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An excerpt from the hilarious David Guzman's new book, Pole Antarctica: The Doomed 1905 Gabriel Expedition to the Bottom of the World

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The hardest part of being 4 is tall things you have to climb.

Fold along with Waldo and acquire some skills

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In case of an error, whisper into each other's ears, "This never happened. From the bathroom to the grave."

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A guacamole onion volcano looks cool but will ruin your guac

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