The Avengers (2012)

We return to a drab and droll Metropolis to discuss how to best polish this Spandex-clad turd in our very first Recast episode!

In our glorious return, we take a steep descent into the gritty DCEU with Man of Steel! Along the way, we talk about the restaurant situations in small towns and what exactly the Smallville High School mascot would be.

This week, we're cracking the whip and ripping holes in our pants for Catwoman starring Halle Berry! We'll also take a look at what substances can be rolled around on a face, what marble skin would feel like and how many adolescent teens relied on Sharon Stone. Special guest: Kaitlin Jones

SHF assemble! We're finishing up the first phase of the MCU with The Avengers! Along the ride, we'll find out what flavor of ice cream Hawkeye is, discuss a world-famous GIF and ponder what exactly kind of animals aliens ride into battle.

PRODUCER'S NOTE: We experienced some issues with our recording equipment throughout this episode. Some dialogue may be hard to hear. Sorry 'bout that. SHF goes patriotic with this adaptation of Captain America, starring Chris Evans! While we delve into the trenches, we explore trash bags with googly eyes, a new radio show concept and the racist alternate-universe version of Captain America.

Hammer time! SHF is bringing the thunder with Thor starring Chris Hemsworth! We'll also talk about Scandanavian accents, race relations among the Nine Realms and lots of smashing drinkware.

SHF suits back up and discusses the instantly forgettable Iron Man 2! Along the way, we discuss questionable plastic surgery, the true importance of a man's parakeet and the battle of Cheadle vs. Howard.

SHF goes green with a look at The Incredible Hulk starring Edward Norton! Along the way, we'll examine just what makes a man Russian, the difference between Spanish and Portuguese and Stan Lee's "romantic dysfunction."

We're kicking off the MCU with Iron Man starring Robert Downey, Jr. as himself but with armor and even more money. Along our flight path, we'll discover a forbidden romance, learn about Jacob's heart surgery, and watch a corporate takeover via mech suit.

This week, SHF heats up with a flamingly bad attempt at kickstarting the Ghost Rider film franchise. Along the drive, we'll discover some terrible Texas accents, watch an inexplicably successful date proposal, and teach Christian some words he should learn before he uses them.