Weekly Roast - X Rated Version

To top off a particularly unhinged period for the podcast, we are reading out the final few tales of borderline domesticated loons that you've encountered over the years. Today's frontrunner is a person who faked a terminal illness just so her housemates would tuck her in at night. Yikes.If you're coming to the Xmas special, send us your best embarrassing picture. And if you're not coming to the Xmas, still send us your best embarrassing picture. Santa might have something for you...

Listening to these stories genuinely makes me realise I am not that bad. In some respects. Strap yourselves in and enjoy the show. This one is deranged.Oh btw - The Loon Lagoon community is now live. I've got subscriptions enabled on Instagram for those of you that want full access to the uncensored content that is unfit for public consumption. You'll find it on my page @mehiganmarkLASTLY - If you are coming to the Christmas show, remember to send in your embarrassing pictures for the roast the audience section. Or if you are NOT coming to the Christmas show, send in your embarrassing pictures and I will send you a gift voucher as a thank you if we used it.

Forgive me listeners, for I have sinned. The contents of today's episode are the things that we deemed too much of an assault on the senses for Instagram. If you have a sensitive soul or spirit, I suggest you turn back now. Otherwise, proceed with caution. These people walk among us. @mehiganmark on Instagram Support the show by sharing it with a friend :)

Let me know who you want us to prank next! @mehiganmark

Mark finally got the call to appear on Saturday night TV in the UK. Just not exactly in the way he'd imagined.

The people we let into our homes. Good Lord.

There will come a time when these episode titles are going to affect our commercial appeal to advertisers. Nevertheless, we are committed to giving the people a platform to voice their woes. However, intimate.

Are you team couple or team Au Pair? Even if she is stealing, I am still fairly opposed to the bizarre practices by the family.

In a desperate attempt to edge my way into contention for the biggest media position in the country, it's time for an episode of Live Loon. We hear from the people of Ireland about their biggest problems and what is really enraging them about Ireland at the moment. From Teacher's strikes to light fingered Au Pair's, there is apparently no end to our suffering.

If you are a brand, PR or agency considering working with me in the future, please trust that this episode is not an example of the things I find funny. I am merely the vehicle for people to offload their perversion. Usually we give nice people weddings and interview legends xx@mehiganmark on Instagram