Clean Hands, Clean Holes

Don't call it a comeback, cause it's not one. Baby, demanding jobs and general pandemic malaise make any promises of regular episodes a bit mean, but we hope you enjoy this one. We will try to do more this year. In this episode Becky and Amy try to keep things positive! Optimistic! Happy! It's not easy, but we tell a couple of cheerful stories, and say things we probably shouldn't considering our colleagues listen to this. And we ask the big questions, like who would win in a fight, and which celebrity does the voice of your genitals?

The clocks are forward and we are BACK. For this episode at least. We can't promise to record with any kind of regularity as before, but this feels like a good a time as any to catch up on everything that has happened in the last seven months. INCLUDING, Amy's birth story (prepare yourself), and Becky meeting a real, living, breathing gannet (if you know, you know). We miss you. Tell us how you're doing. Leave us comments @andthenwhatpod on Twitter and Instagram. Email us [email protected]!

Soak it in, chaps. We'll do our best but episodes might be a little sporadic because AMY HAD A BABY!!! He's gorgeous and precious but doesn't sleep, and I think we can all agree Amy's sleep is more important than recording on the reg. We do have a DOOZY to leave you with in the meantime, including beautiful data, a sexy criminal, the lookalike tour from hell, and ANOTHER gobsmacking dick story (quite literally, this time). We love you, thank you for listening, leave us comments @andthenwhatpod on Twitter and Instagram. Email us [email protected]!

We're back! After a lengthy break due to bad health (sepsis is bad, guys, did you know?) Amy and Becky reunite to bring you four brand new stories. Amy tells us about one very brilliant person, and one very silly person. Meanwhile, Becky talks about Vlad the Impaler's plan to help the homeless and how Star Trek is the reason Obama got elected. Follow us on @andthenwhatpod, and email us [email protected]

This week, we're just trying to make you laugh with a compilation of our favourite stories, from the very first joke we ever told on And Then What? to a story of some hungry seagulls which makes us cry laughing to this day. But with Amy and Becky both AWOL, there's a very special guest having to do the introductions for them...

Listen up, BRACKIES. We finally did it. Four women, one microphone. two bottles of prosecco (soft drink for Amy) and a bumper episode with special guests Kate and Georgie from Nothing Rhymes With Murder. Literally only cut out ten seconds from this one, and that's only because someone coughed and Flick was being a dick. Follow us on @andthenwhatpod, email us on [email protected]

Listen... the episode STARTS rough and depressing but if you stick with it, it gets GREAT. If you'd like to donate the the Macmillan fundraiser we mentioned at the beginning, this is the link: https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/sheenapatelmemorial We're sure Sheena's family would really appreciate a donation in her name.

Guys, we are hopped on on cheese and grease throughout this episode, so settle in for a serious onslaught of giggles and good times. Becky brings two stories about assholes (or not? You decide) while Amy returns to Ancient Greece for another amazing myth (Zeus is reassuringly terrible), and also gives us a proper cringy tale from the legendary TIFU subreddit. Enjoy!

We've got an extra long one for you this week, which we can chalk up to not seeing each other for a few weeks and being hopped up on cheese and ice cream like a right pair of grown ups. This week Becky fulfils a listener request and the result is hilarious, and brings us an obscure fairy tale. Amy's brought Greek myths back from her holiday, and ends the episode with a look at the brilliant Dr James Barry. Follow us on @andthenwhatpod, email us on [email protected]

This episode takes us on a trip down memory lane where we revisit some of our brilliantly entertaining guest storytellers. Alice Vincent tells us how it's a small world after all, Dan Mitchell brings us an ancient Welsh folktale, Lowri Williams digs deep into her adolescence, and Simon Key tells us how the Big Green Book Shop in Wood Green came to be. Follow us on @andthenwhatpod, email us on [email protected]