Season Two Episode One - Facebook sucks

Been awhile since the bear got on the microphone! hi!!! lots of changes since we first talked and man an over an hour episode? Bring out the moonshine granny,!!! I talk about sex, with your granny while your mom watches! I know!! sick bastard!! Moving into a new place and battling a demonic clothe washer!! Jesus H. Christ!! welcome to Episode hell if I remember of No Country for Bears!!! woo whee! yes girls he has a small penis but a tongue that is ten miles long!!! Yay!!Come listen! Masturbate both men and women to the most seductive voice in a three feet area as long as nobody is home!!!

Hey!! Another great episode for you to listen and have dirty thoughts to!!! Come on in, I got beer!

The Facebook killed the Papa Bear's account, he goes ranting and a raving and says no no words and such!!!!

You know you want to listen! Come on in, I got moonshine!!

Shitville recording volume? Check! Bad voice acting? Check! WELCOME TO NO COUNTRY FOR BEARS EPISODE 15!!!

I talk about weird stuff!! Giggle

I'm depressed, fuck Christmas

I want the audience to buy my merch, make me famous, not like Logan Paul famous, maybe Connie Chung famous!!!! This episode we watch Conjuring Last Rites and snuggle with our sister!!!!We a close family!!!

Hi!!!! I'm Papa Bear listen to my show damn it!!!

Hi!! I'm Crazy! Will you be my sex pot?