Episode 38 - Pay Your Own Pig

JUICY EXTRAS + FULL VIDEO ON THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedThis week, Jessie regales us with one of the very few stories we;ve ever had with a happy ending - the ballad of Maurice and Maralyn Bailey, who were stranded at sea on a horrid little dinghy for over 4 months! GASP as the get blistering sores. OOO as they have near-death experiences. CHEER as we gleefully rob the story of any tension while we riff about covering the dinghy in lube. We also go back to nonce corner for a WHILE, attempt to broaden our demographics and begin to tease the 2nd EVER QUINTAL QUELL (Tm).  WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us Fan MailSupport the show

LISTEN/WATCH THE FULL SLEEPOVER ON PATREON NOW: Patreon.com/c/ServingCursedThis one has a different name on the Patreon but we didn't want to be fully demonetised/deplatformed by putting it on main lol. Enjoy this sneak peak into a wide-ranging chat, including handjob etiquette and a clear look into why neither of us have made it to SNL UK yet. Come and watch the whole thing on Patreon! Don't be a chaffhead!WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us Fan MailSupport the show

JUICY EXTRAS + FULL VIDEO ON THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedWe're back in person baby and there is PHYSICAL CONTACT and it is UNCOMFORTABLE <3 This week, Jessie regales us with the entire life of Frano Selak, dubbed "the world's luckiest man", who is actually just Buster Keaton dealing with a succession of increasingly ridiculous disasters. It's a joy.We also hear Jessie's harrowing tale of theft, catch up on all things paypig and tell you exactly how all people who have body dyspmorphia would be beheaded. It's vintage SC. WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us Fan MailSupport the show

LISTEN/WATCH THE FULL SLEEPOVER ON PATREON NOW: Patreon.com/c/ServingCursedIt's a little preview of our digital sleepover, in which we pitch our brand new Saw traps to improve society and find out exactly how Jessie fantasises, and why it's such a bloody laborious ol process. Come and watch the whole thing on Patreon! Don't be a chaffhead!WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us Fan MailSupport the show

JUICY EXTRAS ON THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedThis week, ol J-Dog regales us with not 1, not 2, NOT 4, but 3 and precisely 3 tales of a cursed variety in what she - unfortunately - has dubbed our first "anthol" episode. Experience the delights of 3 cursed deaths, and 1 extra one as Jessie also tells of her prolific death at the Boat Show. Content warning for those who do not enjoy graphic deaths or tales of stand-up misery.WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us Fan MailSupport the show

LISTEN/WATCH THE FULL SLEEPOVER ON PATREON NOW: Patreon.com/c/ServingCursedIt's a little preview of our digital sleepover, in which we meditate on the nature of kink and find out the end of the story of Cisty Zionist, what a tale! Come and watch the whole thing on Patreon and judge with us! Don't be a chaffhead!WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us Fan MailSupport the show

JUICY EXTRAS ON THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedGuess what's back? Structure?! Are you SURE MATE?! Well, no, not really. This week, Jessie regales us with the tale of the "Toxic Woman", a tale so cursed but is still absolutely shadowed by the talk of Jessie's pus-ridden would-be lover-boy. WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us Fan MailSupport the show

LISTEN/WATCH THE FULL SLEEPOVER ON PATREON NOW: Patreon.com/c/ServingCursedThe sleepovers are back and you know what that means; genuine threats of nudity and a chance for us all to judge Jessie's Hinge matches and let me tell ya, there are some tall and shit men on here. My god. Come and watch the whole thing on Patreon and judge with us! Don't be a chaffhead!WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us Fan MailSupport the show

JUICY EXTRAS ON THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedMUMMY'S HOME!Apologies for the late reply we were dead. Nah mummy was off being a celebrity in NZ for months at a time, so we had to wait for her to be done sucking her way around a beautiful country and come home before we could entertain our lovely little ghoulies! We're back in the groove and ready to show you why we're the worst podcast around babyyyy. Enjoy this Cursed Catch-Up where, to quote Jessie herself, "nothing of note happens". Full structured EP next time we promise, but it's just so nice to be back in the same room <3 WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us Fan MailSupport the show

Well fucking hell it's SC LIVE isn't it! Recorded in The Robin Hood in Bristol, enjoy this intimate show that thanks to so many tech issues, doesn't even have the main cursed story in it lol. That's just for those in the room, apparently. However do enjoy a CURSED Q&A with questions from our lovely patreons, baked goods and fan art being distributed LIVE, stories of stags, kinks and piss. It's a fun one, we loved it.New eps will come at a slightly slower pace while Jessie is touring the other side of the world, but will be coming <3 Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:WE HAVE A PATREON - Come join for juicy bonus pods full of gossip, and full video of recent episodes: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us Fan MailSupport the show