62 | Metal Gear Solid 2

JASON STATHAM stars in a nail-biting thriller about a transporter who must successfully deliver a briefcase to a professional killer... That lasts about 30 seconds, and then you never see him again. The rest of the movie's pretty good though.

Just a heads up, my audio may sound a little funky in the back half of this episode. There was a crazy amount of static noise, and I had to make a deal with the elder gods to make it listenable.

Where everyone gets to have their cake and eat it too!

We didn't even mention how much awkward sexual stuff is in this movie. There was simply no time.

Step 1: Kill a guyStep 2: ???Step 3: Profit

Ghost In The Shell! Who ordered the Ghost In The Shell? Got two PIPIN HOT Ghosts In Shells, right here!

I hope you like twists... Because there are more episodes to come! Season 4, sort of... Anyway, watch Ghost In The Shell (1995) and Ghost In The Shell (2017) for the next one bye.

This was recorded before "The Whole Bloody Affair" came out. It was recorded 50 years ago, in fact. I've been in a coma since then. While I was in the hospital they... Anyway, this is supposed to be the last episode, but after I woke up from my coma I decided I like anime now, and I forced Tristen to watch an anime... And the live-action adaptation. ... Does anyone read these? Anyway, the anime in question is Ghost in the Shell. So watch Ghost In The Shell (1995), then watch Ghost In the Shell (2017). Honestly, you can skip the 2nd one, I barely remember it. If you want bonus points, you can read Ghost In The Shell (1989), or watch Ghost In The Shell 2: Innocence (2004). You gotta watch the animes in Japanese though. The English voice acting is... something only a mother could love. It's hard to find them in Japanese though, the 2nd one, especially. Like, I had to look for a LONG time to find it. Not that I watched it. Because we only watched Ghost In The Shell (1995) and Ghost In The Shell (2017). What else.... umm, you could watch Ghost In The Shell: Stand Alone Complex (2004) if you want a less interesting version of the world and characters from the anime movies. I mean, I only watched two episodes, but like, how many do you watch before you decide the show ain't good? When you think about it, any show or movie could get good at any point. We watched Iron Lung recently and it was mostly solid, if a little uneven, but then the ending was some of the sickest shit I've seen this year. I mean, it's February, but if you take the last 12 calendar months... That year... Anyway, don't watch Ghost In The Shell (1995) with your mom. Lots of nips in that thing. Maybe there's a censored version? I didn't really look into that, so you're on your own there. I mean, there's plenty of other movies you could watch with your mom, like Kill Bill! No nips in that one. I think? Boy, it's been a while since I saw it... Definitely some feet in there. Maybe ask your mom how she feels about feet before you watch it. Bit of a grey area. I mean, not for old Quentin, but for you and me.Wow, I thought I would get cut off by now. Technology huh? Oh... I feel another coma coming on... Whew, false alarm... I do have to go though. Got a date with my Kusanagi body pillow.

I have risen from my editing grave to deliver to you this podcast about a movie we were pretty mixed on... Woo.

Oh, I love Fall Guys! Wait, this isn't that? Oh.