Episode 9 - Mouse Blood Is Thicker Than Wine

It's a ho-ho-horrific holiday crisis when a supernatural turf war between two warring wizards spills out onto the mean streets of LA. Bryan and the news crew intercede on behalf of everything that is good, but can even Hero-Journalists win the day? This Special Report is gonna sleigh! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The future of Lost Angeles is at stake when presidential hopefuls gather together to tackle the pressing issues of the day – all while AMOS the satellite menacingly hovers above to ensure a fair and impartial process. It’s going to be fiery, so don’t stay home for this one! Actually, do stay home for this one – traffic is going to be awful with all this rigmarole going on! Visit our shop at NPRmageddon.Etsy.com and follow us on Twitter @NPRmageddon. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The future of Lost Angeles is at stake when presidential hopefuls gather together to tackle the pressing issues of the day – all while AMOS the satellite menacingly hovers above to ensure a fair and impartial process. It’s going to be fiery, so don’t stay home for this one! Actually, do stay home for this one – traffic is going to be awful with all this rigmarole going on! Visit our shop at NPRmageddon.Etsy.com and follow us on Twitter @NPRmageddon. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The nation’s legion of ear mice mysteriously blows up, leading to a lot of aching hearts and messy walls. And former NPRmageddon host Tommy L returns to the show to field a few calls, old school-style. Tommy L’s tar wine promises to be as thick as the traffic during rush hour on a holiday weekend. Visit our shop at NPRmageddon.Etsy.com and follow us on Twitter @NPRmageddon. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The nation’s legion of ear mice mysteriously blows up, leading to a lot of aching hearts and messy walls. And former NPRmageddon host Tommy L returns to the show to field a few calls, old school-style. Tommy L’s tar wine promises to be as thick as the traffic during rush hour on a holiday weekend. Visit our shop at NPRmageddon.Etsy.com and follow us on Twitter @NPRmageddon. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jubilation in the streets as Skullgore’s absence prompts a changing of the guard. Anti-Skullgore separatist Guitarro gleefully tears down statues of the deposed president but gets more than he bargained for. And maybe a new regime means a new approach to reducing traffic congestion? We can always hope. Visit our shop at NPRmageddon.Etsy.com and follow us on Twitter @NPRmageddon. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jubilation in the streets as Skullgore’s absence prompts a changing of the guard. Anti-Skullgore separatist Guitarro gleefully tears down statues of the deposed president but gets more than he bargained for. And maybe a new regime means a new approach to reducing traffic congestion? We can always hope. Visit our shop at NPRmageddon.Etsy.com and follow us on Twitter @NPRmageddon. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Blood Pope Hildr ascends to the papacy, ushering in a brave new era of religious conformity. And the Super Scientists have done it again, developing a terrifying hybrid creature that will please both cat lovers and dog lovers. Another thing cat people and dog people can agree on? Traffic is bad! Visit our shop at NPRmageddon.Etsy.com and follow us on Twitter @NPRmageddon. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Blood Pope Hildr ascends to the papacy, ushering in a brave new era of religious conformity. And the Super Scientists have done it again, developing a terrifying hybrid creature that will please both cat lovers and dog lovers. Another thing cat people and dog people can agree on? Traffic is bad! Visit our shop at NPRmageddon.Etsy.com and follow us on Twitter @NPRmageddon. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Blood Pope dies, leaving a holy-shaped hole in the Lost Angeles landscape. Meanwhile, President Skullgore commences a manhunt for Hart Fisher, who is slippery as all get-out. Plus, a pulsating brain menaces a local neighborhood. How will that possibly affect traffic? Find out. Visit our shop at NPRmageddon.Etsy.com and follow us on Twitter @NPRmageddon. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices