THE CHINESE MILLENNIA

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Season 80 of our favorite TV show premieres tonight and we're just stoked on it. We're up on the Rockets, fantasy drafts and rule changes [I guess??] and down on the Kangz, Bulls and it [maybe?] being LeBron Raymone James' last year in the league.

the boyz are back!! we're hypin up our favorite teams, giving flowers to our league pass crushes and having a laugh at some teams on the backwards slide

The Pacers are ripping off wins like Thanos peeling off Vision's infinity stone on his forehead. We recorded this on Tuesday before game one. We knew this would be a series off the bat because we're geniuses who can see the future and anyone who said the Thunder would sweep have never watched basketball in their entire life. Find out who is going to win the Delario Ryan Trophy on this fresh episode.Enjoy, friends!Subscribe to Secret Jocks on YouTube⁠⁠Check out the official Secret Jocks playlist updated weekly:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Got questions? Wanna be on the show? Send an email to secretjocks (at) gmail.com or hit us up on instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@secretjockspodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠!

Baby, I'm playing OFF 😤Your favorite boys are yapping about the NBA Play-In tournament with marquee matchups and make some playoff series picks. Subscribe to Secret Jocks on YouTube⁠Check out the official Secret Jocks playlist updated weekly:⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple⁠⁠⁠⁠Got questions? Wanna be on the show? Send an email to secretjocks (at) gmail.com or hit us up on instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠@secretjockspodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠!

Trade anxiety season is over and your favorite boys are breaking down the deadline deals that happened since the balance-shifting moves over the weekend. They give their thoughts on the Himmy Butler's fit in the Bay, Brandon Ingram's flight north to Toronto, De'Andre Hunter rounding out the Cavs' rotation, the legendary Kuzma-Middleton swap, the Lakers grabbing Mark Williams out of Charlotte, the actual devil Cody Martin heads Dallas and finally the Phoenix Sons' cost-cutting maneuvers.Subscribe to Secret Jocks on YouTubeCheck out the official Secret Jocks playlist updated weekly:⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple⁠⁠⁠Got questions? Wanna be on the show? Send an email to secretjocks (at) gmail.com or hit us up on instagram⁠⁠⁠@secretjockspodcast⁠⁠⁠!03:35 Jimmy Butler's Impact on the Warriors12:16 Ingram Flies North21:00 Where do the Pels go from here?24:57 DeAndre Hunter's move to the Cavs33:42 It's Joever for the Bucks41:29 LA gets a center!51:39 Mavericks' confusing moves55:56 Phoenix Sons' headscratchers59:40 Music Korner and Closing Thoughts

The boys are locked in covering the insane trades of De'Aaron Fox, Luka Doncic and Anthony Davis over the weekend. Check out the official Secret Jocks playlist updated weekly: ⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Apple⁠⁠ Got questions? Wanna be on the show? Send an email to [email protected] or hit us up on instagram ⁠⁠@secretjockspodcast⁠⁠!

Hey what up fam? Here's a bonus episode we recorded last week that I didn't get into editing because I believe in the observation of the holidays (doing no work of any kind, for any reason, ever). We indulge in some questions y'all sent in that are non-to-semi-basketball related. Hope y'all had a great holiday season and Santa & the Jewish version of Santa brought you everything your hearts desired. 🫶 Check out the official Secret Jocks playlist updated weekly: ⁠Spotify⁠ ⁠Apple⁠ Got questions? Wanna be on the show? Send an email to [email protected] or hit us up on instagram ⁠@secretjockspodcast⁠!

It's the time of year where we all commit (for prolly two weeks) to go to the gym, eat better, stop calling your co-workers that they smell like a zesty fart. We drafted all 30 teams to tell them what their New Year resolutions should be for 2025. We are the definitive NBA braintrust, so our opinions should be implemented by every general manager league-wide. Check out the official Secret Jocks playlist updated weekly: ⁠Spotify⁠ ⁠Apple⁠ Got questions? Wanna be on the show? Send an email to [email protected] or hit us up on instagram ⁠@secretjockspodcast⁠!

Well the season is over until April, ya'll! The Bucks secured the Emirates NBA Cup Tournament victory and there's nothing left to play for. The boys break down their win against the Oklahoma City Thunder and what changes should be made to the format. Check out the official Secret Jocks playlist updated weekly: ⁠Spotify⁠ ⁠Apple⁠ Got questions? Wanna be on the show? Send an email to [email protected] or hit us up on instagram ⁠@secretjockspodcast⁠!