Ep. 20: The Nun who loved eating poo

Ah the final episode of season 1 has arrived upon us! Don't be sad though, we'll be back very shortly! Cian talks about his viral remix of Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallions "WAP" and Emily dives back to the 1500's talking about a nun who became a monster serial killer who ate poo from time to time. It's a great one. @mrciantwomey @missemilyrochford Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In episode 19 of The Cian and Emily Show, Cian boasts about his new haircut, discusses how willies are actually in fact, chewy and of course, mystical travels through the emerald isle. @mrciantwomey @missemilyrochford Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this weeks episode, we talk about Loftus House, Ireland's most haunted place. Also, it's for sale?! Who wants a new mansion to chill out in? We also talk about that time when Emily managed to get closer than she expected to Dojacat in Dublin.@mrciantwomey @missemilyrochford Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Cian's birthday in this weeks episode, what celebrations are going to be had? Also, have you ever wondered if a professional wrestler has ever been a serial killer before? Well, we might have a story in today's episode that'll blow your wrestling mask right off your face.@mrciantwomey @missemilyrochford Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The suspense is over as Cian and Emily welcome their very first guest on the show. He's like no other that's for sure. This guy you could say is over 100 celebrities creatively crammed into one. I bet you're wondering what I mean by this? Well you'll just have to tune in to find out! It's also worth mentioning that he has a very strong bromance with Cian that hasn't scared Emily off, actually she's encouraging it!@mrciantwomey @missemilyrochford Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lockdown has wreaked havoc on a lot of relationships. Emily got the lowdown from the girls in her nail salon. Let's be honest, there's been bickering back & forth, break-ups and for some baby making (whoever these people are, well done). It's really put relationships to the test with pet peeves in the spotlight and fights sparked over the most stupid of things. Like that time Cian dropped a two foot pizza. Or one time Emily stole a sticker and Cian went O.T.T to say the least. Look, we're all human after-all and it's the little things that matter it seems. How did you survive? What grinds your gears?The other eMily is wreaking havoc on society as per usual and is on the prowl for a new beau. She's found herself an all male nail salon. Please send help to all the members of staff. No man is safe with her!@mrciantwomey @missemilyrochford Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Emily made an absolute blunder baking, so much so that Cian didn't have a clue what he was eating. Instead of putting on a brave face and saying it was lovely, he was "James Blunt" with his reviews (you'll get the reference when you listen). You wouldn't want to be sensitive around this fella. Needless to say, Emily won't be crowned a great baker any time soon.As promised in this week's travel segment they reveal all the gossip on Emily's 21st birthday celebrations in London. It's never a dull moment for the dynamic duo when they go abroad. What do celebrities, cocunut milk, Cian's bowels and a Bentley have in common? Well tune in to find out.@mrciantwomey @missemilyrochford Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Did you ever ask your parents where you were conceived? Who would be so brave to even have that awkward chat with your parents? "Eh Mam, where was I conceived? Ya know, when you and Dad had the ride that made me?"I bet now you're trying to figure out when you could've been conceived. Well, just take 9 months from your birthday and see - was it Christmas time or a public holiday? Are you a St. Patrick's Day celebration or maybe the 4th of July under a fireworks display?Well Cian and Emily know their start in the world and they tell all the juicy details in this weeks episode.eMily on the other hand is out of control this week as per usual. She's come up with a quirky and quick way of making that cash dollar on the side now that she's on a break from her sugar daddy Peter. Her and Emily get into bad break ups and how best to get over the ex. She's single and ready to mingle but doesn't want no scrub, so watch out lads. Ladies, lock up your husbands, fathers and grandfathers. No man is safe! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Have you ever done something so embarrassing at the start of a relationship that either makes or breaks you? Well Cian definitely has and he has no shame about it! Or maybe he just has no boundaries when it comes to his bowels. Either way, there's no barriers with these two - and that's why we love them! There's also scandalous stories of their younger days with excessive attempts of attracting their crush.Speaking of embarrassing stories, Cian's sister is in the spotlight again this week as they share some snippets from a family holiday and it's full of fun, drink and the occasional but of drama (the usual for a family holiday). Should we start a petition to get Rebecca on the show to redeem herself? They've shared enough embarrassing stories about her, we want some about Cian!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s difficult to maintain a relationship when your boyfriend is pretending to be you, right?Join Cian Twomey and Emily Rochford, long-time members of the social media generation with a joint following of 9 million followers, as they dive right into why many couples fight about issues including money, stress, other people, how to raise children, how to spend their free time.But, more often than not the real issues are: did my boyfriend steal my cream contour palette for one of his videos? Why doesn’t he ever call the restaurant to say they’ve forgotten the dips? And the classic “who is Julie and why is she liking your Instagram picture?” Expect some fun, lighthearted chats with some well known characters who’ve graced the Facebook videos over the years. Buckle up for some horrifying serial killer stories and get comfortable to have a little giggle on your own with The Cian & Emily Show!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.