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The Neutral Zone Hotel crew performs a THOROUGH tier ranking of all 32 NHL Hometown Remix jerseys. Cover your children's ears. There's a lot of swearing in this one.Trevor welcomes Emily and John to the Neutral Zone Hotel02:09 Atlantic division19:47 Central division32:01 Metro division45:08 Pacific divisionNeutral Zone Hotel is a production of the Neutral Zone Hotel Team.More information is available at https://neutralzonehotel.comLogo design by Emily Mowbray.We're available on YouTube and all the major podcast platforms.You can follow us on social media if you're so inclined: Bluesky: @neutralzonehotel.bsky.socialYou can join our Discord server at https://neutralzonehotel.com/discord

Today the crew takes on the NHL as they discuss the resolution of Connor Hellebuyck's trade request, the tremendous chants that Senators fans welcomed former captain Bady Tkachuk back to Ottawa with, and then take a look at some of the early seasons results around the league.SJ welcomes Madison and Trevor to the Neutral Zone Hotel02:30 The End of the Hellesaga20:28 OUFL of the Brady Tkachuk return game crowd chants34:22 We take a look at some early results from around the NHL and decide if they're for realNeutral Zone Hotel is a production of the Neutral Zone Hotel Team.More information is available at https://neutralzonehotel.comLogo design by Emily Mowbray.We're available on YouTube and all the major podcast platforms.You can follow us on social media if you're so inclined: Bluesky: @neutralzonehotel.bsky.socialYou can join our Discord server at https://neutralzonehotel.com/discord

This week, there's fun and merriment in the Meutral Zone Hotel, but also tragedy as the crew talks Arizona State, 3-on-3 hockey, Team Canada, and Tim Horton's. 0:00 Benjamin welcomes Trevor and Emily to the Neutral Zone Hotel.2:15 The crew discusses Arizona State University's response to the injuries to Matthew Mayich following a military-style workout that left him in a coma25:03 Trevor talks about the 3-on-3 womens' hockey tournament he recently attended30:03 A quick discussion of the Team Canada womens' roster announcement34:52 Benjamin reviews the "medieval" costuming in the new Tim Horton's commercial featuring Sidney Crosby, Nathan McKinnon, and Brad Marchand. The commercial can be seen here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4ayXHMIEbE&pp=ygUWdGltIGhvcnRvbnMgY29tbWVyY2lhbA%3D%3DNeutral Zone Hotel is a production of the Neutral Zone Hotel Team.More information is available at https://neutralzonehotel.comLogo design by Emily Mowbray.We're available on YouTube and all the major podcast platforms.You can follow us on social media if you're so inclined: Bluesky: @neutralzonehotel.bsky.socialYou can join our Discord server at https://neutralzonehotel.com/discord

The crew gets together to talk playing rec league hockey, celebrate Canadian Thanksgiving, and get critical with the newly announced PWHL expansion jerseys.Benjamin welcomes Madison and SJ to the Neutral Zone Hotel01:31 SJ Plays Hockey Now17:37 What dish is your NHL team bringing to Canadian Thanksgiving?39:04 Ranking the PWHL wordmark jerseysNeutral Zone Hotel is a production of the Neutral Zone Hotel Team.More information is available at https://neutralzonehotel.comLogo design by Emily Mowbray.We're available on YouTube and all the major podcast platforms.You can follow us on social media if you're so inclined: Bluesky: @neutralzonehotel.bsky.socialYou can join our Discord server at https://neutralzonehotel.com/discord

0:00: Benjamin welcomes Emily and SJ to the Neutral Zone Hotel3:42: A discussion of the Hot for Hockey audiobook initiative, the NHL's latest failed attempt to connect with fans that has been relegated to the Guardian Project dimension. Includes a special offer to NHL insider Elliotte Friedman.22:34: A deep dive into the spluttering Calgary Flames and whether or not they are in a good position for a rebuild.42:15: The Hotel staff toss out some ideas for possible names for the new PWHL teams. Are they any good? Listen and find out!Neutral Zone Hotel is a production of the Neutral Zone Hotel Team.More information is available at https://neutralzonehotel.comLogo design by Emily Mowbray.We're available on YouTube and all the major podcast platforms.You can follow us on social media if you're so inclined: Bluesky: @neutralzonehotel.bsky.socialYou can join our Discord server at https://neutralzonehotel.com/discord

