Season 5, Episode 1 - Hanging on the Telephone

Feel free to send us a text message - Questions, comments, your own snark!The show can't shut down, we just got new characters! We say hello to Anita, Ryan and their Mum, and Charlie's new car. Ryan finds a fan in Jane, Leanne is trying to figure out whether they forgot to put actual words in the script instead of 'Crystal thingy" and we have a new nemesis (for one episode)Want to get straight to us talking about the show? Start at 05:15Find us on Instagram @snarkbreakhighLogo Art - By Jane          Intro and Outro music - Jonworthymusic/'Green Leather Jacket (Instrumental)'/Tribe of Noise

Feel free to send us a text message - Questions, comments, your own snark!We are running out of cast members! This week, the couch sessions continue, we say goodbye to Matt and Stassy, Leanne relives result day trauma, and Jane finds a new favourite character in Magda.Want to get straight to us talking about the show? Start at 23:45Find us on Instagram @snarkbreakhighLogo Art - By Jane          Intro and Outro music - Jonworthymusic/'Green Leather Jacket (Instrumental)'/Tribe of Noise

Feel free to send us a text message - Questions, comments, your own snark!Too much change for us - Bolton has been brutally cut from the credits, the Bordinos are leaving, Leo Fine is back and we have a new character.Also, fake cameras and oh no, Stassy and Matt round 2.Want to have your say about the happenings on Heartbreak High?  Send us an email to read out on the show about your favourite parts of this season: [email protected] us on Instagram @snarkbreakhighLogo Art - By Jane          Intro and Outro music - Jonworthymusic/'Green Leather Jacket (Instrumental)'/Tribe of Noise

Feel free to send us a text message - Questions, comments, your own snark!School's out and it's time to party! Unless the school takes your party fund and buys computers. We discuss new characters, Bolton's beach bash and awkward formal stories.Want to have your say about the happenings on Heartbreak High?  Send us an email to read out on the show about your favourite parts of this season: [email protected] us on Instagram @snarkbreakhighLogo Art - By Jane          Intro and Outro music - Jonworthymusic/'Green Leather Jacket (Instrumental)'/Tribe of Noise

Feel free to send us a text message - Questions, comments, your own snark!It's the first day of exams, and Con has defied citizenship and marriage laws!We discuss Hartley being in its own time-space continuum, the power of crystals, and the fact that Ronnie is running the school single-handedly.Want to have your say about the happenings on Heartbreak High?  Send us an email to read out on the show about your favourite parts of this season: [email protected] us on Instagram @snarkbreakhighLogo Art - By Jane          Intro and Outro music - Jonworthymusic/'Green Leather Jacket (Instrumental)'/Tribe of Noise

Feel free to send us a text message - Questions, comments, your own snark!As teachers, we're used to exam stress, but Charlie takes it up a level. We also ponder lava lamps as study aides, consider minesweeper as a good break strategy, and wonder how much caffeine Charlie's heart can take. Want to have your say about the happenings on Heartbreak High?  Send us an email to read out on the show about your favourite parts of this season: [email protected] us on Instagram @snarkbreakhighLogo Art - By Jane          Intro and Outro music - Jonworthymusic/'Green Leather Jacket (Instrumental)'/Tribe of Noise

Feel free to send us a text message - Questions, comments, your own snark!We're back! And snarkier than ever!We welcome back Gary and say bye to him and Dyson, get concerned about the building standards of footpaths in Hartley, wonder why Ronnie is setting up computers in a burnt out shell, and judge Stassy's poetry.Want to have your say about the happenings on Heartbreak High?  Send us an email to read out on the show about your favourite parts of this season: [email protected] us on Instagram @snarkbreakhighLogo Art - By Jane          Intro and Outro music - Jonworthymusic/'Green Leather Jacket (Instrumental)'/Tribe of Noise

Feel free to send us a text message - Questions, comments, your own snark!This week, we recap all the fabulousness that was season four. We discuss your (and our) votes for best couple, fave storylines, and a few bonus categories. And we try to figure out if there are any teachers left to even vote for!We'll be posting scenes for the next few weeks on our instagram, and we'll be back with season five soon!Want to have your say about the happenings on Heartbreak High?  Send us an email to read out on the show about your favourite parts of this season: [email protected] us on Instagram @snarkbreakhighLogo Art - By Jane          Intro and Outro music - Jonworthymusic/'Green Leather Jacket (Instrumental)'/Tribe of Noise

Feel free to send us a text message - Questions, comments, your own snark!It's ten minutes of the absolute crazy we put at the start of the video!Vote in our end of season awards!Want to have your say about the happenings on Heartbreak High?  Send us an email to read out on the show about your favourite parts of this season: [email protected] us on Instagram @snarkbreakhighLogo Art - By Jane          Intro and Outro music - Jonworthymusic/'Green Leather Jacket (Instrumental)'/Tribe of Noise

Feel free to send us a text message - Questions, comments, your own snark!We're back! And Danni's gone (in the briefest send off ever)! We discuss the best muck up day ideas, Charlie's horrendous idea, and why teenagers shouldn't be left alone to organise activitiesVote in our end of season awards!Want to have your say about the happenings on Heartbreak High?  Send us an email to read out on the show about your favourite parts of this season: [email protected] us on Instagram @snarkbreakhighLogo Art - By Jane          Intro and Outro music - Jonworthymusic/'Green Leather Jacket (Instrumental)'/Tribe of Noise