Episode 538 | South Park | The Kasabian Lavoe Show

Live from Las Vegas — it’s The Kasabian Lavoe Show!Tonight, somebody thought they were in a Fast & Furious sequel — an armored truck was robbed right here in the city.The Hoonigans are skidding through bankruptcy with $1.2 billion in debt — we’ll break down how the tire smoke turned into smoke and mirrors.And over 54,000 people in Nevada are clocking in at warehouse jobs — it’s the number one job in the state. What does that mean for the grind culture here?We also have some sad news — Malcolm-Jamal Warner has reportedly passed after a tragic drowning, and rock legend Ozzy Osbourne has taken his final bow.Remember that viral moment when a card dealer got splashed with water on the Strip? Well, karma pulled up — and now she’s getting sued.South Park ain’t just a cartoon anymore — they’re getting to the bag with big-time money plays.Joe Budden’s making noise again — love him or hate him, he’s The Podfather, and his mic still moves the culture.And would you eat dinner at a Tesla? Elon Musk thinks you will — and we might just be pulling up valet-style for a side of self-driving fries.So don’t go nowhere — we’re talking real stories, real takes, and real Vegas energy — it’s your favorite host, Kasabian Lavoe… let’s get into it! #Subscribe #kasabianlavoe 📌 TikTok @kasabianlavoe📍Live from Las Vegas 🎰🎰🎰🔴Monday 🔴 Wednesday 🔴 Friday 🎧 Apple. https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-kasabian-lavoe-show/id1448209690🎧 Spotify https://anchor.fm/s/7dcfdc8/podcast/rss

🎙️ “Live from Las Vegas — it’s The Kasabian Lavoe Show!It’s a wild world we’re living in, and tonight, we’re diving straight into the chaos with our usual style — real talk, raw energy, and a side of ‘what the hell is going on out there?’First up — octopuses are apparently out here throwing hands. These deep sea divas are literally punching fish just because they can. Scientists say it might be about dominance, I say it sounds like they’ve been listening to too much NBA YoungBoy.Meanwhile, Japan just snapped the Internet in half — not with a meme, but with straight-up speed. We’re talkin’ speeds so fast, you could download a full-length movie before your mom finishes saying “Are you still watching that nonsense?”Then we gotta talk about Akon’s ‘Wakanda’ project… remember that futuristic African utopia he was building? Well, let’s just say it’s starting to look more like a ghost town than a tech paradise.Right here in Vegas, UNO is getting serious — like Vegas serious. A brand-new UNO experience is opening, and you already know somebody’s gonna flip that draw-four card and end friendships for real.The Breakfast Club tried to check young streamer N3on, and it turned into a culture clash — old heads versus new era content kings. We’ll break down what happened and what it means.And as if the heat wasn’t enough, the floods keep coming. We’ll talk about the latest storms, what’s going on with the weather, and why it feels like Vegas is switching climates mid-season.Oh — and Donna Briggs? She’s stirring up more drama than a reunion episode of Love & Hip Hop. Stick around, we gotta talk about it.So sit back, light one, and lock in. I’m your host, Kasabian Lavoe… and this, is the show.”* #Subscribe #kasabianlavoe 📌 TikTok @kasabianlavoe📍Live from Las Vegas 🎰🎰🎰🔴Monday 🔴 Wednesday 🔴 Friday 🎧 Apple. https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-kasabian-lavoe-show/id1448209690🎧 Spotify https://anchor.fm/s/7dcfdc8/podcast/rss

Live from Las Vegas — where the heat ain’t just in the streets, it’s in the headlines. It’s The Kasabian Lavoe Show.Tonight… Adam22 is down bad. Like, can’t-look-away type bad. When podcasting turns into public pain, we gotta break it down.Lil Wayne just moved 114K first week — proving the GOAT still got it. But are the numbers about the music… or the man?And let’s talk about that “No King” protest — because I’m genuinely asking… what exactly did y’all change? Who’s the king? Who were we mad at? We need answers.R. Kelly reportedly overdosed in jail. Is it real or another distraction? We’ll break down what’s confirmed so far.Anne Burrell, the spiky-haired chef with a big heart, has passed away. We’ll take a moment to remember her flavor and fire.Meanwhile, war rages on overseas — and the headlines just keep getting heavier. We’ll give you the latest on the global tension.And Netflix is opening a real-life house in Vegas. Yup — binge-watching just went brick and mortar, and the Strip ain’t ready.So sit back, pour something up — and let’s talk about it. #Subscribe #kasabianlavoe 📌 TikTok @kasabianlavoe📍Live from Las Vegas 🎰🎰🎰🔴Monday 🔴 Wednesday 🔴 Friday 🎧 Apple. https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-kasabian-lavoe-show/id1448209690🎧 Spotify https://anchor.fm/s/7dcfdc8/podcast/rss

