E45: Bite Me!

New Moon, Epilogue: Treaty - Bella is grounded but is allowed visiting hours with Edward. All is well enough in Bella's world until Jacob throws her under the bus - or the motorcycle in this case. A meeting in the woods calls to attention to the Treaty, the Cullens are not to bite any human. This puts a wrench in Bella's plan but that's only one of her many concerns as New Moon comes to a close. We will be back January (or February) of 2024 to crack into Eclipse. See you all then! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

New Moon, Chapter 24: Vote - It's up to the Cullens to decide the fate of our dearest, Bella. Will she become one of them or will she return to Italy alone to face the Volturi? Edward agrees to the deed himself under one condition, they seal their fate in the sacrament of marriage. Good luck running that by Charlie! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

New Moon, Chapter 23: The Truth - Bella thinks she's dead or dreaming. Edward spends the entire chapter trying to convince her otherwise. Edward apologizes for leaving her, Bella wants to be a vampire. It's the same old song and dance. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

New Moon, Chapter 22: Flight - It's a silent flight home back to Forks, weather in the arrival destination is expected to be cloudy with a chance of kisses. Naturally, Charlie is furious with Bella but Edward intervenes, insisting he give Bella a chance to rest. That's it. Literally nothing else happens. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

New Moon, Chapter 21: Verdict - Beller is alive!! And Aro is thrilled! He is delighted by the three of them: Alice, Edward and Bella, that he is eager to have them join the Volturi. All three respectfully decline and are only free to go if the Cullen's make sure to turn Bella into one of them. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

New Moon, Chapter 20: Volterra - Alice was drivin' the getaway car, they were flyin' , but they'd never get far... Alice and Bella weave their way through Volterra int their stolen Porsche. When they can't go any further, Bella must finish this rescue mission by foot. As the clock tolled and tolled and tolled again, Bella makes it to Edward just in time to dave him. But... they're not out of the woods yet.. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

New Moon, Chapter 19: Race - Bella and Alice are headed for Italy. Bella endures two long plane rides with nothing but her thoughts to keep her company while Alice sits next to her in a drawn out, trance like state, watching Edward's decisions. Upon their arrival, they steal a Porche and race off to stop Edward. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

New Moon, Chapter 18: The Funeral - Jacob can no longer protect Bella on her land, now that the Cullen's are back in town. Alice breaks the news that Edward thinks Bella is dead and he's going to the Volturi to end his existence. In true Bella fashion, she abandons Charlie with nothing but a note to take off for Italy with Alice. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

New Moon, Chapter 17: Visitor - It's the return of Alice! Bella can't stop talking about drowning. We find out what the Cullen's have been up to and Charlie tells Alice just how bad things were when they left. Bella skips out on Harry's funeral and another mystery knocks at the door. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

6New Moon, Chapter 16: Paris - Jacob rescues Bella from the icy waters and tragedy strikes the Clearwaters. Bella has an epiphany after her mind wanders through the story of Romeo & Juliet. She comes to terms with her feelings for Jacob and her stupidity in the stunts she's been pulling lately. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.