The Great Long Distance Sh*t Off - Clever Name Podcast #525

Ryans stalker Gay Martin has sent a few voice messages in response to "false martin's" new song. We find a new revolutionary kick starter product that allows you to listen to music through your butthole. Martin is caught at a mall taking pictures of women changing and Ryan gives us another edition of "things i think of at night".All this and more one this weeks Clever Name Podcast.FULL SHOW ONLY ON podcastaregay.com

Its time for the annual Great Long Distance Sh*t off. We drink laxatives and eat taco bell, last one to sh*t wins. Gay Martin send us a werid email and we turn it into the song of the summer. A spot has opened up in a polycule so we fill out the form to join. The guy who made heelys has passed away and robots are being built for torture. All this and way more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast. Full show ONLY on podcastsaregay.comBUY TRADING CARDS: https://0www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/SH9WJ5V6EJ8UQFULL SHOW: https://www.clevernamepodcast.com/LIVE SHOW: https://www.live.clevernamepodcast.com/MESSAGE TO PLAY DURING SHOW: https://streamlabs.com/clevernamepodcast/tipINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/clevernamepodcast/?hl=enDISCORD: https://discord.gg/m4USkdA7wAALL OTHER SHOWS: https://www.podcastsaregay.com/SEND STUFF TO PO BOX: PO Box 20016Orillia, ON, L3V7X9 CANADA

Ryan has another embarrassing story that will be edited out of the public version of the show. Ryan was pulled over by the cops and has a new technique to get out of a ticket. New gay identities just dropped and Ryan now identifies as a Murdered Indigenous Woman. We open BRAND NEW trading cards from the CNP TCG and we check out some easter traditions from Martins homeland of Poland. BUY TRADING CARDS: https://0www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/SH9WJ5V6EJ8UQFULL SHOW: https://www.clevernamepodcast.com/LIVE SHOW: https://www.live.clevernamepodcast.com/MESSAGE TO PLAY DURING SHOW: https://streamlabs.com/clevernamepodcast/tipINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/clevernamepodcast/?hl=enDISCORD: https://discord.gg/m4USkdA7wAALL OTHER SHOWS: https://www.podcastsaregay.com/SEND STUFF TO PO BOX: PO Box 20016Orillia, ON, L3V7X9 CANADA

Ryan pulls the same April Fools joke he does every year and had a moment with an Indian gas station clerk. A new visa scam involves pretending to get robbed to extend visa status and Ryans cat Brian ran away from home in the freezing cold. China has a drink with Ryans favorite ingredient, Ai is the future of movie making with the new hit film titty killer 5: Zero G and the Junos have the greatest performance of Nelly Furtado's hit song Say It Right. All this and mor eon this weeks Clever Name Podcast.

We are joined by Dodds to drink our shipment of Australian alcohol. We go to the kitchen and create the first ever drinkable chick-fil-a meal. We force it into our bodies by any way possible. Ryan gets drunk and tries to identify hamburgers and Dodds some drunken stories. All this and more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast

We have ZERO technical difficulties and everything runs smooth. We play reverse charades where Martin is given instructions to act out in order to guess a prompt. We check out the hit band "i hate the Beatles", Martin blind ranks his favorite countries and we receive an amazing package from @wick__actual. New cards just dropped in for our clever name cards and we create the "dickathlon" series of events from terrible ideas that we have come up with but never did.

Ryan has a Kuato on his balls and feminine c*m, we play another edition of everyones favorite game "the sandwich game" and give away some free clever name podcast card packs. Guessing the mugshot with the crime and much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast BUY TRADING CARDS: https://0www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/SH9WJ5V6EJ8UQFULL SHOW: https://www.clevernamepodcast.com/LIVE SHOW: https://www.live.clevernamepodcast.com/MESSAGE TO PLAY DURING SHOW: https://streamlabs.com/clevernamepodcast/tipINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/clevernamepodcast/?hl=enDISCORD: https://discord.gg/m4USkdA7wAALL OTHER SHOWS: https://www.podcastsaregay.com/SEND STUFF TO PO BOX: PO Box 20016Orillia, ON, L3V7X9 CANADA

Its Martins Birthday and we find out he has aids. We open some gifts sent to the PO box and Martin has some of his dreams come true. We are sent some classic Australian goodies that almost make Ryan vomit. Blake joins us to play Smash or pass with Olympic athletes and so much more on this weeks Clever Name PodcastBUY TRADING CARDS: https://0www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/SH9WJ5V6EJ8UQFULL SHOW: https://www.clevernamepodcast.com/LIVE SHOW: https://www.live.clevernamepodcast.com/MESSAGE TO PLAY DURING SHOW: https://streamlabs.com/clevernamepodcast/tipINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/clevernamepodcast/?hl=enDISCORD: https://discord.gg/m4USkdA7wAALL OTHER SHOWS: https://www.podcastsaregay.com/SEND STUFF TO PO BOX: PO Box 20016Orillia, ON, L3V7X9 CANADA

This week we find out who polish people hate, why valentines day sucks and Ryan has a metal break down. We play Oar or Ore and throw out support to the new hit musical Slam Frank. We are presented with a gauntlet of WTF videos this week And so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast

We are joined by Dodds again and Ryan is accused of having a yeast infection. We blind rank random things again and Martins favorite polish cafe is closing. We play the Football or Fake name game and try to guess if a name is a real football player or a ridiculous name Ryan made up. We play the new daily game where you try and guess the picture age by the content in the photo. All this and more on this weeks episode of Clever Name Podcast.