TREACLE AT SCHOOL, MOLASSES AND JACK'S CHUNKY NECK

A Government has been formed this week... Jack Remmington as Prime Minister and Ash Holme as Minister of Enjoyment (the role she was born for).After some lawful chatter, Jack & Ash finally submit their storm name vote! Meanwhile, as Ash yearns for the life of a Saucier, Jack reveals he can get quite dizzy if Shawn Mendes is in the room... in more ways than one!--The Jack and Ash Show presents THE TEA TOUR.General tickets go on sale Friday 13 November at 10amYou can find all the information you need right here:https://www.livenation.co.uk/the-jack-and-ash-show-tickets-adp1710945--Curzon are sponsoring our Film Club and are letting all of our Patreon members watch The Handmaiden for FREE!Just head to: https://homecinema.curzon.com/film/the-handmaiden/Click on the button that says ‘Watch For £4’Enter the code found on our Patreon channel.And enjoy for free!--Help us vote for STORM ASHWINI to become official!Submit your vote here:https://www.metoffice.gov.uk/forms/name-our-storms-call-for-names--Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday and enter 'The Tavern'!Not a member yet? Sign up at:https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow--New to The Jack & Ash Show? Or just want to hanker back to some classic eps? Check out a selection of AMAYZIN episodes as voted for by YOU:WATCHhttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPxldg9qz4RcOR LISTENhttps://open.spotify.com/playlist/29PNkigEq38CzLOgQkaEzC?si=e42a65dd8a3e4b600GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to [email protected]📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

GLOW UP MO-MENT!!!This week we're hankering down in a brand new set lurvvv, but that's not the only central motif of this episode... WE'RE GOING ON TOUR!After the inital excitement of finally announcing this amayze news, we must ruminate on Ash's ghoulish beef dish and the strange looks Jack recieved at a rave...--The Jack and Ash Show presents THE TEA TOUR. General tickets go on sale Friday 13 November at 10amPatreon members pre-sale tickets on sale Tuesday 10 November at 10am xYou can find all the information you need right here: https://www.livenation.co.uk/the-jack-and-ash-show-tickets-adp1710945--Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday and enter 'The Tavern'! Not a member yet? Sign up at:https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow--New to The Jack & Ash Show? Or just want to hanker back to some classic eps? Check out a selection of AMAYZIN episodes as voted for by YOU:WATCHhttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPxldg9qz4RcOR LISTENhttps://open.spotify.com/playlist/29PNkigEq38CzLOgQkaEzC?si=e42a65dd8a3e4b600GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to [email protected]📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Hankerween, and we're having a sinister mo-ment! Norsferateas and Gwendolyn are here to induldge in some particularly ghoulish chatter, including lime bike jousting, Carol Vorderman and her infamous rear, and a message from a fair maiden who nearly died while listening to the pod...A HUGE shoutout to Prangsta Costumiers for sponsoring this episode and letting us wear their AMAYZE outfits! If you want some tea costumes in your life go and check them out on IG @prangstacostumes!The STUNNING makeup for this episode was done by the one and only @annalingis on IG, never failing to work her magic brush in the most flawless way!--Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday and enter 'The Tavern'!Not a member yet? Sign up at:https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow--New to The Jack & Ash Show? Or just want to hanker back to some classic eps? Check out a selection of AMAYZIN episodes as voted for by YOU:WATCHhttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPxldg9qz4RcOR LISTENhttps://open.spotify.com/playlist/29PNkigEq38CzLOgQkaEzC?si=e42a65dd8a3e4b600GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to [email protected]📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

