CuìZuǐ, Dǎ Làn Tā de Guǒ! - Ep 33 feat Nick

We were unprepared for the events of this episode!!! (TW: Bullying, Death, Suicide, Self Harm, Poisoning, Acting Down Boots) The fire at Zhen Huan's palace is out, but the scheming is on! And just like that.... one of the most iconic girls winds up in the Cold Palace and discovers the truth. But when two girls pass away suddenly, two girls get promoted. That's show business, baby! Then our hosts Trenty and Big Westi get into the whispers going around the palace as well as a group language challenge listing all the Cowboy Carter tracks in a row without looking.

We would like to begin by apologizing to Gandhi, Muhammad Ali, Songzhi, and to our fans for keeping you waiting this long! This week our hosts are joined by another iconic Texas dancing diva Billie Doll! It's snowy outside and the girls are playing, while Cao Guiren entertains her delusions of grandeur. Things shake up as Miss O'Delice enters the palace and wastes no time getting right to the center of the drama. And for this week's language challenge, Trenty gets dragged straight to hell.

Why did they have to drag Hangzhou like that??? Our hosts Trenty and Big Westi are joined by THEE winner of SOS (Stay On Stage), China's premiere dancing diva and Beyonce Beehive commander, Zora! Suddenly, it's winter again, but the Emperor is getting HEATED on these issurectionists. Hua Fei's brother finds himself digging his own grave, meanwhile Hua Fei is betrayed by a close confidant. Will Shen Meizhuang finally get her revenge? Is Randall a suitable name for the Empress' gay best friend? And what should the new intro song for the podcast be? Make sure to catch Zora on tour later this year in a city near you! Remember to stay connected with us by leaving a comment! This week's challenge inspired by Luke teach Chinese (@lukechinese78)

What is a wife? A concubine? A harem? A princess? What is the ideal three-way scenario? Our hosts Trenty and Big Westi are joined by historical drama enthusiast and murder mystery show runner Susan Clarke to really dig in to these essential questions. Big moves are being made in regards to the boy drama and Zhen Huan and her sister An Lingrong end up on Spooky Island. The 17th Prince looks dashing as the black Power Ranger and we play another round of "Listen!" (And be sure to see Women Who Kill: A Detective Mystery on March 8-9th at The Pearl!) Send us your Whispers by leaving a comment or messaging us on Instagram, WeChat, AiFaDian, or wherever you see us on the streets.

Our hosts Trenty and Big Westi enlist the help of local legend QianQian and her beautiful hands to guide them through the drama of episode 38. One of the girls gets a big promotion and you will NOT believe who it is! Zhen Huan continues to play it cool, despite the heat of the Summer Palace as Hua Fei acts the house down boots. We spread some whispers in the palace and play a new game called "LISTEN!"

Big Westi and An Lingrong are clocking themselves honey, as we jump right into episode 37 of 甄嬛传. Cao Guiren shows off a new pin in the garden as she schemes with a new ally. Shen Meizhuang's sad girl JUMPS out when she finds herself jealous of her sister and Hua Fei almost breaks her comb. Exclusively for our subscribers on AiFaDian and Spotify, Big Westi guides us on a tour of his apartment!

Daddy is very upset, so Zhen Huan is called up to make him feel better by meddling in state affairs. Hua Fei feels a little suspicious at the new turn of good fortune she is receiving. A lot of names are dropped and our hosts have literally no concept of who or what they are. But one thing is for certain - The Empress Dowager is MOTHER.

But he really loves the monkey.... The palace is completely unhinged as iconic guest Sarah returns with her bestie Natalie. They educate our hosts Trenty and Big Westi on some pretty important xiao qus and provide some super important observations on international relations. They ask the important questions: like, what would a Riverdale/ZHZ crossover series look like? Finally, Sarah and Natalie demo a new game called: 你想看我发飙吗？（This challenge is inspired by two of our fav podcasts, "Very Delta" and "Las Culturistas")

What is that word that ends with OON???? Our hosts Trenty and Big Westi keep things sisterly as they dive deep into the stunts and gags from episode 34. It's winter again and Zhen Huan finally decides to stop being sad. Instead she leaves the girls a little bit very gagged. This throws the Empress and An Lingrong into a spiral as the Emperor is immediately obsessed. We get some Whispers from some concubines and the library is open for Big Westi to attempt a reading challenge.

Guess who's back in the palace??? It's our Legendary friend of the pod Nick, also known as Bowen Kawakubo! (His debut was last October and this was recorded last May lol) We get into the iconic episode by following the girls to the Cold Palace, making sure An Lingrong takes her Beijing Birth Control, and learning an iconic phrase in Chinese to use against your friends in times of need.