09. Would We Call Her Chubby?

Chris Adams and Holly Morgan from the podcast Out for Blood: The Story of Carrie the Musical join Patrick and Beth to break down the movie that so many of our guests thought was Love Actually.We cover: the agony and the agony of Cameron Diaz, very British children, the Nancy Myers of it all, trolls and their bridges, Kate Winslet’s cottage, why Patrick won’t AirBNB and/or Uber.Support What is Love Actually? by making a donation at PayPal.more about Bethmore about Patrickmore about Chrismore about Holly and her podcast Big Diva Energy Email us! [email protected] us: @loveactuallypodTweet us: @loveactuallypodFacebook us: @loveactuallypod

Patrick and Beth are back! They have heard your voicemails, read your missives, and are ready to bring you all the Christmas cheer you expect from your favourite (with a “u”) podcast that directs Love Actually in this manner!We cover the Love Actually and Four Weddings and a Funeral Red Nose Day sequels (are they sequels?), the race for the 2020 UK Christmas number 1, introduce our new theme song (maybe), and finally put #Schiffergate to bed (except we don’t).Support What is Love Actually? by making a donation at PayPal and we will thank you come Christmas!Listen to Patrick & Beth on the Taking Hugh for Granted podcast!The 2020 UK Christmas number 1 song is……?The Christmas 2020 UK Singles Charts (in case you're interested)“Thank You Baked Potato” more about Bethmore about Patrick Email us! [email protected] us: @loveactuallypodTweet us: @loveactuallypodFacebook us: @loveactuallypod

Patrick and Beth try to make sense of all this, tally the scores, and endeavour to discover just what is Love Actually?We cover erroneous commas, Love Actually in the news, Lulu Popplewell, the A Christmas Prince drinking game, Schiffergate, longing for the 4-hour cut of this movie, and how this repeated viewings of Love Actually led Patrick back to the works of Paul Thomas Anderson (specifically Magnolia).EMAIL US AND WE MIGHT READ YOUR MISSIVE ON OUR CHRISTMAS EPISODE!Support What is Love Actually? by making a donation at PayPal and we will thank you come Christmas!Yahoo! News - “Richard Curtis: I have respect for people who don’t like my films” (9/6/20)Lulu Popplewell on the podcast Almost Famous with Barnaby Slater (10/15/20)Cosmo - “Love Actually star slams the film as cheesy and sexist” (10/18/20)The Irish Times - “Harsh words about Love Actually will not spoil this classic for me” by Marie Louise McConville (10/24/20)E! Online - “Let's Settle This One and For All: Is Love Actually a Good Movie?” by Tierney Bricker (11/4/20)The New Zealand Herold - “The weirdly popular Christmas movie that isn't actually a Christmas movie” (11/9/20)RNLI Charity Auction: Love Actually. A framed film cell featuring the final frame of film from the original 35mm reel.Buy Patrick’s book Visual Literacy: A Practical Text on the Analysis, History, and Creation of Visual Media is available from Kendall-Hunt. more about Bethmore about Patrick Email us! [email protected] us: @loveactuallypodTweet us: @loveactuallypodFacebook us: @loveactuallypod

Robbie Rozelle & Robert W. Schneider from the Gay Card Revoked podcast join Beth & Patrick to revel in the story of Daniel (Liam Neeson, Darkman, Schindler's List), Sam (Thomas Brodie-Sangster, The Queen’s Gambit, Game of Thrones, Phineas and Ferb), Joanna (Olivia Olson, Phineas and Ferb), and Carol (Claudia Schiffer).We cover Robbie’s funeral plans, Rob’s Emma Thompson stories, Liam Neeson’s family kidnapping issues, animal porn, airport runs, and we finally settle Schiffergate once and for all (except we don’t).Support What is Love Actually? by making a donation at PayPal and we will thank you come Christmas!Perfect Crime: New York’s longest-running play.The Gay Card Revoked PodcastBuy Robbie’s album Songs from Inside My Locker available on Broadway Records!Behind the Curtain: Broadway’s Living Legends - Rob’s podcast with Kevin David Thomas about Robbie Rozelleabout Robert W. Schneidermore about Bethmore about Patrick Email us! [email protected] us: @loveactuallypodTweet us: @loveactuallypodFacebook us: @loveactuallypod

Wonder duo Jenna Duncan (theatre director) & Rick Westerkamp (actor, teacher) join Patrick & Beth to sob through the chronicle of Harry (Alan Rickman, national treasure), Karen (Emma Thompson, two-time Oscar winner & damn national treasure), and Mia (Heike Makatsch, Resident Evil).We cover dirndls, how to seduce your boss with Beth & Jenna, Jenna’s many soapboxes, the issue with Rufus the Angel, and how much we love Emma Thompson.Support What is Love Actually? by making a donation at PayPal and we will thank you come Christmas! Jenna’s InstagramRick’s Instagrammore about Bethmore about Patrick Email us! [email protected] us: @loveactuallypodTweet us: @loveactuallypodFacebook us: @loveactuallypod

