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Send us Fan MailThe story gets a satisfying and properly paced ending that ties up all loose ends and is not confusing or abrupt.Buy the book here

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Send us Fan MailTwo competing Evangelisms try to get Christian to join their military bases. Buy the book here

Send us Fan MailChristian must confront evil version of Zealot and Love in a simulated world where if you die in the simulation you do NOT die in real life because seriously that whole concept is too ridiculous even for me. Buy the book here

Send us Fan MailThe Interpreter explains what the sam hill happened in the last episode and Christian sets out to rescue Zealot and Love.Buy the book here

Send us Fan MailI'm required by podcast law to do a parody of The Night Before Christmas using the characters from my novel.

Send us Fan MailChristian goes through a series of overtly referential but allegorically significant visions.Buy the book here

Send us Fan MailThe story takes a very dark and very adaptation accurate turn.Buy the book here

Send us Fan MailZealot is tormented several by very polite restaurant waiters.Also the author switches to uploading once every two weeks because he's lazy.Buy the book here