Live from Las Vegas — where the heat ain’t just in the streets, it’s in the headlines. It’s The Kasabian Lavoe Show.Tonight… Adam22 is down bad. Like, can’t-look-away type bad. When podcasting turns into public pain, we gotta break it down.Lil Wayne just moved 114K first week — proving the GOAT still got it. But are the numbers about the music… or the man?And let’s talk about that “No King” protest — because I’m genuinely asking… what exactly did y’all change? Who’s the king? Who were we mad at? We need answers.R. Kelly reportedly overdosed in jail. Is it real or another distraction? We’ll break down what’s confirmed so far.Anne Burrell, the spiky-haired chef with a big heart, has passed away. We’ll take a moment to remember her flavor and fire.Meanwhile, war rages on overseas — and the headlines just keep getting heavier. We’ll give you the latest on the global tension.And Netflix is opening a real-life house in Vegas. Yup — binge-watching just went brick and mortar, and the Strip ain’t ready.So sit back, pour something up — and let’s talk about it. #Subscribe #kasabianlavoe 📌 TikTok @kasabianlavoe📍Live from Las Vegas 🎰🎰🎰🔴Monday 🔴 Wednesday 🔴 Friday 🎧 Apple. https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-kasabian-lavoe-show/id1448209690🎧 Spotify https://anchor.fm/s/7dcfdc8/podcast/rss

Live from Las Vegas — where the heat ain’t just in the streets, it’s in the headlines. It’s The Kasabian Lavoe Show.Tonight… Adam22 is down bad. Like, can’t-look-away type bad. When podcasting turns into public pain, we gotta break it down.Lil Wayne just moved 114K first week — proving the GOAT still got it. But are the numbers about the music… or the man?And let’s talk about that “No King” protest — because I’m genuinely asking… what exactly did y’all change? Who’s the king? Who were we mad at? We need answers.R. Kelly reportedly overdosed in jail. Is it real or another distraction? We’ll break down what’s confirmed so far.Anne Burrell, the spiky-haired chef with a big heart, has passed away. We’ll take a moment to remember her flavor and fire.Meanwhile, war rages on overseas — and the headlines just keep getting heavier. We’ll give you the latest on the global tension.And Netflix is opening a real-life house in Vegas. Yup — binge-watching just went brick and mortar, and the Strip ain’t ready.So sit back, pour something up — and let’s talk about it. #Subscribe #kasabianlavoe 📌 TikTok @kasabianlavoe📍Live from Las Vegas 🎰🎰🎰🔴Monday 🔴 Wednesday 🔴 Friday 🎧 Apple. https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-kasabian-lavoe-show/id1448209690🎧 Spotify https://anchor.fm/s/7dcfdc8/podcast/rss

Tonight, Mr. Beast is building something massive right here in Vegas… and no, it’s not another fountain. This one might actually change the Strip.Then — is Domino’s trying to gaslight us? The internet swears they never made stuffed crust… but our memories say otherwise. Welcome to the Pizza Mandela Effect.Also on the menu: a glow-in-the-dark red spider is out here doing superhero cosplay in real life — and scientists are not okay.Ever tried to send a Dave & Buster’s voice note from your iPhone? Apple said “nah.” Go ahead, try it… we’ll wait.Across the pond, the Dutch government just… fell. Like a bike with no training wheels.In sports, The Clippers made a very bold move — let’s just say the West is looking spicy.Speaking of spice, there’s a new chicken war heating up. Fast food giants are loading their fryers and drawing their sauces.Meanwhile, Dollar General is thriving in places you’d never expect — and we’ll break down how the “discount king” is running laps around competitors.And finally, people are shaving off their eyelashes for clout. Yeah… no words. Just vibes.So sit back, relax, and let’s get into it — it’s The Kasabian Lavoe Show 🔥Plus, Akademiks is back on his mic beef, this time aiming at Ab-Soul. Is this just clout-chasing or something deeper in hip hop? #Subscribe #kasabianlavoe 📌 TikTok @kasabianlavoe📍Live from Las Vegas 🎰🎰🎰🔴Monday 🔴 Wednesday 🔴 Friday 🎧 Apple. https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-kasabian-lavoe-show/id1448209690🎧 Spotify https://anchor.fm/s/7dcfdc8/podcast/rss