Married-acting-singing persons Evan Casey & Tracy Lynn Olivera join Beth & Patrick to glance askance at the saga of David (Hugh Grant, from this mugshot) and Natalie (Martine McCutcheon, EastEnders).We cover the Casey/Olivera Christmas watchlist, how Billy Bob Thornton can get it, the Teapot Dome Scandal, recasting Hugh Grant & Colin Firth with Willem Dafoe & John Malkovich, body positivity, and we finally settle whether or not Die Hard is a Christmas movie (it isn’t not).Support What is Love Actually? by making a donation at PayPal and we will thank you come Christmas!Hugh Grant & Colin Farrell - Actors on Actors - Full Conversation about Evan at Capitol Steps Dot Comabout Tracy at Wikipedia and Levine Music Dot Orgmore about Bethmore about Patrick Email us! [email protected] us: @loveactuallypodTweet us: @loveactuallypodFacebook us: @loveactuallypod

Married podcasters Kimberly Cooper Schmidt (Broadwaysted! and Broadway Baby podcasts) & Jay Schmidt (Broadway Baby podcast and Preview’d on YouTube) join Patrick & Beth to suffer through the tragedy of Sarah (Laura Linney, national treasure) and Karl (Rodrigo Santoro, 300).We cover Karl’s job, Karl’s glasses, Karl’s abs, this film’s abuse of Laura Linney, Beth’s accent blindness, Downton Abbey, THAT scene, and the incredible beginning to Jay & Kimberly’s relationship. Seriously, it’s like freakin’ Serendipity or something.Support What is Love Actually? by making a donation at PayPal and we will thank you come Christmas!The Broadway Baby podcastThe Official Broadwaysted! PodcastPreview’d about KimberlyJay’s Twittermore about Bethmore about Patrick

Jonathan Howard (genuine Brit and bass with The King’s Singers) & Jess Newman (American transplant in England) join Patrick & Beth to gaze lovingly at the romance of (porn?) stand-ins Jack (Martin Freeman, Sherlock, the MCU) and Just Judy (Joanna Page, Gavin & Stacey).We cover: The Great British Bake-Off, Richard Curtis and “the Canon,” American women shagging any Brit they meet, how British IS this movie?, anoraks, Teletext, and the John Lewis Christmas advert.Support What is Love Actually? by making a donation at PayPal and we will thank you come Christmas!”Teletext for Your TV” | Instantly Dated | Episode 25 at You Tube Dot ComThe 2020 John Lewis Christmas Advert about Johnny at Kings Singers Dot Commore about Bethmore about Patrick Email us! [email protected] us: @loveactuallypodTweet us: @loveactuallypodFacebook us: @loveactuallypod

This episode we get serious with married journalistic-people Alexandra Petri (columnist and author of Nothing is Wrong and Here is Why!) & Stephen Stromberg (editorial writer for The Washington Post). They join Patrick & Beth to wade through the fairy tale of Jamie (Colin Firth, Pride and Prejudice) & Aurélia (Lúcia Moniz, Portugese pop sensation).We cover turtlenecks, “the woman language,” Christmas movies = horror movies, tramp stamps, the 1996 Eurovision Song Contest, and the plurality of movies in which Colin Firth swims in a pond.Support What is Love Actually? by making a donation at PayPal and we will thank you come Christmas!Lúcia Moniz’s performance at Eurovision ‘96Buy Alexandra’s book Nothing is Wrong and Here’s Why! about Alexandraabout Stevemore about Bethmore about Patrick Email us! [email protected] us: @loveactuallypodTweet us: @loveactuallypodFacebook us: @loveactuallypod

Married people Jon Markland & Malinda Markland join Beth & Patrick to boogie through the world of fallen popstar Billy Mack (Bill Nighy, Love Actually) and Joe (Gregor Fisher, The Baldy Man).We cover the most beautiful man in Britain, the truth behind the UK’s Christmas number 1 song, Ant and/or Dec, Iggy Pop dry-humping J.Lo, and why the line: “a hefty number of half-naked chicks with their mouths open” makes us especially uncomfortable.Support What is Love Actually? by making a donation at PayPal and we will thank you come Christmas!Slate’s Hit Parade Podcast: The Christmas Is All Around Edition (12/21/18)Music video for “All Rise” by Blue Malinda’s InstagramJon’s Twittermore about Bethmore about Patrick Email us! [email protected] us: @loveactuallypodTweet us: @loveactuallypodFacebook us: @loveactuallypod