Season 3 Cold Opens

We're back! And snarkier than ever!We welcome back Gary and say bye to him and Dyson, get concerned about the building standards of footpaths in Hartley, wonder why Ronnie is setting up computers in a burnt out shell, and judge Stassy's poetry.Want to have your say about the happenings on Heartbreak High?  Send us an email to read out on the show about your favourite parts of this season: [email protected] us on Instagram @snarkbreakhighLogo Art - By Jane          Intro and Outro music - Jonworthymusic/'Green Leather Jacket (Instrumental)'/Tribe of Noise

This week, we recap all the fabulousness that was season four. We discuss your (and our) votes for best couple, fave storylines, and a few bonus categories. And we try to figure out if there are any teachers left to even vote for!We'll be posting scenes for the next few weeks on our instagram, and we'll be back with season five soon!Want to have your say about the happenings on Heartbreak High?  Send us an email to read out on the show about your favourite parts of this season: [email protected] us on Instagram @snarkbreakhighLogo Art - By Jane          Intro and Outro music - Jonworthymusic/'Green Leather Jacket (Instrumental)'/Tribe of Noise

It's ten minutes of the absolute crazy we put at the start of the video!Vote in our end of season awards!Want to have your say about the happenings on Heartbreak High?  Send us an email to read out on the show about your favourite parts of this season: [email protected] us on Instagram @snarkbreakhighLogo Art - By Jane          Intro and Outro music - Jonworthymusic/'Green Leather Jacket (Instrumental)'/Tribe of Noise

We're back! And Danni's gone (in the briefest send off ever)! We discuss the best muck up day ideas, Charlie's horrendous idea, and why teenagers shouldn't be left alone to organise activitiesVote in our end of season awards!Want to have your say about the happenings on Heartbreak High?  Send us an email to read out on the show about your favourite parts of this season: [email protected] us on Instagram @snarkbreakhighLogo Art - By Jane          Intro and Outro music - Jonworthymusic/'Green Leather Jacket (Instrumental)'/Tribe of Noise

We continue chatting with Sebastian Goldspink, asking him ridiculous questions about the prop master, discuss the income of cults, and how Kat has suddenly become awesome.This is the second of a two part episode.Want to have your say about the happenings on Heartbreak High?  Send us an email to read out on the show about your favourite parts of this season: [email protected] us on Instagram @snarkbreakhighLogo Art - By Jane          Intro and Outro music - Jonworthymusic/'Green Leather Jacket (Instrumental)'/Tribe of Noise

It's Charlie! This week we are joined by Sebastian Goldspink, to discuss Charlie being very Naive, Ada Nicodemou's favourite film, and the legend that is Nico.This is episode one of two parts.Want to have your say about the happenings on Heartbreak High?  Send us an email to read out on the show about your favourite parts of this season: [email protected] us on Instagram @snarkbreakhighLogo Art - By Jane          Intro and Outro music - Jonworthymusic/'Green Leather Jacket (Instrumental)'/Tribe of Noise

Everyone shut up - Michael Caton's here! We discuss Bolton's Uncle Barney, Declan starting his villain era, and Leanne vs Jane in who's worse: Stassy or Kat?Want to have your say about the happenings on Heartbreak High?  Send us an email to read out on the show about your favourite parts of this season: [email protected] us on Instagram @snarkbreakhighLogo Art - By Jane          Intro and Outro music - Jonworthymusic/'Green Leather Jacket (Instrumental)'/Tribe of Noise

Roses are red, violets are cool, adults shouldn't become students next to teenagers at school! This week, we discuss the pointlessness of Max not liking orders then driving directly into a school,  Bolton's poetry, and the hygiene of passing round nose studs.Want to have your say about the happenings on Heartbreak High?  Send us an email to read out on the show about your favourite parts of this season: [email protected] us on Instagram @snarkbreakhighLogo Art - By Jane          Intro and Outro music - Jonworthymusic/'Green Leather Jacket (Instrumental)'/Tribe of Noise

It's official, Matt is our new favourite character. We basically watched the punching scene over and over, continue to declare Danni the biggest mouth at Hartley, and feel bad for Charlie who only has the ferals to hang out with.Find us on Instagram @snarkbreakhighLogo Art - By Jane          Intro and Outro music - Jonworthymusic/'Green Leather Jacket (Instrumental)'/Tribe of Noise 

Okay, so Stassy is starting a cult, and taking Bolton with her. We get Ronnie's review of Allie's book, find out Tom is becoming Dyson's favourite, and continue to get disturbed about the fact that we are liking this version of Matt.Want to have your say about the happenings on Heartbreak High, or just ask us a random question so we get distracted?  Send us an email to read out on the show about your favourite parts of this season: [email protected] us on Instagram @snarkbreakhighLogo Art - By Jane          Intro and Outro music - Jonworthymusic/'Green Leather Jacket (Instrumental)'/Tribe of Noise