GREASY SPOONS

The focus this time is on that legendarily satisfying British institution of greasy spoons. The offerings, decor and hygiene are amongst the topics on the menu, and Mike soon warms up to Aaron's suggestion of founding his very own café. Uncle Mike's Hangry Staghole is coming soon to a town near you.

Mike and Aaron discuss the free speech trial of the century thus far, featuring Afroman, Lick-em-low Lisa, Officer Poundcake and Randy Walters aka the son-of-a-bitch who seems uncertain of the fidelity of his wife. Enjoy!

Behold, a megamix of Late Night Large introductions hitherto unheard of on Spotify! Think of it like a collection of lost tracks and b-sides to tide you over until Mike gets his lazy arse back into the studio.

Mike gets a chance to view the long arm of the law from the opposite side to which he's normally accustomed in this episode where the both co-conspirators learn a very different way of being judged by their peers.

Aaron and Mike debate the AFCON fiasco and why it has been so damaging to the integrity of the African game. Also featuring some bitching about VAR!

You may have heard of this relatively recent phenomenon because a billionaire weirdo was tapping his own son's blood. Our pair of vituperative vampires look into that nonsense as well as many adjacent terms and ask: are these just things that humans have always done, but with a stupid new name?

A mildly vituperative conversation about the current state of British roads.

When the looting starts, the booting starts! Unless Mike and Aaron are doing it. Using some sort of catastrophe as cover for your shameless larceny has been practiced for generations it seems. Whether we're talking about pillaging villages, plundering vessels or robbing graves, mankind has tended to help themselves while guards are down or peacekeepers otherwise occupied. So let your guard down and occupy yourself with this grabby edition of the show that denies everything.

Tonight's conversation is steered between badly executed crimes, ten pin bowling techniques and maiming your new work colleagues for a laugh.

Whether tearing, cutting or grinding, here's something that needs reminding: look after your bloody teeth. With many miserable dentist trips behind (and ahead of) them, Aaron and Mike sink their Hampsteads into a juicy topic and proceed to chew the proverbial cud. Lisa needs braces!