2.11: Feeling Lucky

“I don’t have enough oxygen in my brain to deal with this right now.”CAST:Leland Heed: Victor AlgernonVaris Zima: Dr. HuxleySerina Johnston: Jules KroeberFin Carter: Roger Morris, C.A.I.N.Noelle Salisbury: Lucy CalvinE. G. Tariku: Hugo HighsmithRhys Tirado: VincentOlivia Carter, Chloe Peterson: EnsembleWRITING STAFF: Jack LoneyEDITOR: Jura LeopoldSound effects this week by Hdfreema, magnuswaker, unfa, CGEffex, NeoSpica, Gutek, freemaster2, lwdickens, pauliperez1999, DylanTheFish, Disagree, tosha73, Timbre, vince2323, deleted_user_2104797, NeoSpica, sKydran, florianreichelt, thisusernameis, Mozfoo, and previously credited artists via freesound.org.Music:House of the Rising Sun, performed by Doc WatsonAuld Lang Syne, performed by Napoleon’s Battle PlanTRANSCRIPTSocial media, Patreon, and Fundrazr: https://linktr.ee/brainrotpresents Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

“I want off this floating hunk of metal as much as all of you.”CAST:Leland Heed: Victor AlgernonVaris Zima: Dr. HuxleySerina Johnston: Jules KroeberFin Carter: Roger MorrisNoelle Salisbury: Lucy CalvinE. G. Tariku: Hugo HighsmithRhys Tirado: VincentCate Martin, Duck Garcia, Fin Carter: EnsembleWRITING STAFF: Stanford BlueEDITOR: Jura LeopoldSound effects this week by Australopithecusman, RuonVNiekerk, richwise, jaegrover, Andron827, suntemple, MichaelGillighan, StavSounds, and previously credited artists via freesound.org.TRANSCRIPTSocial media, Patreon, and Fundrazr: https://linktr.ee/brainrotpresents Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

“Dear diary, today my lovely husband came in and tried to poison me.”Content warnings for this episode: mentions of death/degenerative illness, and medical trauma.CAST:Leland Heed: Victor AlgernonVaris Zima: Dr. HuxleySerina Johnston: Jules KroeberFin Carter: Roger MorrisNoelle Salisbury: Lucy CalvinE. G. Tariku: Hugo HighsmithJura Leopold: EdmundRhys Tirado: VincentAlex Goldman: Isaac HuxleyWRITING STAFF: Jack LoneyEDITOR: Jura LeopoldSound effects this week by Ftpalad, EminYILDIRIM, ceberation, volivieri, metrostock99, Jo_vanvuuren, sidequesting, andersmmg, and previously credited artists via freesound.org.TRANSCRIPTSocial media, Patreon, and Fundrazr: https://linktr.ee/brainrotpresents Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Not many people get to choose the circumstances of their worst-case scenarios."CAST:Leland Heed: Victor AlgernonVaris Zima: Aster HuxleySerina Johnston: Jules KroeberFin Carter: Roger MorrisNoelle Salisbury: Lucy CalvinE.G. Tariku: Hugo HighsmithArtemis Jack Gontscharov: Mildred CavendishWRITING STAFF: Jack LoneyEDITOR: Stoker LeopoldSound effects this week by AldebaranCW, YMB, 21100375, and previously credited artists via freesound.org.TRANSCRIPTSocial media, Patreon, and Fundrazr: https://linktr.ee/brainrotpresents Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"The following is a personal communication from the office of Dr. Lucille Calvin."CAST:Leland Heed: Victor AlgernonVaris Zima: Aster HuxleySerina Johnston: Jules KroeberFin Carter: Roger MorrisNoelle Salisbury: Lucy CalvinE.G. Tariku: Hugo HighsmithWRITING STAFF: Stanford BlueEDITOR: Stoker LeopoldSound effects this week by AldebaranCW, YMB, 21100375, and previously credited artists via freesound.org.TRANSCRIPT Social media, Patreon, and Fundrazr: https://linktr.ee/brainrotpresents Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Jules, I’m surprised that this is such a shock to you."CAST:Serina Johnston: Jules KroeberFin Carter: Roger MorrisNoelle Salisbury: Lucy CalvinE. G. Tariku: Hugo HighsmithArtemis Jack Gontscharov: Dr. Mildred CavendishStoker Leopold: EdmundWRITING STAFF: Rhys TiradoEDITOR: Stoker LeopoldSound effects this week by Tatianafeudal, Pastabra, JakLocke, Breviceps, deleted_user_7146007, Adam Wayne Gistarb, Duisterwho, and previously credited artists via freesound.org.TRANSCRIPTSocial media, Patreon, and Fundrazr: https://linktr.ee/brainrotpresents Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Better the devil you know than the devil you don't, right?"CAST:Leland Heed: Victor AlgernonVaris Zima: Dr. HuxleySerina Johnston: Jules KroeberFin Carter: Roger MorrisNoelle Salisbury: Lucy CalvinE. G. Tariku: Hugo HighsmithArtemis Jack Gontscharov: Dr. Mildred CavendishWRITING STAFF: Rhys TiradoEDITOR: Stoker LeopoldSound effects this week by jammaj, groupe1bts, tuomaskivioja, 15GPanskaZacekSamuel, bsmacbride, Allen2001, swordofkings128, Timbre, clgood, Jace, SieuAmThanh, tessrct, morsine, jameswrowles, and previously credited artists via freesound.org.Music:Mozart K.488 Piano Concerto #23 in A 2nd mov. AdagioTRANSCRIPTSocial media, Patreon, and Fundrazr: https://linktr.ee/brainrotpresents Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"So I guess we’re all trapped here, huh?."CAST:Leland Heed: Victor AlgernonVaris Zima: Dr. HuxleySerina Johnston: Jules KroeberFin Carter: Roger MorrisNoelle Salisbury: Lucy CalvinE. G. Tariku: Hugo HighsmithArtemis Jack Gontscharov: Dr. Mildred CavendishWRITING STAFF: Jack LoneyEDITOR: Stoker LeopoldSound effects this week by hoerspielgerrit, Nickh69, mredig, kemitix, eddies2000, DJ Burnham, and previously credited artists via freesound.org.TRANSCRIPTSocial media, Patreon, and Fundrazr: https://linktr.ee/brainrotpresents Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Sometimes the present and the past need to stay separate."CAST:Leland Heed: Victor AlgernonVaris Zima: HuxleySerina Johnston: Jules KroeberFin Carter: Roger MorrisNoelle Salisbury: Lucy CalvinE. G. Tariku: Hugo HighsmithEnsemble: Shawn Tumbokon-Flowers, Adrian Frisbee, Bea Holt, Moira-Juliet "MJ" Scott, Luka HorvatWRITING STAFF: Stanford BlueEDITOR: Stoker LeopoldSound effects this week by MindlessTrails, Hourofmidnight, alec_mackay, ALLANZ10D, adilbek_sounds, JohnsonBrandEditing, GowlerMusic, alec_mackay, GeorgeEvans, wangzhuokun, kintana24, Sheyvan, straget, SpliceSound, SeanSecret, Snipperbes, and previously credited artists via freesound.org.Music: Mozart K.488 Piano Concerto #23 in A 2nd mov. AdagioTRANSCRIPTSocial media, Patreon, and Fundrazr: https://linktr.ee/brainrotpresents Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Listen, blood pacts aren’t really on the table, handshakes feel weird, and contracts are stupid."CAST:Leland Heed: Victor AlgernonSerina Johnston: Jules KroeberFin Carter: Roger MorrisE. G. Tariku: Hugo HighsmithRhys Tirado: VincentStoker Leopold: EdmundWRITING STAFF: Stanford BlueEDITOR: Stoker LeopoldSound effects this week by Yfjesse, xxqmanxx, kev_durr, MattRuthSound, DamianMinnie, BMacZero,swordofkings128, kyles, sammycrerar98, soundsofscienceupf, ChamoneSteyn, lezaarth, HeraclitoPD, RossBell, & previously credited artists via freesound.org.TRANSCRIPTSocial media, Patreon, and Fundrazr: https://linktr.ee/brainrotpresents Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.