and so does andy driving away

bonus episode: to be played alongside the film because you weirdos might actually watch #mandy. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

just as the final shot after the credits adds absolutely nothing to this movie, this episode will add absolutely nothing to this show. you have been warned. #mandy minute 121 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

picture, if you will, a podcaster who sees a light at the end of the (presumably red and very long) tunnel, but needs one last rant that includes a critique of screenwriting characters, of revenge plots, of our urges to fantasize about violence, and a review (sort of) of Rambo Last Blood. This is that rant, because the credits in #Mandy minute 120 are not interesting. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

so let us look at some mistranslations of the plot description found online as the credits roll in #mandy minute 119. (the untranslated words seem to be welsh, by the way) ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

but first, a recap of the film so far. then the uselessness of there being two moons in the sky. then the alleged characters names. roll credits on #mandy minute 118 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

people call this movie original. call this final bit with the hero driving off on his own, all... well most of the bad guys dead behind him, one more original moment. #mandy minute 117 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

did they fall madly in perfect romantic love (as evidenced by absolutely no part of the first act of this film) because they both had the same stupid shirt? and they both smoked? and they both went to the same bar with panos cosmatos lighting? i guess relationships have been founded on less. #mandy minute 116 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

i mean, nothing happens, but that's because there's nothing left to happen. let's roll credits... #mandy minute 115 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

to be fair, maybe one of the three shots seems to be in focus, so i guess it's a simple enough cheat to pretend like you're doing something interesting. or you just really like fire. and silhouettes. #mandy minute 114 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

it's like this movie can't make up its mind (even this close to the end) to have things happen quickly or slowly. headcrush? at least a whole boring minute where we can't tell what's happening. lighter drops on floor where there's a head, a body, and a (presumably) concrete floor? that shit has to ignite into a massive blaze immediately, and spread down the LONG tunnel and up the ladder and ignite this stupid Midsommar temple before someone skins that tiger and wraps someone in it. #mandy minute 113 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★