We Watched THRASH on Netflix So You Don’t Have To (You’re Welcome)

SHARK!!! Get your flippers wet and dust off your old copies of Jaws, because Matt and Mark are getting back in to chum the shallow waters of new shark cinema. Yes, we’re reviewing THRASH, a Netflix original that bares its fangs and yet can’t decide if it wants to be the next Jaws or the next Sharknado. Or both. Why is it so hard to create a good new shark movie from scratch? While we deep-dive into that question, we also chat about Singapore, our most embarrassing college memories, and Matt’s depressing run of bad horror movies lately, like Lee Cronin’s The Mummy and Faces of Death 2026. Join us, you landlubbers! Wanna be on the show? Call us and leave a voicemail at (707) 948-6707. Like & Subscribe to us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzDsxUs9JzL70A1Sh5GbRdw Visit our Linktree for more ways you can connect with us and connect with our show! Mark on TikTok. Also be sure to visit the official Matt and Mark Movie Show Merch Zone on Teepublic. You can get your very own A.S.S.B.O.T. themed gear, like shirts, hoodies, stickers, and more! Use this link to shop the goods and help support our pod. Support our show through Blubrry: https://blubrry.com/services/professional-podcast-hosting/?code=GetRecd Buy Us A Coffee: http://buymeacoffee.com/Mattandmark

Come back to a glorious time where movies were made for adults… and marketed to kids. There’s flaming bow and arrows, hands getting chopped off, witches, bodies being caged, a live birth in the forest, and Alan Rickman threatening people with spoons. It’s Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves! We review the 1991 blockbuster classic — a first time watch for Mark by the way. Before that, we give you what you really want: a MONKEY BREAD taste test! Does it live up to the gooey hype of that box? We also make a big podcast announcement (don’t worry), and reveal our plans for this year’s iconic Halloween Horror Nights. If you don’t care about any of this, just skip ahead past the twenty minute mark. There should be exact times in the chapters of your pod player. ALAN RICKMAN – THE GOAT! Wanna be on the show? Call us and leave a voicemail at (707) 948-6707. Like & Subscribe to us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzDsxUs9JzL70A1Sh5GbRdw Visit our Linktree for more ways you can connect with us and connect with our show! Mark on TikTok. Also be sure to visit the official Matt and Mark Movie Show Merch Zone on Teepublic. You can get your very own A.S.S.B.O.T. themed gear, like shirts, hoodies, stickers, and more! Use this link to shop the goods and help support our pod. Support our show through Blubrry: https://blubrry.com/services/professional-podcast-hosting/?code=GetRecd Buy Us A Coffee: http://buymeacoffee.com/Mattandmark

MONKEY BREAD. (Listen long enough, and that will make sense. And make you very, very hungry.) THE “SPOOK-A-BLAST!” That’s what Sam Raimi dubbed his stylish fun house blend of horror and splatstick comedy. And that term definitely applies to his latest and greatest work, SEND HELP. It’s a survival thriller that’s brutal, gory, and hilarious. And we have a spook-a-BLAST reviewing it! Join us as we rank our top Sam Raimi movies, praise the gnarly amounts of gore that somehow still make us cackle like idiots, and look at Rachel McAdams in a whole new way. We also sniffle a bunch because it’s allergy season and we’re barely hanging on. We did manage to tough it out and see a bunch of exciting buzzy new movies though, like Nirvanna the band the show the movie, Project Hail Mary, and more. Wanna be on the show? Call us and leave a voicemail at (707) 948-6707. Visit our Linktree for more ways you can connect with us and connect with our show! Mark on TikTok. Like & Subscribe to us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzDsxUs9JzL70A1Sh5GbRdw Also be sure to visit the official Matt and Mark Movie Show Merch Zone on Teepublic. You can get your very own A.S.S.B.O.T. themed gear, like shirts, hoodies, stickers, and more! Use this link to shop the goods and help support our pod. Support our show through Blubrry: https://blubrry.com/services/professional-podcast-hosting/?code=GetRecd Buy Us A Coffee: http://buymeacoffee.com/Mattandmark

