Mayday

If there ever was one of these township it’s this. People on the whole are disappointing. Don’t be one of those people.   

Love is blind should be called “Just Settle Already”. Don’t worry there is lawnmower talk to liven things up! 

If I didn’t have the evil eye before I do now. 

A raw, candid monologue about caregiving stress, friendship betrayals, and small domestic battles. The speaker vents about their mother’s health scare, frustrating neighbor encounters while fixing a lawnmower, and long-standing rifts in friendships — all underscored by exhaustion, dark humor, and a plea for basic kindness.

2026. Evil. Eye. 

Hello friends — a raw, fast-paced episode where a perimenopausal mom narrates a chaotic day: a physiotherapy mishap, a pharmacy mix-up, and a terrifying trampoline-park accident where her son's head is badly cut. She shares dark humor, parenting anxieties, hospital scenes, awkward public moments, and the odd comfort of community kindness, all wrapped in candid, stream-of-consciousness storytelling.

Let’s celebrate Lesbian Visibility Week by doing visible car repairs! 

Please stick around for the last story. I laughed so hard I brought Covid back. Everyone should be lucky enough to have a friend like Sugar!

The long awaited return of a coupla sluts! We some how summed up a year and a half in 45 minutes. 

Send prayers!