The NHL season has started! Let's make some wacky predictions to celebrate. After that, we discuss the need for increased wheelchair and mobility aid accessibility in arenas and the US Senate's Protect College Sports Act.Benjamin welcomes Madison and Alex to the Neutral Zone Hotel01:21 Wacky NHL Season Predictions26:09 Arena Accessibility36:37 Protect College Sports ActNeutral Zone Hotel is a production of the Neutral Zone Hotel Team.More information is available at https://neutralzonehotel.comLogo design by Emily Mowbray.We're available on YouTube and all the major podcast platforms.You can follow us on social media if you're so inclined: Bluesky: @neutralzonehotel.bsky.socialYou can join our Discord server at https://neutralzonehotel.com/discord

Welcome back to the Neutral Zone Hotel for season 4! 0:00 Benjamin welcomes Trevor, SJ, and this week's special guest Donnie to the Neutral Zone Hotel.3:26 The members of the panel each talk about one thing that happened in the offseason. First up, Donnie brings up the Leo Carlsson extension. 13:52 Trevor talks PWHL expansion.21:00 SJ talks about their experience in learn to play this summer.29:01 Benjamin's topic is the Team USA group chat.38:44 It's time for season preview "Jeppardie." Please don't sue us.Neutral Zone Hotel is a production of the Neutral Zone Hotel Team.More information is available at https://neutralzonehotel.comLogo design by Emily Mowbray.We're available on YouTube and all the major podcast platforms.You can follow us on social media if you're so inclined: Bluesky: @neutralzonehotel.bsky.socialYou can join our Discord server at https://neutralzonehotel.com/discord

It's NHL draft time. 0:00 Benjamin welcomes SJ and Trevor to the Neutral Zone Hotel.2:38 In the first part of our NHL Draft wrapup, the crew discusses the pre-draft trades.24:33 The crew moves on to discuss the draft itself and its host, Justin Bieber.Neutral Zone Hotel is a production of the Neutral Zone Hotel Team.More information is available at https://neutralzonehotel.comLogo design by Emily Mowbray.We're available on YouTube and all the major podcast platforms.You can follow us on social media if you're so inclined: Bluesky: @neutralzonehotel.bsky.socialYou can join our Discord server at https://neutralzonehotel.com/discord

A mostly light palate cleanser as we move towards the end of the season, featuring a fairly fun and informative game, a deeply useless and ridiculous game, and Trade Talk.0:00: Benjamin welcomes Madison, Emily, and Alex to the Neutral Zone Hotel2:04: Discussion of the various trades (Raddysh, Tkachuk, trades of that nature)16:48: The gang plays Wikipedia Third Line Jeopardy (this is the fun and informative game)36:22: The gang plays Old Timey Hockey Player or WWII General, Nickname Edition (this is the deeply useless and ridiculous game)Neutral Zone Hotel is a production of the Neutral Zone Hotel Team.More information is available at https://neutralzonehotel.comLogo design by Emily Mowbray.We're available on YouTube and all the major podcast platforms.You can follow us on social media if you're so inclined: Bluesky: @neutralzonehotel.bsky.socialYou can join our Discord server at https://neutralzonehotel.com/discord

Today we chatted about the Stanley Cup Final and the NHL coaching carousel, from John Tortorella and Ryan Craig to Jim Hiller, Peter Laviolette, and (somehow still) Mike Babcock. We then moved on to some scintillating PWHL awards discussion and a retrospective on the expansion process and entry draft, which was happening as we recorded. Benjamin welcomes Madison and SJ to the Neutral Zone Hotel01:52 Calendar updates for the podcast (Mailbag next week! Send in your questions!)03:03 Carolina Hurricanes win the Stanley Cup and the Vegas Golden Knights lose14:16 Jim Hiller hired as the head coach of the Toronto Maple Leafs18:26 Peter Laviolette hired as the head coach of the LA Kings21:46 Cursed to talk about Mike Babcock again33:42 PWHL awards talk37:18 PWHL entry draft and expansion process discussionNeutral Zone Hotel is a production of the Neutral Zone Hotel Team.More information is available at https://neutralzonehotel.comLogo design by Emily Mowbray.We're available on YouTube and all the major podcast platforms.You can follow us on social media if you're so inclined: Bluesky: @neutralzonehotel.bsky.socialYou can join our Discord server at https://neutralzonehotel.com/discord