The Long Goodbye

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Patrick eats an extra big birthday cake after Lev dares him to. Joe has to sell off key pieces of his beanie baby collection to purchase tickets to the Backstreet Boys reunion tour. But can the scalper with the trench coat and thick mustache be trusted? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?' Email the cast at [email protected] Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in August 2026. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'The Jane Mansfield Story' is available on DVD & VHS (surprisingly expensive) at: https://www.amazon.com/Jayne-Mansfield-Story/dp/B000BO0LF4/ Music from "WKRP in Cincinnati theme" by Steve Carlisle   Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, arnold, schwarzenegger, jayne, mansfield, hargitay, mariska, anderson, monroe, email, sitcom, jeannie, bewitched, law, order

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Joe realizes that the only way up is down. Though he doesn't know what that means yet. Patrick tries to learn the meaning to that riddle on a zen journey to India, but a misspelling has his flight end up in Indianapolis. Lev knows the meaning of the riddle. Will he tell the hosts, or just keep laughing to himself in the mixing booth? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?' Email the cast at [email protected] Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in August 2026. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'Scavenger Hunt' is available on DVD & Blu-ray (surprisingly) at: https://www.amazon.com/Scavenger-Hunt-Blu-ray-Richard-Benjamin/dp/B01N75LISD/ Music from "The Nutcracker Suite (Operatica's Nutcrackeratica Remix)" by Berlin Symphony Orchestra & Operatica   Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, arnold, schwarzenegger, scavenger, hunt, rat, race, leachman, randall, cruthers, rock, johnson, price

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Patrick is having a hard time making dinner because it runs away too fast from him. Joe helps by trying to lure the dinner over the edge of a cliff, except then the dinner runs across the canyon to the other side unharmed. When the host try to pursue, will they realize they are no longer on solid ground and fall all the way down? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?' Email the cast at [email protected] Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in August 2026. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'The Villain' is available on DVD & VHS (nobody wants it on Blu-ray) at: https://www.amazon.com/Villain-Kirk-Douglas/dp/B000063INF/ Music from "The Villain" by Mel Tillis   Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, arnold, schwarzenegger, villain, cactus, jack, western, ann, margaret, safdie, simpsons, douglas, looney, toons, coyote, roadrunner, sonic

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Patrick goes to a museum of natural history, but is dismayed when everything inside is unnatural. Joe tries to invent a hot dog that isn't made out of dogs. Lev could tell him how the sausage is made, but would rather watch TV instead. Is there anything good on cable tonight? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?' Email the cast at [email protected] Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in August 2026. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'Pumping Iron' is available on DVD, VHS, Audio Tape, & Blu-ray (not to mention streaming on Tubi with 'Happy Anniversary and Goodbye) at: https://www.amazon.com/Pumping-Iron-25th-Anniversary-Special/dp/B01M5IS5KN/ Music from "Disco Lucy" by Wilton Place Street Band   Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, arnold, schwarzenegger, pumping, iron, happy, anniversary, goodbye, lucy, ball, arnez, ferrigno, body, building, carney, dinosaurs

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Thinking the streaming wars have to do with bodies of water, Joe buys up all the land rights surrounding San Bernadino valley. Inspired by Joe's aquiferous pursuits, Patrick decides to take up sailing. Will Lev invite him into his yacht club or will he keep hush about his double life as a suave bon vivant? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?' Email the cast at [email protected] Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in July 2026. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'Stay Hungry' is available on DVD & Blu-ray (strangely no VHS) at: https://www.amazon.com/Stay-Hungry-Blu-ray-R-G-Armstrong/dp/B075TSFKJT/ Music from "Body Rock" by Moby   Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, arnold, schwarzenegger, stay, hungry, austria, raephelson, field, bridges, nicholson, strong, simpsons, streaming

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Patrick starts a garden hoping to grow vegan gummy bears, but quickly gives up when Lev tells him bear shape gummies are trademarked. Joe gets seduced by a butcher at the mall into buying a used meat slicer. Will it pay for itself in five years as the butcher promised? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?' Email the cast at [email protected] Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in July 2026. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'The Long Goodbye' is available on DVD, VHS, & Blu-ray (but it's only foreign) at: https://www.amazon.com/Long-Goodbye-Elliot-Gould/dp/B00MYMTBCA/ Music from "Goodbye Girl" by The Four Seasons   Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, arnold, schwarzenegger, long, goodbye, gould, altman, noir, inherent, vice, sonic, anderson, adaptation, marlowe, chandler

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Arnold Schwarzenegger. A new season is on the horizon and the hosts are going to have to get a lot more buff if they want to survive until the end. Patrick debates taking steroids, but decides to use chiclets instead. Joe learns quickly that pumping iron has nothing to do with taking multi-vitamins. Lev is happy with his body and doesn't give in to the peer pressure from this season's celebrity. And just who is the podcast following this season? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?' Email the cast at [email protected] Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in July 2026. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'Hercules in New York' is available on DVD & Blu-ray (I would have assumed VHS too) at: https://www.amazon.com/Hercules-New-York-Arnold-Stang/dp/B00004XMSC/ Music from "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger" by Daft Punk   Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, arnold, schwarzenegger, governor, hercules, new, york, terminator, old, pan am, greek, mythology, hades

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Joe finds a sleeping child in his movie theater, as the prophecy foretold. But only Lev had heard the prophecy and he didn't pass on that information to Joe. Patrick can't decide if he should roll the dice and try a new type of non-dairy milk this week. What did the prophecy foretell about his decision's effect on the fate of the multiverse? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?' Email the cast at [email protected] Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in July 2026. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'Moana' is available in theaters now (though hopefully not for long). Real Moana can be found at : https://www.amazon.com/Moana-Blu-ray-Auli%CA%BBi-Cravalho/dp/B0DRHG4DY7/ Music from "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion "Artists are the Greatest People" by Flight of the Conchords   Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, dwayne, rock, johnson, syzygy, moana, live, action, pointless, washington, adaptation, garcia, disney, kon, animation, remix

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Whoopi Goldberg. Hangin' Ten continues with a new ten-pack showcasing her best cameo appearances. Patrick revisits and old film he made when a rival director vies for his crown. Joe thinks dogs can do math and bets Lev a bucket of crabs he can teach one to add. Lev doesn't want a bucket of crabs and never accepted the bet. Did Joe take the very blunt hint? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?' Email the cast at [email protected] Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in June 2026. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'Atrabilious' is available on just streaming (probably for the best): https://www.amazon.com/Atrabilious-William-Atticus-Parker/dp/B0F1XWNCZX/ Music from "Such a Good Night" by Paul Rothman   Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, whoopi, goldberg, cameo, atrabilious, wright, baldwin, parker, crudup, cocktail, alien, predator, indie

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Whoopi Goldberg. Hangin' Ten continues with a new ten-pack showcasing her best cameo appearances. Patrick gets his yearly mammogram screening for the first time. Joe goes with with him for moral support. Lev could point out the obvious but finds it funnier to just let them go. What will the doctor say after looking at Patrick's ta-tas? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?' Email the cast at [email protected] Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in June 2026. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'Babes' is available on Blu-ray & DVD (no VHS, stop asking): https://www.amazon.com/Babes-Blu-Ray-Pamela-Adlon/dp/B0D5BTMFPJ/ Music from "MOOO!" by Doja Cat   Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, whoopi, goldberg, cameo, babes, glazer, adlon, buteau, millenial, carrey, zendaya, howard, grinch, lynch