2 - “If I Were to be a Custodian…”

Reality TV star Charlie Miller is missing. In an effort to show Captain Martinez he’s ready to become a detective, and to prove to his husband Kevin that he’s found a passion in life, Mark decides to find Charlie himself.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Hotdog Committee faces its biggest crisis yet: too many gavels. A public access TV host delivers critical testimony about digestion. After all that, a touching poem is read to a robot.Cast: Bob Odenkirk, Brian Posehn, Andrew Friedman, Tim Robinson and moreComposer: Eban SchletterDirector: Tim KalpakisEngineer: Dave EichhornExecutive Producer: Nate Odenkirk, Naomi Odenkirk, Bob Odenkirk, and Joshua PooleHead Writers: Nate Odenkirk and Bob OdenkirkProducer: Audible Originals and Above AverageSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The high school gets repurposed. A press conference goes off the rails. The investigation heats up.Cast: Bob Odenkirk, Brian Posehn, Andrew Friedman, Tim Robinson and moreComposer: Eban SchletterDirector: Tim KalpakisEngineer: Dave EichhornExecutive Producer: Nate Odenkirk, Naomi Odenkirk, Bob Odenkirk, and Joshua PooleHead Writers: Nate Odenkirk and Bob OdenkirkProducer: Audible Originals and Above AverageSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The emergency medical operation is given a touch of whimsy. An emotional service is followed up by something much less special. A loan comes due.Cast: Bob Odenkirk, Brian Posehn, Andrew Friedman, Tim Robinson and moreComposer: Eban SchletterDirector: Tim KalpakisEngineer: Dave EichhornExecutive Producer: Nate Odenkirk, Naomi Odenkirk, Bob Odenkirk, and Joshua PooleHead Writers: Nate Odenkirk and Bob OdenkirkProducer: Audible Originals and Above AverageSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Local sportscasters try to set aside their personal lives. Two of Argyle’s strangest residents face off against each other. Like so many other hotdog contests, it all ends in unimaginable tragedy.Cast: Bob Odenkirk, Brian Posehn, Andrew Friedman, Tim Robinson and moreComposer: Eban SchletterDirector: Tim KalpakisEngineer: Dave EichhornExecutive Producer: Nate Odenkirk, Naomi Odenkirk, Bob Odenkirk, and Joshua PooleHead Writers: Nate Odenkirk and Bob OdenkirkProducer: Audible Originals and Above AverageSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Summer cheer and salted meats are in ample supply. The bowling team searches in earnest for hotdogs. The high school janitor and vice principal make stunning discoveries.Cast: Bob Odenkirk, Brian Posehn, Andrew Friedman, Tim Robinson and moreComposer: Eban SchletterDirector: Tim KalpakisEngineer: Dave EichhornExecutive Producer: Nate Odenkirk, Naomi Odenkirk, Bob Odenkirk, and Joshua PooleHead Writers: Nate Odenkirk and Bob OdenkirkProducer: Audible Originals and Above AverageSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Two very special visitors arrive in Argyle to promote a brand-new product, only to have their worlds turned upside down. The Hotdog Committee plays “hard to get” with a perfect solution to their problems. Free samples are taken advantage of.Cast: Bob Odenkirk, Brian Posehn, Andrew Friedman, Tim Robinson and moreComposer: Eban SchletterDirector: Tim KalpakisEngineer: Dave EichhornExecutive Producer: Nate Odenkirk, Naomi Odenkirk, Bob Odenkirk, and Joshua PooleHead Writers: Nate Odenkirk and Bob OdenkirkProducer: Audible Originals and Above AverageSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The DMV has the longest wait… and the best food! Louis’ resentment towards Richie builds. Everyone knows the Hi Hanson High School’s fight song.Cast: Bob Odenkirk, Brian Posehn, Andrew Friedman, Tim Robinson and moreComposer: Eban SchletterDirector: Tim KalpakisEngineer: Dave EichhornExecutive Producer: Nate Odenkirk, Naomi Odenkirk, Bob Odenkirk, and Joshua PooleHead Writers: Nate Odenkirk and Bob OdenkirkProducer: Audible Originals and Above AverageSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The tip-top backup athlete for the vicious Hi Hanson #2s, Richie McDonough, meets a fan. The bowling team gets in a mountain of trouble. A lawn toy could solve Argyle’s biggest problem.Cast: Bob Odenkirk, Brian Posehn, Andrew Friedman, Tim Robinson and moreComposer: Eban SchletterDirector: Tim KalpakisEngineer: Dave EichhornExecutive Producer: Nate Odenkirk, Naomi Odenkirk, Bob Odenkirk, and Joshua PooleHead Writers: Nate Odenkirk and Bob OdenkirkProducer: Audible Originals and Above AverageSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Two cousins seal the town’s destiny. Hi Hanson High School’s janitor daydreams of a promotion. Argyle’s police officer investigates a crime that hasn’t happened yet.Cast: Bob Odenkirk, Brian Posehn, Andrew Friedman, Tim Robinson and moreComposer: Eban SchletterDirector: Tim KalpakisEngineer: Dave EichhornExecutive Producer: Nate Odenkirk, Naomi Odenkirk, Bob Odenkirk, and Joshua PooleHead Writers: Nate Odenkirk and Bob OdenkirkProducer: Audible Originals and Above AverageSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.