Keep Your Enemies Closer - Mono U Dreadnought

Lobstercon 2026 and the North-American Premodern Championship are in the books and man, what an event! It’s honestly hard to sum up this episode of 2 Cabal Therapists, because Phil and Ivan manage to cover a lot from big-picture meta shifts to very specific deck choices.Of course, we take a closer look at the Magic: The Gathering Premodern paper meta as a whole and compare it to what actually showed up (and succeeded) at Lobstercon 2026. Which decks lived up to expectations, which ones completely overperformed and which strategies just couldn´t survived the heat during this big Premodern tournamentLobstercon 2026 WinMatrix: https://mtgdecks.net/Premodern/north-american-premodern-championship-lobstercon-2026-tournament-246915/winratesNorth American Premodern Championship 2026 Data: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1NIdzc7rGqvTNE5QoADtwuGV8bTunZeszhryku8eHkNM/edit?gid=84796963#gid=84796963

In this episode of Two Cabal Therapists, we tackle one of the most important questions in Premodern: Does your deck actually look good? Welcome to Black Border Supremacy, where style points matter almost as much as your win rate (and sometimes more). This episode is all about asthetics! foil vs. non-foil, signed cards, language choices, and of course the eternal debate: black border or white border (and why is one of them clearly wrong?). Is an all-English deck mandatory? Do signatures add value or just emotional damage? And how many foils are too many before your deck becomes a mirror?Expect strong opinions, questionable takes, and a lot of love for cardboard that shines, matches, and maybe even intimidates your opponent before the first land drop.Because in the end, winning is great—but winning with a beautiful deck? That’s true supremacy.

We tackle the big one: the Parallax Tide ban. The seas have finally calmed—at least a little—after Martin Berlin, the father of Premodern himself, decided it was time for this controversial card to walk the plank.We break down why Parallax Tide was banned, what this means for the format, and most importantly who the new villain of Premodern might be. Is it Enchantress? We will talk about it! With Tide gone, expectations are shifting, metas are opening up, and combo players are already rubbing their hands together. We talk about emerging strategies, spicy new decks like PandeBurst, and whether combo is about to have its moment in the spotlight.Is Premodern healthier now? Are we ready for what comes next? And which deck will everyone complain about next?Sit down, shuffle up, and join us for a therapy session about bans, balance, and the bright future of Premodern.Martin Berlin´ Articel to the Tide Ban: https://premodernmagic.com/blog/ban-list-update-2026/PandeBurst: https://www.tcdecks.net/archetype.php?archetype=Pandeburst&format=Premodern

Premodern 2025 is in the books, and one thing is clear: it was The Year of Black. In this recap episode of Two Cabal Therapists, we look back at a year defined by discard spells, ruthless removal, and players learning—over and over again—that hands are temporary. We break down the biggest trends, dominant decks, and key moments of the 2025 Premodern season, talk about why black strategies thrived, and share our thoughts on what this means for the format going forward. Expect meta analysis, questionable opinions, and a bit of therapy for anyone who lost their win condition to a well-timed Duress.Chris Budesheim on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/simplyadream

In this episode of 2 Cabal Therapists, we talk about the biggest Magic The Gathering Premodern Event in Austria and this time, we’re keeping our enemies very close. We’re joined by Patrick, who terrorized the field with Mono Blue Dreadnought and cruised his way into the Top 4, reminding everyone why this matchup is feared and respected.Viennageddon 2026: https://viennageddon.wordpress.com/Patrick´s Mono U Shrimp List: https://mtgdecks.net/Premodern/stiflenought-decklist-by-patrick-arthofer-2527691Jens Jäger Universal Champs Cup: https://www.eventbrite.de/e/jens-jaeger-universal-championship-premodern-tickets-1975408887158?utm-campaign=social&utm-content=attendeeshare&utm-medium=discovery&utm-term=listing&utm-source=wsa&aff=ebdsshwebmobile&fbclid=IwY2xjawO4-n9icmlkETFSQ0kxOUZTTjZzM1BreHV6c3J0YwZhcHBfaWQQMjIyMDM5MTc4ODIwMDg5MgABHpJ8NwY_Yx3VsDAB2f-jRuul0fp_B5EeAHzMgtluuIRjfWvcf0EvwQaUg4pd&brid=_TF4QpDpm2_CjNk1yJsDNg

A rain coat is needed for this Magic: The Gathering Podcast episode! We have double-storm power and Phil has a blasting support from TonyScapone. This is by far the stormiest Premodern Podcast Episode and Tony brought his Lobstercon 2025 report where he played "Iggy Pop". Furthermore we talk about the Lobstercon Meta, some more (Storm) Brews and of course we will bring some thoughts about bannings, or maybe not?TonyScapone YT: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjjDWbkVroC3zKakInA5SgQTonyScapone Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/tonyscaponeBrewers Paradise Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/7IhSE0WJETooloiW4FfeW2EternalDurdles Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/4Hs23bfYmQgW9C6wEpz8cr

You like to play Black in Magic: The Gathering? Todays episode is all about Mono Black Contamination in Premodern. We have a guest for this 2 Capal Therapy Session - Marvin! He won a local tournament with Contamination in Premodern and we take a closer look about his tweaks to the decks founded by Alvaro Galindo

This therapy session is needed very much because we have different topics to talk about in today´s episode of the Magic: The Gathering Premodern Podcast of 2 Cabal Therapists. Phil went to Munich to play Iggy Pop and went for the win. Let´s follow his journey how he was able to do that. Ivan on the other hand has a different struggle. Not only his passion to different artworks, Magic The Gathering Premodern decks and foil cards, the question is how to find a proper 2nd Deck!

Todays Premodern Therapy Session is about a Premodern GP in Trier, Germany. A community event organized from one of the Magic: The Gathering Premodern hotspots in Germany. We're diving deep into the battlefield of cardboard as co-host Ivan recounts his experience at the Premodern GP in Trier—spoiler alert: he took it down with none other than Enchantress! 🌿✨Tune in as we break down the tournament meta, key matchups, sideboard tech, and the strategic pivots that helped Ivan pilot one of Premodern's most nuanced archetypes to victory. From turn-one Wild Growths to grindy lockouts with Solitary Confinement, this episode is packed with insights, stories from the event, and reflections on the current state of the Premodern format.Lorien Premodern Cup: 21.06. 2025, Geldern - GermanyRegister at: [email protected]; 25€ Entry

It doesn´ matter if we are playing Magic: The Gathering in a closed format or not. It doesn´ matter whats currently popular in Premodern. One thing will never change: The endless amount of ban talks and the questions of todays episode is should we ban ban-talks or is there a necessity for Bans in Premodern.