, and then hunts down the ancestor of his first attempt. With all the shoe cleaning and gold stealing that every Leprechaun movie needs to set up for that sweet kill scene. So toast to the Leprechaun on the day of his birth. CHEERS!

For our fathers day (week) episode, Lunchbox wanted to review a movie that is near and dear to his chubby horror loving heart. Taking on one monster is hard, two is insane, but how about you throw 5 of them at a rag tag group of 12 year olds. Not only do these kids have to stop these legendary monsters, but they are stopping them from destroying the world by stealing the ancient amulet from Dracula. It is an epic goonies mixed with the classic universal (updated) monsters that we all know and love. Along with this incredible movie, WE HAVE OUR FIRST SPECIAL GUEST HOST!!! So make sure the mummy stays out of your closet, and the Creature doesn't get your twinkie. We are all Squad...the MONSTER SQUAD!

We all love a good haunted house. Walking through those hand made corridors, experiencing "the fear", not knowing what is around the corner to pop out and scare the mess out of you. Well this week Lunchbox sits down with a found footage doc-u-style movie following the mystery of the HELL HOUSE LLC. This house has a dark past, along with a insane mystery around one horrible night that the town has taken upon itself to just "out of sight, out of mind" the situation after 15 people are found dead. A documentary group has decided to dig deep and try to solve the mystery of that horrific night. So pack your bags, don't forget your tooth brush, and get ready to check in to Hell House.

Sssuup buddy! This week Lunchbox takes a trip to the Midtown mall for a 90s version of the Phantom. The story is a nice "who done it" following Peter and Melody as they try to figure out the truth behind the mall along with what happened to Eric just a few years ago. With an interesting of Pauly Shore and Ken Foree (and others), this movie, much like the Phantom comes from out of nowhere to surprise you around every corner of the this rad mall.

We all get those calls from old friends of the past. Wanting to relive good ol' times. Well for the Losers Club, they all would probably be better off if Mike didn't give them a ring. This week Lunchbox completes this Stephen King classic as we find out how the lucky 7...6...or 5 finally take on the killer clown the is stalking around the town of Derry. The clown is aware of what the group is planning to accomplish in his demise, so he seeks the help of Henry Bowers to help do some killing and thin out the numbers. So grab your floaties and get ready for the final battle in the sewers. We all float down here.