Mike Is a Bad Person

In this episode, Robyn discusses what it’s like to be friends with temperance as she has been receiving my e-receipts from my Apple Pay account when I check out on square terminals for many months in a row. Also, usual bulls hitting. A message from the editor:fuck off

These boots are made for fucking, and that's just what they'll do. One of these days these boots are gonna fuck all over you. bow bow bow bow bow bow bow

A message from the editor: “i hate when either of you talk”. In this episode we talk about the cock cage in a book that literally had the motel-gas station combo trope

A message from the editor: currently editing [this] episode in which temperance is wearing 12 chunky bracelets and apparently doing the macarena into her phone. Ah. the bracelets are addressed on the podcast, specifically robyn saying 'you have to take those bracelets off or [insert editor name] will behead you'

From the editor: temp come home

A message from the editor - “worst episode i've ever edited”. I was eating shrimp Singapore noodles

temp is away on business (getting a Brazilian butt lift and lip fillers), so im stuck writing the description. i don’t remember what this episode is even about, i block them out of my mind as soon as im done editing like a trauma

Why did the Batman have twilight flavor? Why did Bruce Wayne sparkle? It was still good tho

In this episode Robyn and Temp make fun of their editor, discuss hiking YouTube videos, and talk about their mall goth youths. This episode is being released out of order intentionally

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