Ship Happens

Just two platonic life partners who want to know - are you a hurriCANE or a HurriCAN’T ? Connectz and Correctz bring a whirlwind of cat updatez 💔❤️‍🩹🐈🐈‍⬛🫘 and explanations for our long pawz from recording. Hot Topz will blow you away with weather punz and which fashion mag gives away monster tips for free, just not the kind you’re thinking.Outros tell you what tv we’ve been watching lately! 🔪🩸🧌#beebopBOOPbeebop #SchmodCatz #scuba #moreBeans

Just two platonic life partners with a broken kitty, half a hop top, and so many chicken and cat chat updates we don’t know where to start so let’s just get into it. ▶️🦴🐈‍⬛ #SchmodCatz #beebopBOOPbeebop #technicaldifficultiez #newfamilect

Just two platonic life partners who are full of gracias 🙏. Connectz and Correctz bring pearlz ⚪️ of wisdom from top fanz 🪭 and the latest shenanigans from our chickens 🐥🐓 and cats 🐈‍⬛ 🐈. Hot Topz find us still recapping our last adventure. New foods 🌭, old cities 📜🏞️, deep dives 🤿, broken chairs 💺, and pushing peoples’ buttons ⬇️⬆️ - when the PLPs travel, they really go places ✈️.#beebopBOOPbeebop #LATAMcrucero #dreambean #undadasea #ChickenChat #SchmodCatz #slowtravel #sorryaboutthevolume

Just dos compañeros de vida platónicos cruising through Latin America 🇨🇱🇵🇪🇪🇨🇵🇦.Connectz & Correctz help us cope with missing our catz while we earn our trusty shellback status🐱🌎.Hot Topz 🔥🎤 our fanz and travel companionz share what they appreciated most on this adventure ✨🗺️.This epersode is sponsored by Spanish - we’re really bueno at it 🙊.#ShipHappenz #SchmodCatz #PLPz #LATAMcrucero #museoftheshow #compañerosDeVidaPlatónicoz #Oosterdam #beebopBOOPbeebop

Just two PLPs breezing through all kinds of tough stuff and travel on travel ✈️🌬️. Connectz & Correctz cover bean experiments from our fanz 🫘, neuromas not aromas 🦶, and the actual bell hooks book you should read.📚 Hot Topz 🔥 teach us how to swim fast while traveling slow 🏊‍♀️🐢. This epersode is sponsored by cruise ships 🚢 — they’re slower than airplanes but the buffet waits for no one.#beebopBOOPbeebop #Schmodcats #PLPz #Beanz #slowmaxxx #DOBA #HotTopz #breakingwind

Just two platonic life partners who have been too busy to podcast. So what have we been doing?? EVERYTHING ELSE! From visitors, to island 🏝️ hopping, to tournaments, to home improvement projects 💦🚱, these PLPz can and do have it all, including on-demand slushies 🧃🍹. This epersode’s hot 🔥 topz prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that cloudz ☁️ are better than beans 🫘 and that flirting 💋 is also the definition of “a vibe.” Next vocab word that at least one but maybe both of the PLPs need to learn is “flirting.”#recibeans #makingwind #newschmodsegment #beebopBOOPbeebop #BeanDip #ChickenChat #SchmodCatz #NewNicknameAlert

Just two platonic life partners who are obviously experts at podcasting basics. Connectz and Correctz bring us some good chicken chat 🐓 🥚, some Fibonacci shoutouts, and finding refulgent people ✨🪩😁 in these trying times. Hot topz (and cold bottoms) help us picture and not picture a brighter, prompter future. This epersode is sponsored by Recovery Shoez - dress for you, not your PLP. 😴👟👞🩰⛸️🛼🩴😎#beebopBOOPbeebop #BeanDip #ChickenChat #SchmodCatz #RecoveryShoez #Familect

Just two platonic life partners celebrating 100 EPERSODES! 💯 Can you believe it?! After a pretty deep dive on beans and buns and many Connectz and Correctz, we get back on track celebrating our centennial! Join us as we reflect on why we schmod and the highlights ⬆️ and lowlights ⬇️ from our favorite epersodes. Stick around to the end for a special interview from a new fan. 🪭#SchmodCatz #beebopBOOPbeebop #thankyousomuch #BeanDip #CantsayLevyright #newfamilect #precious

Just two platonic life partners having a restive and festive holiday season ✨. Connectz and Correctz covered our classic chats and joyfully reintroduced a long-forgotten and deeply missed chat: BeanChat 🫘🫛.Hot tops 🔥 focus on ways people are connected and connecting through space and time…and vibes 💃❤️💋🫘🥬Pre-correct: “happy new year” in Hawaiian is “hauʻoli makahiki hou” - we just had to go back to the beginning of our schmods to find the answer, proving definitively that this schmod is newsy, like NPR. #BeanD #BDEisback #beebopBOOPbeebop #HippoNewYear #SchmodCatz #GardenChat #Newsy #TradWife #Vibez #BillHaderMuseoftheShow

Just two platonic life partners who recently returned from perhaps our favorite place on earth 🌊☀️🏝️⛺️🐙. Connectz and Correctz are here, there, everywhere and the PLPz try to stick to an outline. Hot Topz are about two gals we can’t stop thinking about 🎶🎤🐈😻. This epersode is sponsored by Lightbulbs - they’re powered by Ruby’s spirit!#Schmodiez #catchat #whatsindabox #sprangle #beebopBOOPbeebop #glamping #holoholos #RubyVisit