Help! My (redacted)'s Gone Crazy!

This week we're going on a haunted swamp tour in search of the elusive Victor Crowley. Come with us to Honey Island Swamp as we unpack the behind-the-scenes secrets of Bayou Beavers, John Carl Buechler's legendary practical effects work, and the many parallels between Victor Crowley and Jason Voorhees.

This week we're headed to Rob Zombie's Haddonfield and only one of us is happy about it. We're unpacking the strengths and many weaknesses of this controversial duology.

This week we're getting freaky in Brandon Cronenberg's Infinity Pool. Spoiler alert: things get a little volatile because one of us loved this movie and the other is just wrong.

This week we watched what may be the most significant entries in the Onryo sub-genre, Ju-On: The Curse and Ring. We're unpacking the differences between these and their American counterparts, the Japanese obsession with open mouth shots, and the pros/cons of subtitles.

This week we're headed to Isla Nublar to revisit one of Spielberg's best films. We're unpacking the necessity of relieving oneself while under attack by a T-Rex, our shared love of dyna-sahrs, and the undeniable impact of Dr. Alan Grant.

This week we revisit the tragic events that took place at Camp Rolling Hills and Camp New Horizons. We're unpacking the sequels' pivot away from the first film, the nostalgia of a good panty raid, and our mutual love of creampies.

We're celebrating one year of The Body Count Continues by dipping our toes back into the shark infested waters. This week we queued up Killer Whale, Water Park Shark, and Deep Blue Sea. If we had a nickel for every time a washed-up Baywatch star appeared in a low budget movie that fucking slaps, we'd have two nickels. Which isn't much but it's still weird that it happened twice.

This week we're unpacking our mixed feelings about Curry Barker's Obsession, cat based cuisine, and one of the most despicable main characters in cinematic history.

Our mutual disdain of Scary Movie 6 inspired us to explore the horror parody subgenre, with mixed results.

This week's movie is a first time watch for both of us: Uninvited (1988). We're yapping about cats and their frought relationship with water, boats n' hoes, and the enduring legacy of the Evil Bong franchise.