Cinephobe Ep 264: Samurai Cop

Watch this episode on YouTube⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes have done a LOT of sequels, often before the original movie gets consumed. However, there are plenty of movies that left a lot of meat on the bone, or characters that needed to be further explored and developed. Here are our Movies We Wish Had A Sequel. ⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠ - Check it out here:⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠ ⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at⁠ www.patreon.com/CountTheDings⁠ ⁠Cinephobe is now on Youtube!⁠ Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on⁠ Apple⁠ or⁠ Spotify⁠. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD⁠ @countthedings⁠ IG:⁠ @cinephobepod⁠ Threads:⁠ @cinephobepod⁠  Zach Harper⁠ @talkhoops⁠ IG:⁠ @talkhoops⁠ Threads:⁠ @talkhoops⁠ Amin Elhassan⁠ @darthamin⁠ IG:⁠ @darthamin⁠ Threads:⁠ @darthamin⁠  Anthony Mayes⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠ IG:⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠ Threads:⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠ Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Darth Amin and Darth Cornpuzzle survive the Ghorman Massacre, although Amin doubles back to chase some broad he hooked up with, while Mayes escapes to the Senate so he can escort Mon Mothma out after delivering the most important speech in the history of the Galaxy. ⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at⁠⁠⁠ www.patreon.com/CountTheDings⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Cinephobe is now on Youtube!⁠⁠⁠ Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on⁠⁠⁠ Apple⁠⁠⁠ or⁠⁠⁠ Spotify⁠⁠⁠. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD⁠⁠⁠ @countthedings⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠⁠  Zach Harper⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠ Amin Elhassan⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠  Anthony Mayes⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠ Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes' only friend is abba zabba as they blaze through the 1998 Dave Chappelle classic Half Baked. You ever suck a dick for weed? I didn't think so, so break out Billy Bong Thornton, stock up on munchies and call up Mr. Nice Guy, this podcast will have you floating in no time. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin  Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Darth Amin and Darth Cornpuzzle slick back their hair real good and head to Ghorman as fashion designers undercover to aid the Ghorman Front. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at⁠⁠ www.patreon.com/CountTheDings⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Cinephobe is now on Youtube!⁠⁠ Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on⁠⁠ Apple⁠⁠ or⁠⁠ Spotify⁠⁠. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD⁠⁠ @countthedings⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠  Zach Harper⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠ Amin Elhassan⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠  Anthony Mayes⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠ Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes have taken so many blows to the head that this whole episode might have been a hallucination. Home Team. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin  Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Darth Amin and Darth Cornpuzzle are temporarily setting up shop here on the Cinephobe feed to cover Andor Season Two. This episode covers last week's episodes, and we will return tomorrow to hit the next three pack. We are back in Tony Gilroy's Star Wars for adults, and the show hasn't missed a beat. Cassian Andor attempts to steal a Tie Avenger and ends up waylaid with the Maya Pei Brigade. Dedra gets invited to Director Krennic's exclusive conference and hosts her new boyfriend Syril's mother for dinner. The Ferrix refugees endure an Imperial audit on the agricultural planet of Mina-Rau. And most importantly, it's the Chandrilan wedding of the century as Mon Mothma hosts a three day affair to marry off her teenage daughter. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠ - Check it out here:⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠ ⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at⁠ www.patreon.com/CountTheDings⁠ ⁠Cinephobe is now on Youtube!⁠ Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on⁠ Apple⁠ or⁠ Spotify⁠. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD⁠ @countthedings⁠ IG:⁠ @cinephobepod⁠ Threads:⁠ @cinephobepod⁠  Zach Harper⁠ @talkhoops⁠ IG:⁠ @talkhoops⁠ Threads:⁠ @talkhoops⁠ Amin Elhassan⁠ @darthamin⁠ IG:⁠ @darthamin⁠ Threads:⁠ @darthamin⁠  Anthony Mayes⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠ IG:⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠ Threads:⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠ Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Watch this episode on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes recall the characters that have swindled, conned, hoodwinked, bamboozled, beguiled and bilked them over the centuries. Production note: The soundboard was partially muted this week, so you might have to use your imagination for some of the usual sound effects. When in doubt, assume it was gonged. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin  Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Petty podcasters Zach, Amin and Mayes take you on an epic journey from the slums of New York City in the 1920s, all the way across the sea to Muay Thai Island, then up mountains to the Lost City in Tibet. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin  Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes are not an established podcast yet, should make friends with all the podcasts, but that won't stop them from keeping it warm and ready. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin  Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Watch this episode on YouTube Even if Zach, Amin and Mayes do a bad job, they've got to give us that other two mil. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin  Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices