Labyrinth

Fashionably late for Halloween, let's watch... whatever the hell this is. Gooblins. GOOBLINS.

Yep. THAT one. the one where the hero is an unlikeable douche, even before he gets the symbiote suit. it's long, it's deeply stupid, the bad guys are trash, the good guys are garbage - but... Bryce Dallas Howard, tho.

Yeah, it's the one with Richard Pryor. Yeah, it's the one without Lex Luthor. and yeah, it's the one where superman fights himself in a junkyard, and then... someone becomes a robot, I think?

The world has been destroyed, probably from boredom, as we are treated to yet another Don Bluth banana, this time in space, but no less tragic than a dino-cide.

A very Australian movie, with a VERY young Nicole Kidman. This is a ....film, of sorts, for kids, of sorts. I'm sure it'll be fine... right?

Cute dinosaurs, with a side helping of trauma. Follow Littlefoot and company as they search for the valley of tree stars. Watch a bunch of these little suckers cry as their parents get axed in front of them. it's fun!

Wow. Comedy, am I right? So there's this guy, Ernest. He's HILARIOUS. trust me.  Then there's the bad guy. he's bad, but he happens to... wait, I won't spoil it for you. Join us, for Ernest does the thing!

Ah, yes.  it seems ol' Jim Henson has made another 'Fraudian Slip', as we find ourselves trapped in the land of a very smexxxy goblin king, and a very underage Jennifer Connelly. And don't forget the Muppets...  

This movie is old. Like, really old. "Before sex was invented" old.  This is the only explanation for... whatever the hell happens in this film. Enjoy the oldness!

In a world of Batmen, Super Guys, and other flashy costumes, one man dared to just... mumble in a sewer and wave a gun around. That man is Frank Castle - Also known as... the guy who lives in the sewer! Join us for a skull-free eighties movie with lots of beef, and even more cheese!