For any police officers watching this... mi luv sweet shops!It was a certain someone's birthday recently, and a weekend away in Margate went from whimsical celebrations to a mardy-bum sweet shop owner. Plus, be seated for a history class as we hanker on the wives of Henry VIII, and if they ever dabbled in skating...--New to The Jack & Ash Show? Or just want to hanker back to some classic eps? Check out a selection of AMAYZIN episodes as voted for by YOU:WATCHhttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPxldg9qz4RcOR LISTENhttps://open.spotify.com/playlist/29PNkigEq38CzLOgQkaEzC?si=e42a65dd8a3e4b600--Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday and enter 'The Tavern'! Not a member yet? Sign up at:https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow--GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to [email protected]📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's a Freaky Friday mo-ment! This week we have a lot of body-swap chat, and Ash has a thorough schedule for how she'd spend the day as Jake Sully's missus. Jack coins a new phrase off the top of his hat... I mean head, and we learn why Ash will have to block Dua Lipa!🫢--New to The Jack & Ash Show? Or just want to hanker back to some classic eps? Check out a selection of AMAYZIN episodes as voted for by YOU:WATCHhttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPxldg9qz4RcOR LISTENhttps://open.spotify.com/playlist/29PNkigEq38CzLOgQkaEzC?si=e42a65dd8a3e4b600--Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday and enter 'The Tavern'! Not a member yet? Sign up at:https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow--GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to [email protected]📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Have you ever dreamt of taking a bath full of peas? Well, Jack certainly has! (Obviously) There's also some school-based hankering to feast on with talk of Jack’s rebellious antics, Ash's sacred 'raisin time', and a response from the curry egg sandwich queen herself… Nosheen!--New to The Jack & Ash Show? Or just want to hanker back to some classic eps? Check out a selection of AMAYZIN episodes as voted for by YOU:WATCHhttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPxldg9qz4RcOR LISTENhttps://open.spotify.com/playlist/29PNkigEq38CzLOgQkaEzC?si=e42a65dd8a3e4b600--Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday and enter 'The Tavern'! Not a member yet? Sign up at:https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow--GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to [email protected]📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After last week's hanker on our newest favourite vocal stim (MOLASSES!!!) Jack and Ash decide to take a walk down some incredibly sticky avenues of discussion. Why do wedding gift lists suck? Why does Jack have a chunky neck? And why oh WHY was Ash always so STICKY at school?# AD - Episode sponsored by L’Oreal Paris) L’Oreal Paris Filler HA & PDRN+ Serum is shoppable at Amazon (on a great Prime Day deal from 5 October!), Boots and Superdrug. #skincare #lorealPDRNserum @lorealparisuk https://www.amazon.co.uk/LOr%C3%A9al-Paris-Revitalift-Filler-Hyaluronic/dp/B0H6H2JTD3?maas=maas_adg_5050BA1F1E2BA6653D43919AFD0D8494_afap_abs&ref_=aa_maas&tag=maas--New to The Jack & Ash Show? Or just want to hanker back to some classic eps? Check out a selection of AMAYZIN episodes as voted for by YOU:WATCHhttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPxldg9qz4RcOR LISTENhttps://open.spotify.com/playlist/29PNkigEq38CzLOgQkaEzC?si=e42a65dd8a3e4b600--Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday and enter 'The Tavern'!Not a member yet? Sign up at:https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShowGOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to [email protected]📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mel in the morgue has been infiltrating the thoughts of the country in increasingly ghoulish ways and it's really doesn't bear - like REALLY DOES NOT BEAR.There's also more classically horrid behaviour from our least favourite airline and a cautionary tale to anyone who is ever thinking about waking up Jack Remmington.--New to The Jack & Ash Show? Or just want to hanker back to some classic eps? Check out a selection of AMAYZIN episodes as voted for by YOU:WATCHhttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPxldg9qz4RcOR LISTENhttps://open.spotify.com/playlist/29PNkigEq38CzLOgQkaEzC?si=e42a65dd8a3e4b600--Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday and enter 'The Tavern'! Not a member yet? Sign up at:https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow--AD. Join the Jaffa Cakes debate, are you team cake or team biscuit? Find the full range at: https://mcvities.com/en-gb/our-products?field_brand_group_target_id=52 #ItsACakeYouBiscuitGOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to [email protected]📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's been a week of ups and downs in the life of Jashwini this week. From heartache at JAY-Z for Jack, to getting the hump over being forced to watch a whimsical animated moment for Ash. There's also revelations regarding how amayzin Allen keys are and why anyone would want peas at a barbecue.--New to The Jack & Ash Show? Or just want to hanker back to some classic eps? Check out a selection of AMAYZIN episodes as voted for by YOU:WATCHhttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPxldg9qz4RcOR LISTENhttps://open.spotify.com/playlist/29PNkigEq38CzLOgQkaEzC?si=e42a65dd8a3e4b600--Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday and enter 'The Tavern'! Not a member yet? Sign up at:https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow--AD. Join the Jaffa Cakes debate, are you team cake or team biscuit? Find the full range at: https://mcvities.com/en-gb/our-products?field_brand_group_target_id=52 #ItsACakeYouBiscuitGOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to [email protected]📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's finally time to debrief on the HUGE hanker that was Ibiza 2026. Will Jack's vibranium body finally fail him? Will Ash finally turn completely grey? Will Luvvy Do Concierge handle everyone's booking with a smile?Plus, there's a revelation around Paella that might rock the very foundations of the podcast.--New to The Jack & Ash Show? Or just want to hanker back to some classic eps? Check out a selection of AMAYZIN episodes as voted for by YOU:WATCHhttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPxldg9qz4RcOR LISTENhttps://open.spotify.com/playlist/29PNkigEq38CzLOgQkaEzC?si=e42a65dd8a3e4b600--Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday and enter 'The Tavern'! Not a member yet? Sign up at:https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShowGOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to [email protected]📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.