Stupid Spaghetti Stories (FNAF)

Just when you thought you could escape the "That's my stuff, give it back meme", we strike again Join us for 1993's classic "Leprechaun". Just because you get a pot of gold from a Leprechaun, doesn't mean they won't hunt you down to take back what is rightfully theirs! This was Jennifer Aniston's breakout movie role, and boy was that a choice! Kelly and Lexa were a little too high for this recording, but by God do they soldier on. Mike's hatred for smart aleck kids is at an all time high (pun intended lol). We have side tangents and a lot of thoughts about this movie. We're also on the Leprechaun's side on this one. After all, it is his gold...give it back We also nominated Warwick Davis, the ying to Frankie Mermaid's yang, as the second patron saint of our show Please sponsor us Dr. Squatch! That's my stuff, give it back: https://x.com/SkinnyTuna/status/1641447180107128833 Gas Station training video clip: https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/15pyrms/wait_what/ Twitter: @Shakenbakepod69 Instagram: @shakeandbakepodcast YouTube: @ShakeandBakePod Email: [email protected] Logo: Eric Kreuz @e_kreuz90 (Twitter) Music: "Professor Umlaut" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Ham-fisted Global Warming messages? In MY bird-centric horror films? In a last minute Hail Mary, Kelly and Mike willingly sat through a second screening of Birdemic so Lexa could know how to make 90 minutes feel like an eternity. Follow Rod, the SLR PNLS Top Salesman and Natalie, the Victoria's Secret "Cover Model" fall in love and go on several dates. Admire the many mentions of Yoko Ono's Imagine Peace website. Feel part of the action as you walk through a craft fair, and explore mostly empty restaurants. Oh yeah, and birds start attacking. For reasons unknown. Lexa once again bravely Googles, that which should not be Googled (don't worry, she was on Incognito), Mike drops some lore on us, and Kelly refuses to let the movie use incorrect terminology about Victoria's Secret. Join us for the worst CGI birds to date and jam out to an unnecessarily horny jam about hanging out with your family! (No seriously) Carter, Damien. "Just Hanging Out". Freedom. PaDam Records & White Eagle Records, 2007. https://www.imaginepeace.com/ https://www.doesthedogdie.com/ Twitter: @Shakenbakepod69 Instagram: @shakeandbakepodcast YouTube: @ShakeandBakePod Email: [email protected] Logo: Eric Kreuz @e_kreuz90 (Twitter) Music: "Professor Umlaut" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

TW: if you don't want your life ruined by learning the definition of felching, avoid this timestamp: 12:15-14:14 Well we'll be hornswaggled! The Circus is in town! Or maybe it's just the clowns from the 2016 Clown Attacks. Remember that? Remember the clowns? Are we as a nation just pretending that didn't happen? Anyway, join us for a lively discussion as we follow protagonists Mike Tobacco (yes really) and Debbie Stone through this goofy invasion. Lexa falls on the sword to fuck the non-FDA approved clowns, Mike recounts the tale of a clown funeral, and Kelly awards a character the most overly-narrow superlative. Don't forget to download Clown Jams on your CD! Guy Fieri, please sponsor us! *Note: We make reference to Leprechaun which we recorded before this one, but decided to release this episode first* Raccoon washing cotton candy: https://youtu.be/rfbb4yRBH64?si=SbEhLq13J9FyWhKt Clown Eggs: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/travel/gallery-london-houses-dozens-clown-egg-portraits-180968914/ Twitter: @Shakenbakepod69 Instagram: @shakeandbakepodcast YouTube: @ShakeandBakePod Email: [email protected] Logo: Eric Kreuz @e_kreuz90 (Twitter) Music: "Professor Umlaut" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Weeeeeeee’re back! That’s right, your favorite comedy horror stoner podcast is re-emerging! We are starting season 2 with the most anticipated horror video game adaptation to date (maybe): Five Nights at Freddy’s! Join us for the thrilling tale of a man who sleeps at work! Yes you read that right! He’ll bravely sleep at work for all five nights. A man not afraid to bring his emotional support poster and white noise machine with him! Lexa finally plays a card she’s been dying to play, Kelly geeks out about FNAF, and Mike reminisces about all the times he cracked himself up watching the movie. You’re in for a treat! Twitter: @Shakenbakepod69 Instagram: @shakeandbakepodcast YouTube: @ShakeandBakePod Email: [email protected] Logo: Eric Kreuz @e_kreuz90 (Twitter) Music: "Professor Umlaut" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Leftovers are the best part of Thanksgiving! Join us for stories about the funniest, saddest joke Mike has ever cracked, unhinged parents, and a potential overlap in Mike and Lexa's stories?! We also discuss Kelly and Lexa's drunken shopping antics, Lexa's initial fear of Mike, and we give everyone free Sex Ed :) Also, find out what goes on in our ~mysterious~ group chat Superstore, "Boob Cheese": https://youtu.be/ZGCtuH4bUcg?si=t8toT4e0mF18rC5F How To trailer: https://youtu.be/w7aSybHRa6s?si=bp5X0kgP31ExUxoZ

