"TURTLE IN A HEADDRESS!" w/ Seth Herzog

Bachelor franchise SUPERSTAR Wells Adams and the podcast captain Doug Benson join Arden and Katie to discuss week five of Joan's season!  Talking Animals!  Pascal at a bowling alley!  Chock comin' in HOT! - Arden and Wells think she wants to bang Pascal! - Wells can't compete with Snow White! - Doug wants to flush Arden's bird fountain! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's a LIVE episode from New York City with ENGAGED Bachelorette starts Charity Lawson and Dotun Olubeko, Jerry Trainor, Jacquis Neal, Seth Herzog, Jordan Carlos, Jessica Kelley, Dr. Banana and Arden's bro Alarik!  Engaged suitors!  Dancing Chaos! Bachelorette inside info and hot takes on the Golden Bachelorette!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jim Jefferies is BACK!!!!! And he joins Arden, Katie and our friend Whitney to talk about episode 4 of Joan's season. Chock a Doodle Do! Awkward Ice Skating! REO Speedwagon! - Arden thinks Keith gave her the ick when he double stripped! -Jim wants there to be a Golden GOLDEN Bachelorette! - Whitney wants Joan's cupcakes!All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Seth Herzog joins Arden and Dr. B to break down episode three of the Golden Bachelorette!  Picture Frames! Sea Shanties! HAWKS! - Arden wants to get a tattoo of three Swedish Meatballs in her cleavage! - Seth thinks Keith is no Jacob Elordi! - Dr. B is convinced the three of them have the same dad! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Canada's Sweetheart Mike Carozza joins Arden and the Production Team to talk about episode two of the GOLDEN BACHELORETTE!  Sunshine and Goldie!  Cannonballs! Pascal's Beautiful Laundrette! - Arden wants to watch a Big Brother show with Jack, Gary, Pascal and Charles! - Mike is OBSESSED with Jack!!!!! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Miles Gray, Mikey Kampmann and Our Friend Whitney join Arden and the production team to talk about the premiere episode of THE GOLDEN BACHELORETTE!!!  Chock O'Noodle Soup!  Dad Jokes! Fake (?) French Accents!   - Arden wants an HGTV show with Jack and Charles!!! - Miles is WOWED by Jack's TAG on this jacket!!! - Mikey's golden friend is coming in with the HOT TAKES! - Whitney SOBBED like a baby at Take Me Home!   All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sorry for the delay! Here’s a little dispatch from South Carolina from Arden’s hotel room. Full podcast will be up this weekend!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Captain, The Horny Pool Inspector and the People's Princess Whitney join Arden and the Production Team to break down Joan's MENSSSSSS! Hand holding!  Whistling!  Football!! - Arden thinks Kelsey's dad is going to take the WHOLE PRIZE!!! - Doug thinks these guys are shooting themselves in the foot talking about watching football! - Jacquis just can not get behind a guy named CHOCK! - Whitney debuts Douglette!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Sentinel (Jerry Trainor) and The Captain (Doug Benson) join Arden and the Production Team to break down Jenn's finale of the Bachelorette! And let me tell you people....they done her DIRTY!!!!!  Poker Face Aunts! Protective Older Brothers! Hakeem! - Arden fell for Devin's BULLSHIT! - Jerry WAS RIGHT!!!!! - Doug thought Devin was a character in a Neil Simon play! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A very special episode from MYKONOS, GREECE!  Join Arden and her friend (and Dracula Doula) Jessica Kelley as she goes on a date LIVE ON THE AIR (with Greek hottie and all around sweetheart) from their hotel room!  Welcome to influencer island! Ice Cream! Spiders! Stathis! - Arden does a quick change live on air to get ready for her date! - Jessica is the ultimate wing woman on Arden's on air date! - Arden's date Stathis wants Arden to be the Bachelorette in a house of 300 suitors! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.