MESSY MAILBAG: She Told Him EVERYTHING!

Some people fly to get somewhere. Others fly to start beef with strangers. Jessica’s late-night flight home from Nashville had a seatmate in the second category, and her airport story has everything: a fanny pack, an iPad, an oddly specific number and a husband who has clearly seen this before. Lucky for us, it’s the perfect warm-up for the return of Would You Rather! Camilla and Jessica are back in the hot seat, and Jessica raided the deepest, darkest corners of the internet for her questions. Would you rather win an Emmy for a performance you know was mid, or never get a trophy for your best work? Would you rather send a nude to the family group chat, or... yeah, it doesn’t get easier from there. Expect hot takes, a trip back to the Le Deux days and at least one answer that’ll make you yell at your headphones. Think you can stump them? Send in your best Would You Rather with your name, and next time it’s on you. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Sponsors: EVER is extending their Black Friday offer to our podcast listeners for the entire month! Head to www.ever.com and use code WRAD for 25% off your first purchase. Visit PashionFootwear.com and use code WRAD at checkout for 20% off your first order.  Produced by Dear Media. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Every month, Jessica suspects credit card fraud. Every month, the investigation leads back to Jessica. Jessica and Camilla tally up all the things we’ve decided are totally normal to pay for, from the $11 coffee with cold protein foam to the $24 Hailey Bieber Erewhon smoothie, the DoorDash order that triples in price, $8 airport water, and concert tickets that cost more than rent. Along the way, Camilla confesses to a TikTok Shop habit she can’t explain, Jess defends her supplement-loaded water (she’s too scared to stop), and the two debate Becca Bloom’s theory on who should pay for dates, why every man on the red carpet is secretly wearing blush, Bryan Johnson’s biohacking routine, candles that cost $500, and how so many people in LA are driving baby blue G-Wagons. Then Jess does the math on four “normal” habits, and the total is horrifying. The verdict? Little treats are worth it. Probably. Tell us what we missed and what’s hiding on your credit card statement! Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Sponsors: Head to oatsovernight.com and get 25% off your first box when you subscribe. Visit PashionFootwear.com and use code WRAD at checkout for 20% off your first order. Alloy is the only menopause platform with a scalp-to-lash hair care solution. Visit myalloy.com and use code WRAD for 20% off your first order! Produced by Dear Media. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Messy Mailbag goes IN PERSON, and things get messy before the mail is even open. Camilla shows up fresh off an LA traffic meltdown and a CVS saga that leaves her with one burning question: WHY does it take 30 minutes when the pills are RIGHT THERE? They’ve both played doctors on your screens, so is it time they opened their own pharmacy? (Pharmacolaje: coming soon, maybe never.)Then the mailbag opens. One mom gets iced out by another at school pickup. Should she confront or keep her head down? The besties dig into people-pleasing, comparison, and what healthy anger actually looks like, plus a story from early in their friendship that Jess would handle VERY differently today.Did the royals ever see Camilla’s Kate Middleton? She’s got intel. The besties pitch a 9-1-1: Nashville crossover that would shake up Blythe’s family tree, the Jim & Pam saga gets an update nobody saw coming, and which Dancing with the Stars pro would they trust on the dance floor?Keep the messy mail coming. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Sponsors: Right now, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $15 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you visit Nutrafol.com and enter promo code WRAD. Produced by Dear Media. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jo Wilson QUIT. Blythe is wearing an ankle monitor. Ryan Phillippe just crashed brunch. And Carrie Ann Inaba pulled out an actual rulebook on live TV.   It’s premiere week, and Jessica Capshaw and Camilla Luddington are finally back on the same couch, spilling everything. Jess went straight from the 9-1-1: Nashville set to a front-row seat at Dancing With the Stars, just in time for Harry Shum Jr.’s “illegal lift” scandal. Was it really about the lift, or is something more personal going on? (Also: a rogue leaf blower almost made Jess the real headline of the night.) Over on Grey’s Anatomy, the Olympic Floor opens for the ultra-rich. Warm towels. VIP patients. An espresso machine Jo can’t stop thinking about. Meredith gets an offer, Richard is NOT thrilled, and Jo? Not even invited upstairs. Meanwhile in Nashville, Blythe and Dixie (LeAnn Rimes) are sentenced to group therapy together, Rogue Kelly makes everyone uncomfy, and the city is under attack… by murder hornets. Grey’s Anatomy and 9-1-1: Nashville are BACK. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Sponsors: Head to oatsovernight.com and get 25% off your first box when you subscribe and a free Shaker when you subscribe. Give Oats Overnight a try today. Produced by Dear Media. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Camilla shows up in a bad mood and has no intention of pretending otherwise. Breakfast battles with her daughter have officially pushed her over the edge, and Jess wonders if the problem might actually be the parents. They get into morning chaos, natural consequences, and why making your kids smoothies is a rookie mistake. Then it’s on to fall and winter trends, and the opinions are strong. Smudged red nails? Absolutely not. Leopard print? Yes. Quiet luxury? Maybe not so much. They cover ladylike dressing, brooches, the return of the doctor bag, and a Grey’s Anatomy wardrobe confession from Jess. Plus, the three-color outfit rule, the return of ’90s Christmas decor, Jess’s plans for a full holiday takeover, and why faux fur makes her look like she’s being born from a bear. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jessica and Camilla jump on the viral “Things I Believe” trend — except one came armed with soul-deep, woo-woo convictions and the other brought 401(k)s. They put their beliefs to the test: agree, BS, or explain yourself. Soul pets. Talking to trees. Houses that call to you. Why Target is basically a mood stabilizer. Feeding your inner child. And the one thing you should NEVER touch…  Plus: gossip as a love language (vault, vault, vault), sending your best friend truly horrific photos of yourself, the unmatched joy of canceled plans, dishwasher wars with Matt, and the Grey’s Anatomy superstitions every cast member knows about!!!! Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Sponsors: Head to oatsovernight.com and get 25% off your first box when you subscribe. Upgrade your travel setup with Quince. Download the Quince app for app-exclusive offers, or go to Quince.com. Get free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada, too. Try the original M4 skincare from Alloy. Visit myalloy.com and use code WRAD for 20% off your first order! Produced by Dear Media. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jess is filming 9-1-1, so Camilla summoned back a familiar spirit. Kyle K is haunting the studio, answering all your Qs with his signature dose of petty.We start where we probably should have started last time: football Hall of Fame family legacies and casually trying on Super Bowl rings in bars. We get into whether he’s been left on read, his beef with toddler birthdays, and why he truly does not care who trains Madonna. Then, a deep dive into why keeping screenshots from the Stone Age is not only acceptable, but necessary — plus the latest on his sickodis flare-up. Kyle also shares an update from his own self-care journey: he fired his therapist. This can’t be good. Throw in some deeply absurd Halloween Qs, questionable advice, in-house arguing and just enough personal growth to legally call this “self-care” — and we’ve got an episode. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Sponsors: Right now, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you visit Nutrafol.com and enter promo code WRAD. Head to cozyearth.com and let them know you heard about us on We Ride At Dawn (ish) in the post-purchase survey. Produced by Dear Media. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Grey's and 9-1-1: Nashville are BACK, Camilla has a margarita in hand, and Jess may or may not have remembered hers. With both shows returning October 15, the girls are spilling a little behind-the-scenes tea. Is Jo really done with medicine? What's Ryan Phillippe doing in Nashville? And after last season's Battle of the Blondes, is round two on the horizon? Then things get MESSY. A listener catches her brother's fiancée kissing a coworker. Does she tell him? Confront her? Mind her own business? Jess and Camilla have THOUGHTS. Plus, how Grey's actors sneak their lines, what's actually in their makeup bags, why Jess took a razor to her own hair, and her Hot Ones experience. Throw in a kid tossing ice on a plane and Camilla's sports-mom hair bow operation, and we've got ourselves a mailbag. And to the listener with the cheating fiancée situation: WE NEED AN UPDATE. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. SPONSORS: Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/RIDE! #honeylovepod   Produced by Dear Media. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Thirty years of friendship means there are very few secrets left. Fortunately, and unfortunately, for Jess, Bonnie remembers all of them. This week, one of Jess’s dearest friends from Brown joins us to talk about what actually makes a friendship last three decades, starting with their very first impressions of each other and the inexplicable series of events that landed a 5’5” girl from Los Angeles, with strong Elle-Woods-before-Elle-Woods energy, on Brown’s elite crew team of giants. They get into the secret sauce of their friendship: being game for the adventure, making the hard stuff easy to talk about, and making the people around you feel good. Then we head to late-’90s New York, where they were baby adults navigating the city and Jess’s too-tight leather pants somehow became their secret weapon for getting past the velvet ropes at exclusive nightclubs. And then there’s the small matter of someone earning the nickname “the Kissing Bandit.” Plus: the three words Bonnie thinks describe Jess best after knowing her for 30 years. Come for the college stories. Stay for the friendship advice. And remember: always be game. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Sponsors: Head to cozyearth.com and use my code WRAD for an exclusive 20% off home and sleepwear. Produced by Dear Media. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jess and Camilla are on opposite ends of the back-to-school emotional spiral this week: Jess just dropped her son off at college. Camilla just sent hers off to kindergarten. Different-sized backpacks. Same car cry. Then there are the dorm rooms. Apparently, sending your kid to college now includes $20,000 interior design jobs for a room they'll live in for eight months. Camilla calls for a ban. Jess has thoughts. A debate ensues. Also: the Sonny Angels takeover, the tiny plastic creatures currently holding tween girls-and their parents' wallets—hostage. And Camilla unveils her completely reasonable plan for coping when her kids eventually leave home: buy a spy robot and follow them. Healthy! Normal! And next week, Camilla is off filming Grey's Anatomy, which means Jess is bringing in a mystery guest. She's dropping hints. We're saying nothing. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices