E59: Help Wanted

You gotta keep goin'... You gotta keep fightin'... With the sharpshooter fallen, the parties set their sights on distant horizons. Problems abound, but the answers lie beyond the limits of either Dirge or Granite Bay.

All aboard... Final call for the LocoMcGea. Time to punch your tickets. With the tracks broken between Granite Bay and Dirge, there is no going back from this.

Knock, knock, knock... When family comes to town, you share your favorite activities with them! A nice lunch, a tour of the city, and of course planning the downfall of a corrupt government!

That could kill Cade... You are welcomed to Granite Bay by the Official Welcoming Committee. Please avoid any assassination attempts while in our beautiful city. Violence is neither welcome nor encouraged, but hey... I can't really stop you.

When the Mayor is away... New Cabinet hired? Check! Meeting to plan new initiatives? On the books! Anything else you would like to accomplish today, Ms. Interim Mayor? Oh... a community walk about? I see... well, I mean, surely it can't go more poorly than our first one?!

"Mayors don't need tickets, and that's a fact..." A quick overnight in Riverside is just what a Mayor and her Head of Security need. A relaxing night with some drinks, some music, and some breaking and entering.

You're all hired... Wanted: New cabinet members. Job Duties: Supporting the Mayor with routine daily tasks including, but not limited to murder, espionage, blackmail, and general rabble-rousing. Desired Qualifications: Must stay cool under pressure. Must be capable of lifting amounts approximate to the average weight of a deceased body.

Bracelets, not even once... When the going gets tough, the tough get going. The findings from the heist push the party in clear directions... it's a shame those directions aren't the same...

That was just a warm up... When at first you don't succeed, just try again, but at nighttime! Don't plan, don't reflect on why you failed, just jump in the hole and see what happens!

I'm going to sue you... The plan has been set. With the amount of time spent prepping for this heist, there is no way it could go poorly... right? RIGHT?!