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Find your cherry blossoms yet? If not, wait no more, this episode is here for you. In episode 51 of Yet Another Expat, I welcome YOU with my usual mix of GREAT humor and sarcasm, diving into a range of topics. I reflect on the anticipation of an extra hour of sunlight, compare the past year to a rollercoaster ride, and talk about the cherry blossom season in Berlin. I also share the joys and challenges of life with a newborn, highlighting some key milestone experiences.On the more serious side, I take a critical look at Trump’s education policies and the gold card residency scheme, framing economic disparities as a form of class warfare. I also discuss a bizarre case of art vandalism by an ultra-conservative politician in Greece. To escape from all this, I find solace in Red Dead Redemption 2.Wrapping up, I muse over a theory about the universe being inside a black hole and give a special birthday shoutout to a fan.

Mini rants. Random Stories. Some news. You know, the weekly usual. Thanks for rating the show, leaving comments and subscribing your grandmas.Made it to 50 episodes! :tada-emoji-or-something:

Old stories, interplays between boredom and efficiency, and arriving at what I decided to call pockets of beauty.

This episode is a dichotomy that starts with random and silly thoughts and goes deep down the tragedy of the Tempi train crash and the public outrage that the criminal negligence and systemic corruption has caused. A tragedy that could have very well been avoided. And when it didn't, instead of shedding light on the systemic pathogens, it was covered up. AI said:Starting off with a whimsical deep dive into the beauty of dried mango slices before diving into the darker realms of TikTok's addictive design. Discussing social media usage limits, the overwhelming presence of AI on the internet, and exploring the revenge bedtime procrastination phenomenon. Concludes with a powerful recount of the mass protests in Greece and Berlin over the tragic Tempi train collision, highlighting systemic corruption and government cover-ups. Tune in for a mix of random musings, social media reflections, and real-world activism.Photo is from a musician that was constantly playing music in the protests and clashes that followed on February 28 protests

Now with video. And in case you are wondering if these episodes can get weirder, know that I am using cheats to keep my pupils locked on the camera. Dive with me in the ocean of Callisto (Jupiter's moon), Instagram corners, and other weird thoughts involving fridge doors and birthdays.

Ever wondered about the mysteries of baby poop or the existential weirdness of modern geopolitics? Join me on Episode 46 for a journey through absurdity and insights! Explore snowy Berlin and its hidden woes, say goodbye to the Duolingo owl, and debate garlic press alternatives. Life with a newborn brings challenges, from burping to stroller outings. We touch on geopolitical tensions, asteroid threats, and Elon Musk's influence, while also finding time for silly topics like water bottle hygiene and baby poop. Finally, anticipate new video content and reflect on societal changes inspired by ancient Rome and George Carlin's critique of modern life.Instagram: @yet.another.expatFind the podcast on Spotify, follow and rate it so I one day get a sponsorship.Ciao!

From plastic spoons in our brains to dolphins getting high on pufferfish, I'm covering it all with a dash of sarcasm and a sprinkle of existential dread. Tune in for cultural insights, current events, and why garlic presses are the true villains of the kitchen.Instagram: @yet.another.expatCosmo Sta Ellinika Podcast:https://www1.wdr.de/radio/cosmo/podcast/podcastpicker/index~_sid-cosmo-sta-ellinika-podcastpicker-100.htmlCheck Dolphins get high on pufferfish:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msx3BAhIeQgKeywords:expat life, cultural commentary, microplastics, current events, political satire, garlic press, dolphins, pufferfish, humanitarian issues, asteroid threatSummary: In this episode, Ermis shares his recent experience being interviewed by RBB Cosmos, dives into the perplexing world of kitchen gadgets, and explores the unexpected intelligence of dolphins. He then tackles heavier topics like the alarming presence of microplastics in human brains and the global impact of political decisions. The episode wraps up with a look at upcoming events in Berlin and a tongue-in-cheek proposal for a 'Baby Smell' app, because in these chaotic times, we could all use a whiff of innocence.Hashtags:#ExpatLife #MicroplasticMadness #DolphinHighs #GarlicPressProblems #YetAnotherExpat #BerlinLife #AsteroidAnxiety #HumanitarianHumor #PodcastLife #CulturalChaosShareRewrite

A bit of everything. Listen while I change some diapers. Episode Summary In this episode of 'Yet Another Expat', the host shares personal anecdotes about parenting, cultural observations from Berlin, and reflections on global events, particularly in technology and AI. The conversation flows from humorous takes on shop names to the challenges and joys of being a new parent, culminating in insights about the current state of AI and its implications for the future. Takeaways The host humorously reflects on the challenges of naming shops in Berlin. Parenting brings new milestones and learning experiences. White noise can be a helpful tool for calming babies. Cultural observations reveal the creativity in naming conventions. The host shares insights on the impact of AI advancements. Personal anecdotes highlight the joys and struggles of new parenthood. The importance of community and shared experiences is emphasized. Global events are interconnected and affect local cultures. The host's humorous take on serious topics makes the conversation engaging. The episode concludes with reflections on the future of technology and parenting. Navigating Parenthood and Culture in Berlin The Humor of Parenting and Global Events "What is that supposed to mean?" "The baby is now 10 days old." "White noise is an insane hack."

Finally, there is a new audience for my dad jokes. Here are updates and thoughts from my life since becoming a dad five days ago.Disclaimer: Zero structure episode, minimal editing and all that. Thanks for sticking around like newborn milk on freshly washed sheets. Also, what's your most exciting poop? Topics include baby fragility, giving birth, midwifes and other thoughts randomly arranged from a sleep-deprived mind.Lots of love, I go change a diaper now. Keywords and AI generated summary:fatherhood, parenting, birth experience, cultural differences, newborn care, expat life, Germany, parenting challenges, emotional journey, personal growthSummaryIn this episode, the host shares his personal journey of becoming a father, discussing the challenges and joys of parenthood. He reflects on the cultural differences in birth practices between Greece and Germany, the preparation involved in childbirth, and the emotional rollercoaster of the first days with a newborn. The conversation highlights the importance of support, knowledge, and the unique experiences that come with being a parent, especially as an expat.TakeawaysBecoming a parent is a life-changing experience.Cultural differences in birth practices can be surprising.Preparation for childbirth involves extensive learning.The emotional journey of labor is intense and unique.Newborns have specific needs that require constant attention.Parenthood is a 24-7 commitment with little rest.The experience of childbirth can be both beautiful and challenging.Understanding newborn behavior is crucial for new parents.Support from partners and classes can enhance the birthing experience.Parenthood unlocks a new level of responsibility and perspective.Alternative TitlesThe Journey of Fatherhood: Embracing New BeginningsCultural Insights on Birth: A Personal Perspective