Good news: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: Secret of the Ooze is celebrating its 35th anniversary… and we’re reviewing it! Bad news: the Alamo sucks now… and we’re complaining about it! We cover both in-depth on this latest episode. Grab your Pizza Hut breadsticks, dust off that white Secret of the Ooze VHS tape, and join us for a turtle-y awesome celebration of one of the most anticipated sequels of all time. Wanna be on the show? Call us and leave a voicemail at (707) 948-6707. Visit our Linktree for more ways you can connect with us and connect with our show! Mark on TikTok. Like & Subscribe to us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzDsxUs9JzL70A1Sh5GbRdw Also be sure to visit the official Matt and Mark Movie Show Merch Zone on Teepublic. You can get your very own A.S.S.B.O.T. themed gear, like shirts, hoodies, stickers, and more! Use this link to shop the goods and help support our pod. Support our show through Blubrry: https://blubrry.com/services/professional-podcast-hosting/?code=GetRecd Buy Us A Coffee: http://buymeacoffee.com/Mattandmark

Never, in the history of podcasting, has there been such a momentous milestone… for two old men who talk about movies. Prepare your souls for our 200th episode! We’re pulling out all the stops to celebrate. We’ve got guests, a whole bunch of voicemails, a celebrity message from Gay Jesus, our first ever Matt and Mark trivia, and the triumphant return of “the podcaaAAAaast guy.” Whether you’ve been with us since day one, or you just showed up, we want to say thank you for listening and allowing us into your ears for the last few years. Here’s to two hundred more episodes! LONG LIVE, MATT AND MARK! Wanna be on the show? Call us and leave a voicemail at (707) 948-6707. Visit our Linktree for more ways you can connect with us and connect with our show! Like & Subscribe to us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzDsxUs9JzL70A1Sh5GbRdw Also be sure to visit the official Matt and Mark Movie Show Merch Zone on Teepublic. You can get your very own A.S.S.B.O.T. themed gear, like shirts, hoodies, stickers, and more! Use this link to shop the goods and help support our pod. Support our show through Blubrry: https://blubrry.com/services/professional-podcast-hosting/?code=GetRecd Buy Us A Coffee: http://buymeacoffee.com/Mattandmark

We get an actual Friday the 13th this week, so… break out the hockey masks! Welcome to this special Friday the 13th deep dive special! We’re celebrating the Friday fandom, reviewing Part IV – The Final Chapter (1984), and ranking every single Jason movie in the franchise. Whether you’re in Camp Crystal Lake or the far reaches of outer space, join us for a love letter episode about what makes this slasher series iconic, debate the best and worst entries, and give big fan energy to the hockey-masked legend himself. Is Final Chapter really the best? Is it Jason Lives? Is it Part 2? Which sequel is secretly underrated? And which one are we defending no matter what? Joining me is the biggest Friday fan I know, Mr. Tommy Nuggetz. If you love 80s slashers and Jason Voorhees, this special episode is for you. Wanna be on the show? Call us and leave a voicemail at (707) 948-6707. Visit our Linktree for more ways you can connect with us and connect with our show! Like & Subscribe to us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzDsxUs9JzL70A1Sh5GbRdw Also be sure to visit the official Matt and Mark Movie Show Merch Zone on Teepublic. You can get your very own A.S.S.B.O.T. themed gear, like shirts, hoodies, stickers, and more! Use this link to shop the goods and help support our pod. Support our show through Blubrry: https://blubrry.com/services/professional-podcast-hosting/?code=GetRecd Buy Us A Coffee: http://buymeacoffee.com/Mattandmark

