Dicey Bastards S3 E5: Ass and Crafts

The Adventurer's Guild struggles to live up to its new inclusivity remits. With a task force made up of oblivious barbarians, tactics, foresight, and sensible strategy go out the window. Along with anyone else who has a problem with that.Featuring Drew Hayes, the Authors & Dragons cast, and special guests!Find out more at www.authorsanddragons.comBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.Featuring Drew Hayes, John g Hartness, Rick Gualtieri, Robert Bevan, Joseph Brassey, Steve Wetherell, EM Kaplan, MK Gibson and more! Check out more adventures and fun dumb stuff at www.authorsanddragons.com

Has cancel culture gone too far? No, really this time. As a unexpected wave of outrage comes for everybody's favorite dream pedo, the crew ask themselves- is this a shadowy conspiracy to make humanity even dumber?Steve Wetherell, MK Gibson, and Drew Hayes take the mic.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.Featuring Drew Hayes, John g Hartness, Rick Gualtieri, Robert Bevan, Joseph Brassey, Steve Wetherell, EM Kaplan, MK Gibson and more! Check out more adventures and fun dumb stuff at www.authorsanddragons.com

THE NIGHT DRAWS IN. Luckily the crew have a raft of great (and not so great) horror viewing recommendations! Get some!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.Featuring Drew Hayes, John g Hartness, Rick Gualtieri, Robert Bevan, Joseph Brassey, Steve Wetherell, EM Kaplan, MK Gibson and more! Check out more adventures and fun dumb stuff at www.authorsanddragons.com

Traditionally, getting out of prison is a lot harder than getting in. Particularly when one of the Totally Innocent Party shows up just to gloat.Authors & Dragons pits comedy writers against a world of might, magic, and morons — with predictably disastrous results.Follow us on Facebook, Instagram and TikTok for more fantasy, foolishness and deeply questionable decision-making.#AuthorsAndDragons #DnD #DungeonsAndDragons #TTRPG #ActualPlay #DnDComedy #TabletopRPG #RPGComedy #FantasyComedy #DnDMemes #ComedyPodcast #TabletopGamingBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.Featuring Drew Hayes, John g Hartness, Rick Gualtieri, Robert Bevan, Joseph Brassey, Steve Wetherell, EM Kaplan, MK Gibson and more! Check out more adventures and fun dumb stuff at www.authorsanddragons.com

Listen up you fetus looking hippies, it's time for some hard truths from the sell out fascists!Also join our Patreon to support us oppressing you.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.Featuring Drew Hayes, John g Hartness, Rick Gualtieri, Robert Bevan, Joseph Brassey, Steve Wetherell, EM Kaplan, MK Gibson and more! Check out more adventures and fun dumb stuff at www.authorsanddragons.com

Jorcerer disappears, and with Cabert out canvasing, this leaves the crew short handed. Luckily a magical volunteer arrives. This is all just a distraction from Stan's amazing and foolproof robot plan, though. It's off to jailbreak Moog!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.Featuring Drew Hayes, John g Hartness, Rick Gualtieri, Robert Bevan, Joseph Brassey, Steve Wetherell, EM Kaplan, MK Gibson and more! Check out more adventures and fun dumb stuff at www.authorsanddragons.com

Steve recounts his adventures at Dragon Con- how long can one man survive on nothing but Bud Light and sandwiches?Find out in the latest Authors & Dragons Side Quest podcast!#AuthorsAndDragons #DragonCon #DragonCon2026 #Podcast #ComedyPodcast #DnD #DungeonsAndDragons #TTRPG #TabletopGaming #NerdCulture #FantasyComedyBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.Featuring Drew Hayes, John g Hartness, Rick Gualtieri, Robert Bevan, Joseph Brassey, Steve Wetherell, EM Kaplan, MK Gibson and more! Check out more adventures and fun dumb stuff at www.authorsanddragons.com

A cunning plan is needed to infiltrate the prison island and free Moog. Although if a cunning plan is not available, a stupid one will do.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.Featuring Drew Hayes, John g Hartness, Rick Gualtieri, Robert Bevan, Joseph Brassey, Steve Wetherell, EM Kaplan, MK Gibson and more! Check out more adventures and fun dumb stuff at www.authorsanddragons.com

Gibby, Steve, and Melissa fight through the post-con sleepiness to sing the praises of ConCarolinas, including the 'Secret' live episodes lost to time, and their experiences bringing Murder Hobo to the masses. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.Featuring Drew Hayes, John g Hartness, Rick Gualtieri, Robert Bevan, Joseph Brassey, Steve Wetherell, EM Kaplan, MK Gibson and more! Check out more adventures and fun dumb stuff at www.authorsanddragons.com

While the rest of the Dicey Bastards plan their next move, Moog finds himself in a battle for prison colony supremacy. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.Featuring Drew Hayes, John g Hartness, Rick Gualtieri, Robert Bevan, Joseph Brassey, Steve Wetherell, EM Kaplan, MK Gibson and more! Check out more adventures and fun dumb stuff at www.authorsanddragons.com