Gobble, gobble motherf***ers! On this blessed Thanksgiving day, we bring you "Thankskilling"! A truly wild story fitting of our show's brand. A demonic turkey is back after a 505 year rest and is ready for bloodshed! Join an unusual band of friends (?) as they try to defeat the turkey and get over deaths unusually fast. There is unprovoked eroticism, boobs, and extra small gravy flavored condoms. In this episode, we cracked the code for a perfect Friday night. Happy Thanksgiving and we'll see you in Season 2! Thanksgiving song: https://youtu.be/0YZmFnfKpyo?si=Q_LXKBXQSCzQSy06 Twitter: @Shakenbakepod69 Instagram: @shakeandbakepodcast YouTube: @ShakeandBakePod Email: [email protected] Logo: Eric Kreuz @e_kreuz90 (Twitter) Music: "Professor Umlaut" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

It's our very first Dollar Tree movie! Kelly's inspiration to start the show: The Bad Nun. No, not The Nun, The Bad Nun. (though honestly The Nun wasn't very good either.) Join us for yet another movie that infuriates Mike, Lexa's preferred use of time while we watched this movie, and Kelly realizing this is her "Chillerama" moment...though at least something happened in Chillerama. There's cookies, a better movie watched, and a frankly ridiculous chase scene that we couldn't stop laughing at. Won't you let us in? Twitter: @Shakenbakepod69 Instagram: @shakeandbakepodcast YouTube: @ShakeandBakePod Email: [email protected] Logo: Eric Kreuz @e_kreuz90 (Twitter) Music: "Professor Umlaut" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Time to embark on the squishiest road trip ever! Join the recent "high school" grads on their summer getaway to protagonist(?) Drew's truly awful cabin. There's sex, sex....and more sex. It's the perfect movie to watch with your buddies! What do you mean watching sex scenes with your friends is not a comfortable experience?! Lexa enjoys the "lore", Mike learns more about sex toys than he ever cared to know, and Kelly had impeccable timing with her edible. Episode firsts - Butthole talk is relevant to the movie! It wasn't just us this time! And Kelly does some cat wrangling. It...it was a use of our time. 4th Hole meme: https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2665599-fourth-hole Twitter: @Shakenbakepod69 Instagram: @shakeandbakepodcast YouTube: @ShakeandBakePod Email: [email protected] Logo: Eric Kreuz @e_kreuz90 (Twitter) Music: "Professor Umlaut" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

More bonus content! A few of our tangents that didn't need to be in the episode: Kelly's unhinged push-up story, Mike's pitch for the podcast that never (thankfully) came to fruition, Lexa's extracurricular interests, and The Worst Idea of all Time! The Worst Idea of All Time: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kFoLE4N4tfKbhbA8h1vCl

We continue our discussion of Jennifer's Body. There's a big dance coming up, so we're gonna need some orchid corsages. Jennifer's body count is piling up -- but thankfully, Needy is able to do some research the only High School library in the country with an "Occult" section". Join us for the thrilling conclusion! ...You're still there right? You haven't left to look up "jennifers body makeout scene" on YouTube? Lol okay, nerd. (jk, we love ya) "Four Female Ghostbusters??": https://youtu.be/WMUl7sOe8W4?si=4UKEn4-pOH6x4Y5Y College Professor Slang Spreadsheet: https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/teacher-going-viral-incredible-spreadsheet-191737691.html (Sorry forgot to link this in part 1!) Twitter: @Shakenbakepod69 Instagram: @shakeandbakepodcast YouTube: @ShakeandBakePod Email: [email protected] Logo: Eric Kreuz @e_kreuz90 (Twitter) Music: "Professor Umlaut" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/