Putting down the spoon...

To the best podcast fans that a girl could ever ask for.... thank you so much from the deepest depths of my heart <3 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Aug 1998 and we've all come to Jenny Jones to discuss TEEN BOOB JOBS! It's wild to watch in hindsight, it's difficult to fathom the producer's reasoning, and it all makes me want to take a scalding shower immediately. Join me as I unpack/snark on this dumpster fire! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ricki Lake delivers both some serious (but also very unserious) toxicity in the form of possible marriages and the people around them, and some very unfortunate late 90's haircuts. Please be advised, no one present is stupid, snoopy, stoopy, or anything in between Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Let's join Dr Phil this week, as he systematically debunks a narcissist lies on National TV. SCOTT JUST DIED! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sally Jessy Raphael brings back Renee for the first time ever! As well as some other wannabe teen-mom hopefuls, and a beautiful lady named Pixie who screams at them. Gilda Mega-Evolves. You don't want to miss this one! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jerry Springer hosts three love-triangle tableaus to try to sort things out. Featuring one of the softest Jerry Springer fights ever witnessed!Special Guest Appearances including: Pharrell Williams, Karl Urban, Melissa of Dance Moms, Young (Teenage) Frankenstein, and Biggie Smalls(?) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jenny Jones has arranged a well thought-out tableau of baby-adjacent love triangles for our viewing pleasure, but since no one talks any sense, it devolves from beautiful dinner party vibes to every-man-for-themselves all-you-can-eat buffet pretty quickly. The guys are terrible, the women have low self-esteem, and everyone is highly entertaining. Special Guests including: Sarah Polley, Selena, Chelsea Peretti and Harry Potter! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ricki Lake has some no-win conversations, I have some no-win opinions, and many guests have no-win expectations. It's a classic no-win-no-win-no-win situation!Special Guests including: Childish Gambino, Janelle Evans, and some of the worst hairstyles of the decade! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this very special episode of Reality Roots, join me on my downward spiral :) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dr Phil is bringing us Jenelle Evans v2.0 with the penultimate (?) Dr Phil Family episode. The timeline is messy, the internet is messy, I'm messy, Alexandra is VERY messy.... so get ready for a real hot mess on every level! No special guests this week just a big F U to Dr Phil as a person :) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.