🎙️ “Welcome back to The Kasabian Lavoe Show—live from Las Vegas, where the truth’s undefeated and the vibes never miss!”Today we’re breaking down the truth behind Streamer University—did it live up to the hype or was it just a glorified Twitch meet-up?Then we’re asking the real science question: Who’s the true MVP of oxygen—trees or the ocean? The answer might just flip your whole understanding of breathing.Kid Cudi says he blew up like dynamite, but was it more sparkler than firecracker? Let’s talk longevity, legends, and what really makes an impact.Meanwhile, Putin’s playing with fire again—literally and politically. We’ll dive into what his latest moves mean for the world.Back in the States, we’ve got a cucumber recall that might ruin your salad plans, and Walmart is now hiding barcodes—but why?Plus, Akademiks is back on his mic beef, this time aiming at Ab-Soul. Is this just clout-chasing or something deeper in hip hop? #Subscribe #kasabianlavoe 📌 TikTok @kasabianlavoe📍Live from Las Vegas 🎰🎰🎰🔴Monday 🔴 Wednesday 🔴 Friday 🎧 Apple. https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-kasabian-lavoe-show/id1448209690🎧 Spotify https://anchor.fm/s/7dcfdc8/podcast/rss

“Tonight on The Kasabian Lavoe Show…”It’s looking real bad for Diddy as disturbing details from the trial hit the net—should we even still be calling him “Love”?Pete Rose wants back in the Hall of Fame… but is America finally ready to forgive him?Tory Lanez is adjusting to life behind bars—and it’s nothing like the rap videos.Snoop Dogg is back in full Uncle mode with a brand-new album and a movie dropping tonight—can he do any wrong?And hey—if you got a Lopez Voice email, don’t delete it. Trust me.Plus, Amazon and FedEx just linked up like Thanos collecting the last stone. What does that mean for your next-day deliveries?All that and more—let’s talk about it.Kasabian… Lavoe…What’s going on beautiful people—my name is Kasabian Lavoe… and this is The Kasabian Lavoe Show. #Subscribe #kasabianlavoe 📌 TikTok @kasabianlavoe📍Live from Las Vegas 🎰🎰🎰🔴Monday 🔴 Wednesday 🔴 Friday 🎧 Apple. https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-kasabian-lavoe-show/id1448209690🎧 Spotify https://anchor.fm/s/7dcfdc8/podcast/rss

🎙️ “Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to The Kasabian Lavoe Show — the only show where global tension, missing dimes, and Fabuloso all somehow end up in the same conversation!”Tonight’s lineup is stacked:🇮🇳 India and 🇵🇰 Pakistan are heating up again — we’ll break down what’s going on without starting World War 3.🇨🇦 Meanwhile, Trump still wants to buy Canada. Forget Greenland — he’s shopping for a whole country now.🌊 China just built a dam so massive… it’s actually slowing the Earth’s rotation. Mother Nature said, “Wait, what?”🪙 In Texas, 8 million dimes vanished like a magician’s trick — and they’re worth over $800,000. That’s one hell of a coin toss.💼 Warren Buffett is stepping down, and the stock market just poured one out for the Oracle of Omaha.🧼 Fabuloso’s got a recall, so if your house smells lemon-fresh and you’re sneezing like crazy… it might not be allergies.👀 And if you thought O.J. was done with plot twists, think again — new reports say he may have been helping the cartel.It’s weird, it’s wild, and it’s all going down tonight.This is The Kasabian Lavoe Show — roll the tape! #Subscribe #kasabianlavoe 📌 TikTok @kasabianlavoe📍Live from Las Vegas 🎰🎰🎰🔴Monday 🔴 Wednesday 🔴 Friday 🎧 Apple. https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-kasabian-lavoe-show/id1448209690🎧 Spotify https://anchor.fm/s/7dcfdc8/podcast/rss

🎙️ Tonight on The Kasabian Lavoe Show — it’s a Texas-sized takeover!With Beyoncé officially kicking off her tour, it’s only right we dedicate this episode to the Lone Star State. From wild headlines to scientific breakthroughs, Texas brought the heat this week—and we’re breaking it all down.🔥 First up, things got messy at the legendary Turkey Leg Hut in Houston, where the owner allegedly set his own spot on fire.🐰 Then we head to Amarillo, where a man thought it was a good idea to hide weed inside Easter eggs—spoiler alert: he’s now in custody.🦷 Meanwhile, scientists have managed to grow a human tooth in a lab—yes, for real. We’ll talk about what that means for the future of dentistry (and your wallet).🏛️ And on a more serious note, the Supreme Court is questioning whether the FBI can be held liable for raiding the wrong house. What happens when law enforcement gets it wrong? We’ll dive into the legal and constitutional implications.It’s everything you need to know wrapped in Texas twang—with jokes, facts, and the real talk you’ve come to expect. So grab your turkey legs and tune in—because this show’s hotter than a Texas brisket in July.Subscribe, like, and hit that bell—welcome to The Kasabian Lavoe Show! #Subscribe #kasabianlavoe 📌 TikTok @kasabianlavoe📍Live from Las Vegas 🎰🎰🎰🔴Monday 🔴 Wednesday 🔴 Friday 🎧 Apple. https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-kasabian-lavoe-show/id1448209690🎧 Spotify https://anchor.fm/s/7dcfdc8/podcast/rss