It’s been twenty years since we dropped in on the quaint little town of Silent Hill. It’s time we return! In this episode, we discuss Christophe Gans’ return to the Silent Hill franchise and try to understand his directorial choices, like including a spider creature with some major junk in the trunk. Ah, the French. Nothing will prepare you for The Booty Spider. Listen if you dare… Wanna be on the show? Call us and leave a voicemail at (707) 948-6707. Visit our Linktree for more ways you can connect with us and connect with our show! Matt on TikTok. Mark on TikTok. Like & Subscribe to us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzDsxUs9JzL70A1Sh5GbRdw Also be sure to visit the official Matt and Mark Movie Show Merch Zone on Teepublic. You can get your very own A.S.S.B.O.T. themed gear, like shirts, hoodies, stickers, and more! Use this link to shop the goods and help support our pod. Support our show through Blubrry: https://blubrry.com/services/professional-podcast-hosting/?code=GetRecd Buy Us A Coffee: http://buymeacoffee.com/Mattandmark

Wicked: For Good. One Battle After Another. That other one with Stellan Skarkygard. Those awards-bait movies did NOT make our Favorite Films List of 2025. But you already know that! We celebrate 2025 by naming our Favorite Movies of the Year, our Biggest Letdowns, Favorite Performances, and more! Big thank YOU for listening and sticking with us another year. Happy New Year, everyone. Wanna be on the show? Call us and leave a voicemail at (707) 948-6707. Visit our Linktree for more ways you can connect with us and connect with our show! Matt on TikTok. Mark on TikTok. Like & Subscribe to us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzDsxUs9JzL70A1Sh5GbRdw Also be sure to visit the official Matt and Mark Movie Show Merch Zone on Teepublic. You can get your very own A.S.S.B.O.T. themed gear, like shirts, hoodies, stickers, and more! Use this link to shop the goods and help support our pod. Support our show through Blubrry: https://blubrry.com/services/professional-podcast-hosting/?code=GetRecd Buy Us A Coffee: http://buymeacoffee.com/Mattandmark

Santa’s got a brand new bag… a brand new GRAB BAG! Yes, come celebrate the return of our annual HOLIDAY GRAB BAG EPISODE!  There’ll be retro Christmas commercials, holiday hijinks, and movie reviews. The theme this year: LUMP OF COAL — crappy christmas movies rated lower than a 5 on IMDb. And those lumpy movies are… Jingle All the Way 2 (starring Larry the Cable Guy!) and the Syfy original, Santa Jaws. Happy holidays, everyone! Thanks for another year of podcasting fun. We’ll see you all in 2026! We’re back on TikTok, follow us HERE. Wanna be on the show? Call us and leave a voicemail at (707) 948-6707. Visit our Linktree for more ways you can connect with us and connect with our show! Like & Subscribe to us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzDsxUs9JzL70A1Sh5GbRdw Also be sure to visit the official Matt and Mark Movie Show Merch Zone on Teepublic. You can get your very own A.S.S.B.O.T. themed gear, like shirts, hoodies, stickers, and more! Use this link to shop the goods and help support our pod. Support our show through Blubrry: https://blubrry.com/services/professional-podcast-hosting/?code=GetRecd Buy Us A Coffee: http://buymeacoffee.com/Mattandmark

‘Tis the season for GREMLINS! That’s right, we asked Saint Nick for a little holiday fun and he delivered with Joe Dante’s monster masterpiece. We deep-dive into the classic film for Mark’s first watch ever, and geek out over Gizmo, Stripe, and of course, good ol’ Dick Miller. We also announce this year’s holiday Grab Bag theme, so get pumped for that. If you want to get straight to the Gremlins talk, it happens around 21:00. But if you scrub ahead, just know that… I ATE THE BONES. HASHTAG, I ATE THE BONES. Happy holidays, everyone! We’re back on TikTok, follow us HERE. Wanna be on the show? Call us and leave a voicemail at (707) 948-6707. Visit our Linktree for more ways you can connect with us and connect with our show! Like & Subscribe to us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzDsxUs9JzL70A1Sh5GbRdw Also be sure to visit the official Matt and Mark Movie Show Merch Zone on Teepublic. You can get your very own A.S.S.B.O.T. themed gear, like shirts, hoodies, stickers, and more! Use this link to shop the goods and help support our pod. Support our show through Blubrry: https://blubrry.com/services/professional-podcast-hosting/?code=GetRecd Buy Us A Coffee: http://buymeacoffee.com/Mattandmark